Honestly, I think he should consider looking at options of complete termination of his sexual arousal systems or at least the ability to ejaculate altogether. It's the lesser evil at this point and should be possible, I believe.
[QUOTE=Cmx;46060275]Maybe he should become a porn star
He could wear a cape and they can call him orgasm man[/QUOTE]
Like Orgasmo?
[img]http://i.imgur.com/cvMfBmS.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=Chief Martini;46061296]Honestly, I think he should consider looking at options of complete termination of his sexual arousal systems or at least the ability to ejaculate altogether. It's the lesser evil at this point and should be possible, I believe.[/QUOTE]
I'm pretty sure his ability to ejaculate went away after the first few orgasms.
I feel like a piece of shit but I spent a full 5 minutes laughing at the orgasming next to his dad's casket
You'd have to either have some sort of catheter to get rid of what would (if it's happening every hour) be a trickle of sexual fluid, or have an operation to have all of the fluid producing glands that contribute to ejaculatory fluid removed, because I can't imagine how ridiculous it would get having to change your underwear every couple of hours
heard this on the radio on the way home. right afterwards a segment of the show called "better than sex-ed" (someone sends an email/letter to the radio station about their relationship/sex problems/issues and the radio invites people to give their opinion/advice on the situation) aired.
I heard about a certain spider that causes simillar effect if it bites
[QUOTE=suXin;46062023]I heard about a certain spider that causes simillar effect if it bites[/QUOTE]
I think it's some type of banana spider, and it's just a long lasting erection rather than frequent orgasms.
They went over the top with the pictures
[IMG]http://thenypost.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/150651-1.jpg?w=680&h=450&crop=1[/IMG]
[QUOTE=suXin;46062023]I heard about a certain spider that causes simillar effect if it bites[/QUOTE]
please tell me the name of it
[QUOTE=jp_rsardeto;46062047]please tell me the name of it[/QUOTE]
Black Widow.
Go order some online and throw them down your pants, it's great.
[QUOTE=Code3Response;46060259]as in.. a vertebra?[/QUOTE]
No. Between your vertebra are disks that act as a sort of cushion between your vertebrae
[img]http://chiropractic-care.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/disc.gif[/img]
Slipped disks are incredibly painful and can manifest with a variety of symptoms, as it often presses on nerves in your spinal cord.
some of the quotes from the article seem to be just wrong, check the video
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfhmG_9ZqAs[/media]
I'd have my penis removed.
[QUOTE=Chonch;46060422]Wouldn't the constant contractions become really painful after a while? I'm surprised he didn't mention any prostate issues.[/QUOTE]
christ, after 4 in just an hour, it hurts, i cant imagine how painful 100 would be.
[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;46062313]I'd have my penis removed.[/QUOTE]
I wonder if this is a thing he considered. I'm not sure if it'll help though, seeing how the issue has to do with his back.
[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;46062313]I'd have my penis removed.[/QUOTE]
Ultimately, sure. But a close enough prosthesis would be nice instead of a straw or something ugly silly.
[QUOTE=SpaceGhost;46062361]christ, after [B]4 in just an hour[/B], it hurts, i cant imagine how painful 100 would be.[/QUOTE]
I didn't think that was even possible, I thought cooldown was usually 30 minutes
Could he not just walk about with an erection and try to ignore it
[QUOTE=NiandraLades;46065955]Could he not just walk about with an erection and try to ignore it[/QUOTE]
Good luck ignoring it when you are literally in a constant state of arousal, and no, I am not referring to how easily men can be aroused.
[QUOTE=jp_rsardeto;46062047]please tell me the name of it[/QUOTE]
the brazillian wandering spider!
it gives you an erection, and is infact the one Naked Snake got infected with in mgs3!!!
TRIVIA
Must be hard for him.
[QUOTE]Decker inexplicably ejaculated five times on the drive — and says the orgasms have kept on [B][U]coming[/U][/B] ever since.[/QUOTE]
:v:
[QUOTE=Code3Response;46060259]as in.. a vertebra?[/QUOTE]
Omg
I actually read that as him literally having slipped a disk into his ass
[QUOTE=Doom64hunter;46066296]Omg
I actually read that as him literally having slipped a disk into his ass[/QUOTE]
I thought he was a robot.
that video is literally depressing
[QUOTE=Pokeman493;46060340]I'd think his balls would end up close to nonexistent given how little time is given for them to refill. Also, I was about to comment that the disorder that causes this is more common in women, but then I realized that the textbox in the op said it was caused by a spinal injury. Not sure if it would be possible to treat the injury without him being severely debilitated for the rest of his life. This shit sucks no matter how you look at it.[/QUOTE]
Semen is not stored in the testicles fyi
[QUOTE=Code3Response;46060259]as in.. a vertebra?[/QUOTE]
No his back is augemented with a blu-ray drive
if i recall, isn't the signal for ejaculation sent by the spine and not the brain? i wonder if the slipped disk caused that system to go haywire.
[QUOTE=Pokeman493;46065973]no, I am not referring to how easily men can be aroused.[/QUOTE]
Not if you get older : (
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