Valve removes Seduce Me from Steam Greenlight for “offensive material” - Polidicks

[QUOTE=FuzzyPoop;37571000]I'm pretty sure that's what they said Greenlight is for, and removing this, even though they could simply refuse it, goes against it. If valve removed Postal 2 because it's "offensive", the most vague fucking thing in the world, you people would be pissed, even though it'd be equally silly.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://puu.sh/12IDP[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Delta616;37571025][IMG]http://puu.sh/12IDP[/IMG][/QUOTE] That changes everything, the article failed to mention it.

[QUOTE=FuzzyPoop;37571000]I'm pretty sure that's what they said Greenlight is for, and removing this, even though they could simply refuse it, goes against it. If valve removed Postal 2 because it's "offensive", the most vague fucking thing in the world, you people would be pissed, even though it'd be equally silly. Oh, the rules, "Porn" can be an image on the screenshot previews, but where did you find those ?[/QUOTE] no ones going to even vote that bullshit into steam anyways, and 100% of the game is for masturbation :v: You don't play games with porn themes for the storyline. "little jimmy and lisa fucked the end" [QUOTE=FuzzyPoop;37571047]That changes everything, the article failed to mention it.[/QUOTE] how could you have not already have just known this. it's very obvious what steam's intent with GL is.

[QUOTE=J!NX;37570944]You're not going to see mass votes for some shitty flash game.[/quote] Then what's the issue? If it's a shitty game that's not going to get enough votes to get through Greenlight then leave it be. [quote]and hey dude umm sorry that you can't get your porn on steam but just download it off a porn sight and use "Add non-steam game to library" feature.[/quote] [QUOTE=Onyx3173;37570922]I don't really care if porn games are on Steam or not because I have no interest in them.[/QUOTE] And hey dude umm... Learn to read.

Fuck, why did they remove this game? It was the best game on Greenlight

[QUOTE=J!NX;37571064] how could you have not already have just known this. it's very obvious what steam's intent with GL is.[/QUOTE] Because "offensive content" is 50% of the store while porn isn't ? it's also a bit hidden.

[QUOTE=Onyx3173;37571072]Then what's the issue? If it's a shitty game that's not going to get enough votes to get through Greenlight then leave it be.[/QUOTE] That's totally not even the point. putting a gimmick/porn game/game that's totally against steam rules should be removed because it liters GL with bullshit [QUOTE=Onyx3173;37571072] And hey dude umm... Learn to read.[/QUOTE] I wasn't even replying to you with that though :v: [QUOTE=FuzzyPoop;37571105]Because "offensive content" is 50% of the store while porn isn't ? it's also a bit hidden.[/QUOTE] Seriously if you find even 1% of steams games offensive that it's just like "Auuugh" than that is just... wow... point out all "50%" of these "offensive" games though please

[QUOTE=J!NX;37571064]You don't play games with porn themes for the storyline.[/QUOTE] Unless [url=http://www.facepunch.com/member.php?u=178264]you're ButtsexV3[/url].

[QUOTE=J!NX;37571123] Seriously if you find even 1% of steams games offensive that it's just like "Auuugh" than that is just... wow... point out all "50%" of these "offensive" games though please[/QUOTE] And i'm the stupid one ? okay

You people who want the game on steam are dumb as fuck. Like how about instead of fondling virtual titties you go out and fuck someone real. Beating off is seriously childish, just fucking go out and date someone. I go on steam to kill shit online and trade hats, not fucking look at pixel titties.

[QUOTE=FuzzyPoop;37571105]Because "offensive content" is 50% of the store while porn isn't ? it's also a bit hidden.[/QUOTE] I don't recall you having the authority to tell Valve what is or isn't offensive content in their eyes. The content broke the terms of service, and Valve was well within their right to remove it for any reason they seek fit. Stop with the weak and pointless argument for once.

