• "Brush your god damn teeth" and 11 other silly 911 Calls
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Squirrels probably are plotting a global terrorist attack or something so the guy should have called the FBI instead of just the police
Shit man no, the squirrel was a homeland officer. Know that they know he knows they're tracking him, he's gonna get whacked.
[QUOTE=Kasuga Ayumu;39026808]a snapping turtle in the road is legitimately cause for alarm, hitting one will both kill or severely injure the turtle and damage the car, and swerving to avoid it is very likely to cause a head-on collision.[/QUOTE] My family calls my mom the 'Turtle Killer'. Numerous times she's seen turtles on the road (albeit not snapping turtle or tortoise-sized), and either drove with them between the tires or tried to avoid them and hope not to hit them - *thump* To this day she swears the damn turtles just sprint into her tires.
[QUOTE=Kasuga Ayumu;39033046]snapping turtle is gross I'd rather just eat grass[/QUOTE] Turtle soup?
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlKL_EpnSp8[/media] 1:51
[QUOTE]8. A man called 911 to report that there was a squirrel on his front porch acting in a suspicious manner.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://homepage1.nifty.com/96iruka/secret/img/ss_page_01.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE]8. A man called 911 to report that there was a squirrel on his front porch acting in a suspicious manner.[/QUOTE] rrerr
[QUOTE=lNloruzenchi;39047450]rrerr[/QUOTE] That's not how it works
[QUOTE=Liem;39025643]6. A woman called police to report that she has just been threatened by her downstairs neighbour. Apparently, as the woman watered her plants, some water dripped down onto her neighbour’s dog.[/QUOTE] rrerr
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