Owner of fashionably dressed IKEA monkey protest for the return of her monkey - Polidicks

[img]http://img.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/tumblr_mcktz50pmq1remjn4o1_250.gif[/img] Ross just wants his monkey back

All he wants for Christmas is a monkey.

[QUOTE=Useful Dave;38956937]Has everybody already forgotten what happened when a Chimpanzee went violent?[/QUOTE] This isn't a chimpanzee, though.

[QUOTE=c:;38957343]I was thinking that exact same thing when I read her argument. I love you so much.[/QUOTE] shut up baby i know it!

[QUOTE=fruxodaily;38955573]It's such a good painting and it's related this monkey is cute though, the owner should have him back[/QUOTE] hey what if it wasn't a cute animal like a naked mole rat does that mean she wouldn't get it back?

[QUOTE=Irkalla;38954729]Animals aren't owned, they're adopted. You've never had a pet, have you?[/QUOTE] Depends on the country and the animal. Dogs in England and Wales are actually considered chattel - they are owned as property by a person or group of people, so it really depends on the country, animal and the laws.

[QUOTE=Mingebox;38952952]Uh, no? They're extremely unpredictable, especially when they reach adult hood.[/QUOTE] Why do you think the monkey would be a prohibited animal just because it could be dangerous to humans? What if you're just supposed to leave them in their natural habitat? Can I come steal you away from your parents, as long as you're not extremely unpredictable? I wouldn't want you to bite my kids or anything, because then I'd have to put you down and have to buy them another pet to entertain them briefly.

[QUOTE=Otsegolation;38961088]Why do you think the monkey would be a prohibited animal just because it could be dangerous to humans? What if you're just supposed to leave them in their natural habitat? Can I come steal you away from your parents, as long as you're not extremely unpredictable? I wouldn't want you to bite my kids or anything, because then I'd have to put you down and have to buy them another pet to entertain them briefly.[/QUOTE] ignoring all that it's simply too unpredictable of an animal to keep. for all we know the animal was orphaned by some predator and now the woman adopted it. we don't know the circumstances which allowed it to come into to woman's possession, only that no matter what the circumstances, the animal is a risk to the community.

[QUOTE=yawmwen;38961122]ignoring all that it's simply too unpredictable of an animal to keep. for all we know the animal was orphaned by some predator and now the woman adopted it. we don't know the circumstances which allowed it to come into to woman's possession, only that no matter what the circumstances, the animal is a risk to the community.[/QUOTE] Well that would be the exception to the situation, when the animal is orphaned and isn't able to live out a normal life for whatever reasons, then human intervention can actually save its life.

the only awesome ape is gorillas 'cause they're smart as hell Coco can communicate in sign language and she's a gorilla, let's see some stupid little coat-monkey do that

[img]http://i.imgur.com/QQDle.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=All0utWar;38953013]Little monkeys like these? I would snuggle the shit out of it regardless of his current emotion.[/QUOTE] good luck with the monkey AIDS that you'll get when the little bastard inevitably scratches the everloving shit out of you.