[QUOTE=FuzzyPoop;37571227]And i'm the stupid one ? okay[/QUOTE] Yes you are. :) [QUOTE=jakedog;37571237]You people who want the game on steam are dumb as fuck. Like how about instead of fondling virtual titties you go out and fuck someone real. Beating off is seriously childish, just fucking go out and date someone. I go on steam to kill shit online and trade hats, not fucking look at pixel titties.[/QUOTE] I love you.

[QUOTE=J!NX;37571123]That's totally not even the point. putting a gimmick/porn game/game that's totally against steam rules should be removed because it liters GL with bullshit[/quote] Yeah, it is in the latest terms of submitting a game that someone posted. But the point does still really stand. What's the difference between a game with sex scenes and tons of violence and a game that's just sex scenes. Violence can easily be offensive material to many people. Just like any nudity or anything sexual in any way can be offensive to people. The point really is that if they're going to censor shit, they should be a bit more thorough about it. Regardless of what someone intends to play a game for. [quote]I wasn't even replying to you with that though :v:[/QUOTE] My mistake then. It looked like it was directed at me because the majority of the rest of your post was directly responding to me. [editline]6th September 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=jakedog;37571237]You people who want the game on steam are dumb as fuck. Like how about instead of fondling virtual titties you go out and fuck someone real. Beating off is seriously childish, just fucking go out and date someone. I go on steam to kill shit online and trade hats, not fucking look at pixel titties.[/QUOTE] What a great argument. You've opened my eyes. Games are only meant as a way to kill virtual creatures and collect hats. So that rules out any sort of puzzle game, simulation games, etc. And erm... How exactly is masturbating childish? It's kinda a natural thing to do.

[QUOTE=Delta616;37571239]I don't recall you having the authority to tell Valve what is or isn't offensive content in their eyes. The content broke the terms of service, and Valve was well within their right to remove it for any reason they seek fit. Stop with the weak and pointless argument for once.[/QUOTE] "offensive" is completely subjective, porn isn't. I don't have a problem with this anymore since "porn" is listed on the rules. Now why the fuck are you two still circlejerking over it ?

[QUOTE=FuzzyPoop;37571300]"offensive" is completely subjective, porn isn't. I don't have a problem with this anymore since "porn" is listed on the rules. Now why the fuck are you two still circlejerking over it ?[/QUOTE] ok so you don't have an issue with porn but you have an issue with 50% of steam oh fucking please just stop

[QUOTE=Onyx3173;37571259]Yeah, it is in the latest terms of submitting a game that someone posted. But the point does still really stand. What's the difference between a game with sex scenes and tons of violence and a game that's just sex scenes. Violence can easily be offensive material to many people. Just like any nudity or anything sexual in any way can be offensive to people. The point really is that if they're going to censor shit, they should be a bit more thorough about it. Regardless of what someone intends to play a game for. My mistake then. It looked like it was directed at me because the majority of the rest of your post was directly responding to me. [editline]6th September 2012[/editline] What a great argument. You've opened my eyes. Games are only meant as a way to kill virtual creatures and collect hats. So that rules out any sort of puzzle game, simulation games, etc. And erm... How exactly is masturbating childish? It's kinda a natural thing to do.[/QUOTE] Steam shouldn't decide if it's offensive unless it's obviously pure trash or actually a game based around porn

I'm not dissing other games, puzzle games are cool yo. It's childish because if you're at least in high school age you should have access to a PLETHORA of women to talk to and date. Even if you're a sweaty neckbeard there's a fat girl who would LOVE the attention. I beat off every once and a while but seriously just save yourself for sex, it's MUCH MUCH more satisfying. You'll know what I mean when you fuck a girl for hours and roll off of her and be like "holy shit my hand couldn't ever give me an orgasm like that"

They aren't doing this because it goes against their morals or whatever, they're doing it so the media doesn't start labeling them as a porn dealership.

Seriously the feeling of cumming in a girls mouth is sooooo good I literally didn't even WANT to beat off.

[QUOTE=jakedog;37571435]Seriously the feeling of cumming in a girls mouth is sooooo good I literally didn't even WANT to beat off.[/QUOTE] woah fuck you I read this in Jake's voice and it was seriously the weirdest experience I've ever had.

