[QUOTE=Squeaken;16093226]"Monorail [I]pilot[/I]"?
Monorails don't fly....[/QUOTE]
Pretty sure they're automated too.
Anyways I think it's just Walt acting up again, it's sort of like Alma from FEAR where they cryogenically froze her and she made psychic manifestations of her anger on the outside.
Except instead of being pissed at the sins of the father Walt is just angry at the thousands of Jews walking above him every day.
Call me when he starts reducing people into piles of blood and bones and using shitty tactics to scare people, then I'll be worried.
"YAY DISNEY WO-" screamed the bus of children before plunging off a cliff into universal studios.
"This means war" cries the owner of universal studios
Walt Disney laughs and says "So it begins"
[QUOTE=Madman_Andre;16089381]A sign that says he's sick and tired of corporate bigwigs abusing the hell out of his name.[/QUOTE]
that might have been in very small print under the "No Jews" sign, but seeing as how this is Walt Disney we're talking about I'm sure it was just "No Jews".
[QUOTE=Uberslug;16091455]WHAT WILL COLLIDE NEXT
my money's on a roller coaster[/QUOTE]
There's like..
2 rollercoasters in the entirety of Disney World. Might be like.. one more.
Only one I can think of is Space Mountain at Magic Kingdom.
[QUOTE=PromiscuousPancake;16097250]There's like..
2 rollercoasters in the entirety of Disney World. Might be like.. one more.
Only one I can think of is Space Mountain at Magic Kingdom.[/QUOTE]
two is enough for a collision
if Walt Disney was still alive, he'll be disappointed.
Yea, I rode those buses the day before. They are like seriously out of it or something
Didn't this happen like, two weeks ago?
[QUOTE=OhSnap!;16111791]Didn't this happen like, two weeks ago?[/QUOTE]I think that was the monorail accident.
Walt's psychic energies penetrate the walls of his icy tomb.
[QUOTE=Kuro.;16093891]Pretty sure they're automated too.
Anyways I think it's just Walt acting up again, it's sort of like Alma from FEAR where they cryogenically froze her and she made psychic manifestations of her anger on the outside.
Except instead of being pissed at the sins of the father Walt is just angry at the thousands of Jews walking above him every day.
Call me when he starts reducing people into piles of blood and bones and using shitty tactics to scare people, then I'll be worried.[/QUOTE]
Fuck.
I read "I accidently at Disney World, again."
:3:
Why is this news?
[i]World's most crowded theme park has an accident due to so many people. A few people got a little hurt.[/i]
[QUOTE=Kuro.;16093891]Pretty sure they're automated too.
Anyways I think it's just Walt acting up again, it's sort of like Alma from FEAR where they cryogenically froze her and she made psychic manifestations of her anger on the outside.
Except instead of being pissed at the sins of the father Walt is just angry at the thousands of Jews walking above him every day.
Call me when he starts reducing people into piles of blood and bones and using shitty tactics to scare people, then I'll be worried.[/QUOTE]That reminded me of The X-Files' "Roland" episode...
[QUOTE=Kronik;16088122]I went to Disney smoking weed, doing shrooms and a little bit of peyote. I felt Walt's spirit. He was not happy with the corruption and the cash grab teen pop stars.[/QUOTE]
I think that was the peyote.
I think the next collision will be 2 fat kids... They will both die in the accident.
Walt will kill the JoBros next time they visit, hopefully.
Damn, I was hoping for this to be about someone hanging themselves on the "Happiest Place in the World!" sign.
Are there any robots at Disney World? My bet is they are going to be next.
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