All hail our eight-tentacled overlord Paul, Spain wins FIFA Cup - Polidicks

[QUOTE=paul simon;23285943]So, how many times in a row has Paul predicted correctly?[/QUOTE] All of the games in the WC and all of the games in Euro 2k8 besides the finals. edit: He predicted only German vs. X games and the finals if I'm not mistaken.

Cthulhu is acting through him and Cthulhu has knowledge of the future. (Spoiler: In the grim darkness of the far future there is only war.)

Cthulhu Jr.

[QUOTE=Dr Magnusson;23285357]I rarely watch soccer, but I watched all of this match. If all of soccer is like this, it is probably the filthiest pussy sport ever to have a world cup. My god, people were dropping left and right for everything from a tiny touch of the foot to stares. Is this what professional football is like? What a bunch of crybabies. Some of the injuries were of course real, but the ratio of real ones to fakes is still laughable. Sometimes you saw the guys fall over and limp towards the referee with their arms in the air, and as soon as the ref clears it, they turn right around and run back to their posts. Hell, sometimes the offender even fell over and grabbed his shins to gain sympathy from the ref, so he wouldn't get a card. If this is what the highest form of "The Beautiful Game" is like, I'm really not impressed :colbert:[/QUOTE] Atleast it's interesting to watch compared to some sports.

Might as well find a deserted island and start worshipping giant Octopus-Man Hybrids while sacrificing virgins now.

[QUOTE=Zeke129;23285787]Obviously accidental, but jesus christ pay some fucking attention[/QUOTE] It was on purpose. Look at the guy, he's staring right at him and not the ball. How can something like that be accidental?

[QUOTE=Mr. Gestapo;23286407]It was on purpose. Look at the guy, he's staring right at him and not the ball. How can something like that be accidental?[/QUOTE] I'd need to see it slower and from further back to tell for sure, but from that it looks to me like the ball almost missed the guy's head on his right, and that the other guy was trying to kick it back. That being said, he also could have seen an opportunity to kick someone in the chest and perhaps get away with it so he took it.

My friend is now betting on whatever Paul does. He's already made some money off him.

I've made money off paul too. Are they going to make him predict other things now the world cup is over?

Looks like 100,000 people are [url=http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=967083]out of a free blowjob.[/url]

[QUOTE=ohadje;23285960]All of the games in the WC and all of the games in Euro 2k8 besides the finals. edit: He predicted only German vs. X games and the finals if I'm not mistaken.[/QUOTE] And, how many would that be? I don't watch football. [editline]02:09AM[/editline] Just interested in this little 8-tentacled guy.

[QUOTE=Dr Magnusson;23285357]I rarely watch soccer, but I watched all of this match. If all of soccer is like this, it is probably the filthiest pussy sport ever to have a world cup. My god, people were dropping left and right for everything from a tiny touch of the foot to stares. Is this what professional football is like? What a bunch of crybabies. Some of the injuries were of course real, but the ratio of real ones to fakes is still laughable. Sometimes you saw the guys fall over and limp towards the referee with their arms in the air, and as soon as the ref clears it, they turn right around and run back to their posts. Hell, sometimes the offender even fell over and grabbed his shins to gain sympathy from the ref, so he wouldn't get a card. If this is what the highest form of "The Beautiful Game" is like, I'm really not impressed :colbert:[/QUOTE] Oh doctor, first it was gordon, now football, what doesn't annoy you :)

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[QUOTE=BlazeFresh;23284201]when do the edits come in WHEN[/QUOTE] Made by a friend. [img]http://xslicer.nl/plaatjes/falcon_kick_nl.gif[/img]

Paul is just amazing.

rigged

fake

was all shot on a sound stage [editline]11:42PM[/editline] where are the stars???

I watched the highlights on youtube just now. Made it 3:50 into the video before I realized I was looking at an orange/blue contrast on the jerseys. Now I'm paranoid.

[QUOTE=BlazeFresh;23284201]when do the edits come in WHEN[/QUOTE] Oh here they are [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmRC_wsWUq8[/media] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqgLzCjg6ms[/media]

My theory is, he always chose the right one, and the zoo keepers put the flag of the nation they would think would win in the right. My god, that sounds so rediclious, I need hearts, so you show you still love me :smith:

I for one welcome our new octopus overlords.

Paul should be used to predict WWIII. And the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq. Maybe if he's good at sports, he can predict wars, too.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzAswRn8wMI[/media]

I want to think it's just a statistical anomaly, but this is just too weird. It's the kind of shit you can't make up. But you know what they say, the Universe is always one step ahead of logic.

[QUOTE=Eudoxia;23315952]I want to think it's just a statistical anomaly, but this is just too weird. It's the kind of shit you can't make up. But you know what they say, the Universe is always one step ahead of logic.[/QUOTE] If they just make a really good football analyst predict the games and then influence the octopus to pick that team you can be right pretty often.

[QUOTE=BlazeFresh;23301333] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqgLzCjg6ms[/media][/QUOTE] Oh wow, so FIFA doesnt allow youtube videos as well as goals