'Lightning strikes girl in park' - Student killed by lightning strike days before graduation - Polidicks

Stop with the jokes already! Do the words "too soon" mean anything to you people?

[QUOTE=slayer64;40886003]Stop with the jokes already! Do the words "too soon" mean anything to you people?[/QUOTE] no

[QUOTE=slayer64;40886003]Stop with the jokes already! Do the words "too soon" mean anything to you people?[/QUOTE] I don't think that [I]lights up[/I] some people.

[QUOTE=V12US;40885153] "She graduated from life." What the fuck. What kind of parent says that after their daughter dies.[/QUOTE] It also matters how you read it too, he wouldn't be saying it in a sarcastic way because that's foolish. You're only seeing it in the context of other Facepunch posts when that's not the case.

Well it's no secret that the pressure some students go through the last weeks of school causes many to end up completely fried, but none quite this literally

So close to [st]retirement[/st] graduation. EDIT: I never could figure out strike through.

Try [del]

[QUOTE=-Vronkio-;40885065]I always imagined that the discharge that happens in a lightning strike would be enough to blow a person up, old movie style. But then I tought about it again and it didn't make much sense besides getting burnt to a crisp.[/QUOTE] From what I understand, most of the time lightning travels over the skin and not through the body.

What a striking turn of events.

[QUOTE=mac338;40886114]So close to [st]retirement[/st] graduation. EDIT: I never could figure out strike through.[/QUOTE] it's just [del [sp]or not[/sp]

I sure hope she lives in the jurisdiction of a circuit court.

Reminds me of graduation last year, one of the kids from the local high school got in a car accident and died on his way back from graduation.

I guess you could say... This news shocked me! Yeahhhh baby!

Thread's over before it started, her father made the first news pun

For some reason I'm reading all the electricity puns in this guy's voice: [IMG]http://surbrook.devermore.net/adaptationsvideogame/red/tesla.jpg[/IMG]

She must've been a bad firebender.

Watts with all the puns? Don't you guys know someone died?

Oh man, I wouldn't like to be that girls mother. Having your daughter die an unpredictable and fortuite death on the streets while you wait for her at ohm must be a terrible thing.

[QUOTE=Lefter;40884707]shocking :D:D:D:DDDDDD:DD I think we should rewrite the rules about puns on some news, seriously Like allow puns when the article isnt about someone dieing. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Idotic usage of emotes and "dieing"" - Starpluck))[/highlight][/QUOTE] He has a good point, none of these puns are funny and they are all predictable. Say these puns in real life and nobody would laugh.

Lighting strikes in situations like that just make it seem like real life is doing non sequitur humor.

It's sad that a story like this sparks a load of tasteless puns. Well, i'm sure the people in charge of moderating this forum are going to be ecstatic when they ban you all [editline]3rd June 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=SteakStyles;40885110]Isn't it supposed to be that if someone actually gets hit by lightning in your family, your odds of winning the lottery skyrocket as the next most unlikely thing already happened?[/QUOTE] Uh what? Probability doesn't work like that

God damn it enough with the "shocking!" pun already. If you're gonna make a pun, be original.

damn how unlucky. guess that thunder made her lose contact with this world

[QUOTE=Iago;40891118]He has a good point, none of these puns are funny and they are all predictable. Say these puns in real life and nobody would laugh.[/QUOTE] That's why we say them on the internet because most people find them funny here. :downs:

[QUOTE=soccerskyman;40893399]God damn it enough with the "shocking!" pun already. If you're gonna make a pun, be original.[/QUOTE] I guess there's a potential difference of opinion here.

Wow shocking news.

I did nazi that coming Wait