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[QUOTE=The golden;28628353]I'm sorry that my standards are not as low as yours.[/QUOTE] "stop liking what I don't like" you've gone past posting your opinions, we get it. you don't like DA2. fuck
[QUOTE=chunkymonkey;28627834]Why does Bioware seem to think that making a great game with lots of features should have a sequel that dumbs everything down and makes it boring as fuck? They did it with ME and now they've done it with DA.[/QUOTE] difference: ME2 still had a tangible and connectible storyline
[QUOTE=teh pirate;28630196]ME2 still had a tangible and connectible storyline[/QUOTE] its a human reaper durr hurr
[QUOTE=Diet Kane;28630204]its a human reaper durr hurr[/QUOTE] ME2 still had a mostly tangible and connectible storyline
[QUOTE=Diet Kane;28630204]its a human reaper durr hurr[/QUOTE] I could go into a long-winded explanation of shit I don't even understand myself (mostly because I haven't played the game), but basically: Reapers think humanity is the best race because of Shepard, kidnap humans for goo fuel, and make a new Reaper modeled after humans because of it. Shepard fucks that up, now Reapers are attacking Earth because they deemed all humans a considerable threat.
[QUOTE=teh pirate;28630683]ME2 still had a mostly tangible and connectible storyline[/QUOTE] Well that's changed with ME3 unless they explain what the fuck happened really well. I mean shit, we ended the game savin the world and shit(more or less) and BAM the trailers show Earth getting the shit kicked out of it. WHAT THE FUCK!? And they better remove that stupid "Hurp gotta reload ur gunz now" bullcrap and make it like it was in the first game and they need to remove the boring as fuck having to fly everywhere AND having to gas up your ship. I also loved how their solution to fixing the Mako was just to remove planet exploring all together. Gosh, scanning planets all day suuuuuuuuuuure is fun!
[QUOTE=chunkymonkey;28631982]Well that's changed with ME3 unless they explain what the fuck happened really well. I mean shit, we ended the game savin the world and shit(more or less) and BAM the trailers show Earth getting the shit kicked out of it. WHAT THE FUCK!? And they better remove that stupid "Hurp gotta reload ur gunz now" bullcrap and make it like it was in the first game and they need to remove the boring as fuck having to fly everywhere AND having to gas up your ship. I also loved how their solution to fixing the Mako was just to remove planet exploring all together. Gosh, scanning planets all day suuuuuuuuuuure is fun![/QUOTE] Except that Harbinger hinted through the entire game that he wasn't the only reaper that had awoken. And in the end you saw the entire Reaper fleet out in deep space.
[QUOTE=chunkymonkey;28631982]Well that's changed with ME3 unless they explain what the fuck happened really well. I mean shit, we ended the game savin the world and shit(more or less) and BAM the trailers show Earth getting the shit kicked out of it. WHAT THE FUCK!? And they better remove that stupid "Hurp gotta reload ur gunz now" bullcrap and make it like it was in the first game and they need to remove the boring as fuck having to fly everywhere AND having to gas up your ship. I also loved how their solution to fixing the Mako was just to remove planet exploring all together. Gosh, scanning planets all day suuuuuuuuuuure is fun![/QUOTE] The One and an half reaper is hardly the entire 200-ish reaper fleet lurking outside of our galaxy, eh? Besides, if the Reapers are travelling at light speed, you can't see them, thus it would be a surprise attack on Earth.
I really don't care about the story, it's the gameplay that matters. My point is that if ME3 shares the same elements as ME2 it's gonna be an annoying snore fest... again. Besides, "EARTH'S BEEN INVADED OMG" plots are cliched as hell and not very original. Why couldn't it have been some other planet or something? Oh wait, it's because if it wasn't Earth then the audience wouldn't have anything to relate to and be sympathetic for. Maybe they'll explain it so well when it's released it'll put me in my place but I'm not optimistic.
[QUOTE=chunkymonkey;28632376]I really don't care about the story, it's the gameplay that matters. My point is that if ME3 shares the same elements as ME2 it's gonna be an annoying snore fest... again. Besides, "EARTH'S BEEN INVADED OMG" plots are cliched as hell and not very original. Why couldn't it have been some other planet or something? Oh wait, it's because if it wasn't Earth then the audience wouldn't have anything to relate to and be sympathetic for. Maybe they'll explain it so well when it's released it'll put me in my place but I'm not optimistic.[/QUOTE] Maybe earth has been invaded because the reapers are attacking civilization points and you happen to be concerned about earth because earth is your homeland just a theory??? i doubt earth will be the only battlefield in ME3. oh, "I really don't care about the story" the mass effect series isn't for you bub [editline]16th March 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=RikohZX;28631105]I could go into a long-winded explanation of shit I don't even understand myself (mostly because I haven't played the game), but basically: Reapers think humanity is the best race because of Shepard, kidnap humans for goo fuel, and make a new Reaper modeled after humans because of it. Shepard fucks that up, now Reapers are attacking Earth because they deemed all humans a considerable threat.[/QUOTE] Well the human is the underside of the thing, when it's done it still has the carapace. Reapers are all built this way and they look like the race they're made with on the underside it's silly but eh
[QUOTE=teh pirate;28635128]Well the human is the underside of the thing, when it's done it still has the carapace. Reapers are all built this way and they look like the race they're made with on the underside it's silly but eh[/QUOTE] Nah, not really That's just the core of the reaper, they would never leave themselves vulnerable by putting 'themselves' on the underside. I think anyway.
[QUOTE=RikohZX;28631105]I could go into a long-winded explanation of shit I don't even understand myself (mostly because I haven't played the game), but basically: Reapers think humanity is the best race because of Shepard, kidnap humans for goo fuel, and make a new Reaper modeled after humans because of it. Shepard fucks that up, now Reapers are attacking Earth because they deemed all humans a considerable threat.[/QUOTE] This is why it's fucking stupid. That no talent hack Mac Walters made ME2 all about "HURR DURR HUMANITY IS BEST" when the original game was all about humanity struggling to become equal with the other races and banding together, not to be better than them. And why would you make the reapers, who were made out in ME1 to be terrifying sentient machines that believe themselves to be above all forms of flesh, fucking [i]dependent[/i] on flesh? That's the most retarded shit I've ever heard.
[QUOTE=teh pirate;28635128]the mass effect series isn't for you bub[/QUOTE] Idiot, that's not what I meant.
[QUOTE=Diet Kane;28635439]This is why it's fucking stupid. That no talent hack Mac Walters made ME2 all about "HURR DURR HUMANITY IS BEST" when the original game was all about humanity struggling to become equal with the other races and banding together, not to be better than them. And why would you make the reapers, who were made out in ME1 to be terrifying sentient machines that believe themselves to be above all forms of flesh, fucking [i]dependent[/i] on flesh? That's the most retarded shit I've ever heard.[/QUOTE] it's a breeding cycle i think, they nurture the growth of advanced species and then 'reap' them
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