42 year old woman has sex with two underaged boys as a reward for vandalizing ex boyfriends car - Polidicks

^ Just bag it.

Everytime I read something like this I wonder if the kids are gonna go on with their lives and always have a story to tell or if they'll feel ashamed of it for eternity and keep it their darkest secret. Imagine being asked what your first time was like and you have to make Hitchhiker's GTTG jokes to break the awkwardness after telling the truth. Surprised nobody's made one yet.

I wish I had a childhood like that...

[QUOTE=Numidium;34855631]Everytime I read something like this I wonder if the kids are gonna go on with their lives and always have a story to tell or if they'll feel ashamed of it for eternity and keep it their darkest secret. Imagine being asked what your first time was like and you have to make Hitchhiker's GTTG jokes to break the awkwardness after telling the truth. Surprised nobody's made one yet.[/QUOTE] I have no idea what i'm reading.

[QUOTE=Numidium;34855631]Everytime I read something like this I wonder if the kids are gonna go on with their lives and always have a story to tell or if they'll feel ashamed of it for eternity and keep it their darkest secret. Imagine being asked what your first time was like and you have to make Hitchhiker's GTTG jokes to break the awkwardness after telling the truth. Surprised nobody's made one yet.[/QUOTE] "I was 13 and I totally got to bang this 42 year old because I vandalized her ex boyfriends car."

NSFW NSFW NSFW [url]http://suckingmilfs.info/images/Natural%20mature%20hairy_179763.jpg[/url] And thats what it looks like gentlemen.

this happened in Dorset of all places, that's what is most shocking to me.

[QUOTE=Numidium;34855631]Imagine being asked what your first time was like and you have to make Hitchhiker's GTTG jokes to break the awkwardness after telling the truth. Surprised nobody's made one yet.[/QUOTE] What? Am I missing something?

It'd hit her... with a bat

[QUOTE=gazzy_GUI;34856749]I have no idea what i'm reading.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=CakeMaster7;34857357]What? Am I missing something?[/QUOTE] Obviously Numidium's first time was with a far-from-ideal cougar, as well. I mean, "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy jokes to break the awkwardness" is simply too specific to be any sort of case study. Numidium, I have to ask you: Why, of all things, would you use Hitcherhiker's Guide to the Galaxy jokes?

[QUOTE=Silentfood;34857699]It'd hit her... with a bat[/QUOTE]lol no you wouldn't

[QUOTE=Gmod4ever;34858255] Numidium, I have to ask you: Why, of all things, would you use Hitcherhiker's Guide to the Galaxy jokes?[/QUOTE] This is exactly what I meant, I mean, I love HHGTTG but I don't see how it's at any point relevant to this

[quote]He said: "At the age of 13 a lot of boys have hormones coursing through their veins and are perfectly capable and willing to have sex but they are mentally immature. "They are not able to properly decide whether they should have sex and they are unable to deal with the potential consequences."[/quote] pffffftt Consequences of banging a cougar when you're 13: 1. It might be awkward if your mom finds out. 2.

[QUOTE=Kazumi;34847355]42 isn't really [I]that[/I] old.[/QUOTE] It's pretty old in vagina years.

[QUOTE=Gmod4ever;34858255]Obviously Numidium's first time was with a far-from-ideal cougar, as well. I mean, "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy jokes to break the awkwardness" is simply too specific to be any sort of case study. Numidium, I have to ask you: Why, of all things, would you use Hitcherhiker's Guide to the Galaxy jokes?[/QUOTE] I think it's because the woman is 42 years old

[QUOTE=TheCronkofDestiny;34858919]I think it's because the woman is 42 years old[/QUOTE] Oh wow I feel dumb for not catching that. Please rate this post boxes for my being dumb for not catching that. Thank you.

[QUOTE=deathstarboot;34858852]It's pretty old in vagina years.[/QUOTE] I only select the freshest stock, a veal of vaginas, if you will (but seriously vagina years what the christ??)

[QUOTE=BlackCrow;34846233]Beyatch, speak fo' yoself I'm perfectly mature![/QUOTE] Yes, and i are perfect at grammer.

[QUOTE=Gmod4ever;34858255]Obviously Numidium's first time was with a far-from-ideal cougar, as well. I mean, "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy jokes to break the awkwardness" is simply too specific to be any sort of case study. Numidium, I have to ask you: Why, of all things, would you use Hitcherhiker's Guide to the Galaxy jokes?[/QUOTE] 42.

[QUOTE=Contag;34859470]I only select the freshest stock, a veal of vaginas, if you will[/QUOTE] wouldn't vagina veal be CP though

[QUOTE=SaintHitler;34857165]NSFW NSFW NSFW [url]http://suckingmilfs.info/images/Natural%20mature%20hairy_179763.jpg[/url] And thats what it looks like gentlemen.[/QUOTE] Oh my, how...terrible?