Charlie Sheen to be killed off in two and a half men to be replaced by Ashton Kutcher - Polidicks

Yay

[QUOTE=AaronM202;30778152]2.5 men missing sheen.[/QUOTE] I don't get it.

Probably how they'll set it up is that the show opens up with the other guy just going about his normal day, he gets a call. We don't actually find out what he is talking about until the kid comes up and asks him about it, at which point he says that Sheen's character died. They'll do the opening credits, and the next scene will be them at the funeral. I've only ever watched two episodes of the show, so I don't even know the character's names. That's just the most typical way to reveal that a character has died when getting their actor to do a death scene is impossible. Or you do it at the very end of the episode. Remember M*A*S*H* episode 72? Only people wouldn't actually care when Sheen's death is revealed, so there would be no reason as there would be no poignancy. The first idea is more like Episode 73 of M*A*S*H*, when Trapper left between seasons so they started it off with the reveal that his character went home.

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[QUOTE=Roof;30773252]who's ashton kutcher[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mf_a-ALy_C4[/media] This guy, and that guy you see in the camera commercial on the boat.

I'm okay with this

[QUOTE=Artyom;30776749]That idea is so bad I'm going to bash my head in with a hammer to forget it.[/QUOTE] And they're going to do it word for word, just cause the producers think their viewers are stupid and they wouldn't accept anything more complex than a contrived plot such as this. :colbert:

about time, charlie sheen jokes are awful

Ahaha i love how on the main page it just shows "Charlie Sheen to be killed" makes the thread pretty damn attention grabbing. I wonder how they're even gonna manage this considering the show is supposed to be a comedy.

Well it's dumb , but they had to write him out someway. Shoulda just stopped the show, though . [QUOTE=postal;30782491]Ahaha i love how on the main page it just shows "Charlie Sheen to be killed" makes the thread pretty damn attention grabbing. I wonder how they're even gonna manage this considering the show is supposed to be a comedy.[/QUOTE] He slips on a banana peel and falls off a cliff ? Or maybe Adonis comes down like " Hey prick, I want my DNA back " .

[QUOTE=Spawndex;30782615]He slips on a banana peel and falls off a cliff ?[/QUOTE] If the episode ends up being dramatic i hope someone edits a ton of that stupid audience laughter over it. "...he's dead" *laughter for five minutes*

[QUOTE=postal;30782643]If the episode ends up being dramatic i hope someone edits a ton of that stupid audience laughter over it. "...he's dead" *laughter for five minutes*[/QUOTE] I think the whole episode should be that. Maybe they could make it a VERY tall cliff so he falls for a good long while, then just laughter and canned appaluse. That'd win awards !

I saw "Charlie Sheen to be killed" and got my hopes up.

2.5 men? What does that have to do with a PS3?

Oh wow this is months late.

[QUOTE=ragin cajun;30772830][img]http://content.screencast.com/users/richieafsfgah/folders/Jing/media/33d6ecd6-5e8b-4f99-adf7-aa7d7c16e0aa/2011-06-28_2158.png[/img] Why[/QUOTE] Because Charlie Sheen has no respect?

And so the days of "Two Men" begin.

Wouldn't it be hilarious if he got cut in half 1 1/2 1/2 men

[QUOTE=postal;30782491]Ahaha i love how on the main page it just shows "Charlie Sheen to be killed" makes the thread pretty damn attention grabbing. I wonder how they're even gonna manage this considering the show is supposed to be a comedy.[/QUOTE] He fucks a clown and it gives him deadly Super-AIDS.

I might watch this now just because ashton kutcher is hilarious.

[QUOTE=Communist Cake;30772569]To me, Ashton Kutcher will always be Michael Kelso from That '70s Show.[/QUOTE] He hasn't made a lot of effort to expand his acting roles beyond a pot smoking dope that makes fart jokes... [editline]30th June 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Spawndex;30782615]Well it's dumb , but they had to write him out someway. Shoulda just stopped the show, though . He slips on a banana peel and falls off a cliff ? Or maybe Adonis comes down like " Hey prick, I want my DNA back " .[/QUOTE] His new girlfriend drags him to an art museum, whereupon there is an earthquake and Charlie is crushed by a statue of Adonis that falls over during the tremor.

[QUOTE=Ridge;30803724]He hasn't made a lot of effort to expand his acting roles beyond a pot smoking dope that makes fart jokes... [editline]30th June 2011[/editline] His new girlfriend drags him to an art museum, whereupon there is an earthquake and Charlie is crushed by a statue of Adonis that falls over during the tremor.[/QUOTE] He is at a zoo and is accidentally shoved in to the tiger exhibit and soon after devoured.

Seems kind of odd for a show like Two and A Half Men to kill a character. That's almost like Blue's Clues killing off Steve to replace him with Joe. But I don't even like the show so what do I care. :v:

[QUOTE=Zeddy;30805043]He is at a zoo and is accidentally shoved in to the tiger exhibit and soon after devoured.[/QUOTE] And then the tigers overdose from massive amounts of cocaine.

[QUOTE=postal;30782491]Ahaha i love how on the main page it just shows "Charlie Sheen to be killed" makes the thread pretty damn attention grabbing. I wonder how they're even gonna manage this considering the show is supposed to be a comedy.[/QUOTE] It's been done. Charlie will die, the mom will make it all about her (comedy moments), Roberta will make jokes about dibs on his stuff (comedy moments), Jake will say something stupid, and Alan will wonder who he can live with next. They'll probaby write Ashton Kutcher in as a "Charlie left the house to his cousin/friend rather than Alan, because he hated him."

[QUOTE=Mister B;30776791]No no no no no no he can't be KILLED off. This is no why God make it stop. Seriously. They can't do this. :crying:[/QUOTE] Please get the fuck out. Every post you make is pure concentrated shit.

It won't be the same without Sheen, to be honest I think they should of just stopped the show. So Kutcher's character gets the house? But what happens to Alan and Jake?

I think I might actually watch this episode.

My guess is that Charlie will die, Alan gets ownership of the house but he needs money for the extra room--so he rents it out to Ashton Kutcher. Alan and Jake stay, and Ashton is a room-mate with even less respect for Alan than Charlie. :holy:

[QUOTE=postal;30782491]Ahaha i love how on the main page it just shows "Charlie Sheen to be killed" makes the thread pretty damn attention grabbing. I wonder how they're even gonna manage this considering the show is supposed to be a comedy.[/QUOTE] If anyone remembers 8 Simple Rules #but after a few seasons or so the father was killed off, leading to the introduction of David Spade. Now, I don't know about you guys but Spade brought a new aspect to that show which in my opinion made it more enjoyable. I will watch this, not only because I like two and a half men anyway but because Kutcher could be really good in this. He has already had alot of experience in the sitcom That 70's Show which was great, so I doubt his introduction will be a bad thing.