[QUOTE=J!NX;37571411]Steam shouldn't decide if it's offensive unless it's obviously pure trash or actually a game based around porn[/QUOTE] If it's basically just an interactive porno then I could see maybe removing it. But it wouldn't even likely get enough votes to pass Greenlight in the first place so there's no real point in it. [QUOTE=jakedog;37571414]I beat off every once and a while but seriously just save yourself for sex, it's MUCH MUCH more satisfying.[/QUOTE] Except masturbating is still a natural need and it's not unusual for couples to even still separately masturbate in addition to sex.

I gotta ask though, with everything on this fantastic internet, why beat off to a fucking video game that's just weird and sad honestly they're not even REAL.

[QUOTE=Sardonus;37571483]woah fuck you I read this in Jake's voice and it was seriously the weirdest experience I've ever had.[/QUOTE] HAH yes finally i got somebody with that shit. But seriously just save your man juice for the mouth or pussy. That's my rule, I'm not saying I never beat off but if I know I'm gonna be chillin with a girl I don't even bother, it's a moot point for me.

Are people actually opposing this? I mean, do you [I]really [/I]need to get your porn games on steam?

[QUOTE=J!NX;37571397]ok so you don't have an issue with porn but you have an issue with 50% of steam rofl oh my god really now?[/QUOTE] Yes, steam offends my people and it's previous generations. I'm very much so against the killing of innocent human beings in any media, depictions of magic are also very offensive, it's against our faith. But sex is sacred, after marriage off course, and with a maximum of 6 wives at once, otherwise it's not safe, and very much so against my beliefs.

[QUOTE=jakedog;37571520]HAH yes finally i got somebody with that shit. But seriously just save your man juice for the mouth or pussy. That's my rule, I'm not saying I never beat off but if I know I'm gonna be chillin with a girl I don't even bother, it's a moot point for me.[/QUOTE] I'm signing up for the church of Jakedogg, he's giving me the pointers I need. also, how much was this game gonna cost? If you're gonna spend money on porn buy a hooker

[QUOTE=jakedog;37571520]HAH yes finally i got somebody with that shit. But seriously just save your man juice for the mouth or pussy. That's my rule, I'm not saying I never beat off but if I know I'm gonna be chillin with a girl I don't even bother, it's a moot point for me.[/QUOTE] I'm gay this is very offensive gayry please stop this man from posting [QUOTE=FuzzyPoop;37571539]Yes, steam offends my people and it's previous generations. I'm very much so against the killing of innocent human beings in any media, depictions of magic are also very offensive, it's against our faith. But sex is sacred, after marriage off course, and with a maximum of 6 wives at once, otherwise it's not safe, and very much so against my beliefs.[/QUOTE] yeah I agree sex is sacred especially with a Kleenex [SUB][SUP][SUB][SUP][SUB][SUB][SUP]thatwhatyoudo[/SUP][/SUB][/SUB][/SUP][/SUB][/SUP][/SUB]

[QUOTE=FuzzyPoop;37571047]That changes everything, the article failed to mention it.[/QUOTE] Did you seriously argue against steam's GL term's without actually reading them? How is "Offensive material" vague? Anyone with context clues can tell that "Offensive Material" included pornographic content.

[QUOTE=Tetsmega;37571579]Did you seriously argue against steam's GL term's without actually reading them? How is "Offensive material" vague? Anyone with context clues can tell that "Offensive Material" included pornographic content.[/QUOTE] "Offensive" is too vague for a set of rules. For me, a porn game is just as offensive as Postal 2, you can't set a rule on something based entirely on culture.

A pornographic game? Can't you kids just go out and molest some dog or ask yer sisters for a blowjob or some shit? I swear, you god-damn whipper-snappers are fucking pussies. Speaking of which, the noted text with the game is rather -B- rated in comparison to some real rp that real men do in a real land called IMVU, imho. imaho*