North Korea Touts Mind-Expanding Liquid Brain Juice

[bravehat]

I posted this ages ago man.

Like, months ago.

[phlexiglass]

Its called orange juice.

[Boozy&Bitter]

[QUOTE=StormHammer;24108204]it would be funny if everything NK claims it has created is actually real :v:[/QUOTE]

I was just thinking that when I read this article. North Korea would be like super advanced and when no one expects it, sends out an army of nuclear hyper-intelligent cyborgs.

[ApertureFan]

Well fuck. Next thing you know they're gonna have plasmids and tonics and time travel and be the first to have contact with aliens and a whole bunch of other shit. We're so screwed man, we're totally fucked.

[trent_roolz]

Later tonight - Super Drink turns out to be yellow paint, bear semen, and enough cough syrup to kill a gorilla.

[JETFIGHTER5]

Lots of NK recently, huh?

[Sleffs]

"Expand my brain, learning juice!"
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[evilweazel]

I wish someone would expand Kimmy's mind.

with a rifle bullet.

[Snapzies]

Looks and sounds like orange juice mixed with omega 3. What's the vegetable that's supposedly good for your skin? Carrots? If so, I think I found out the ingredients, doesn't sound like it tastes good.

[Fenriswolf]

Late as hell but still funny as hell