• Reputablle Naturalist Says We Should Let The Pandas Die Out.
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i disagree with the naturalist, not because "pandas are cute" but because of all the other idiots that think "pandas are cute" people who think "pandas are cute" bring in millions of dollars worth of tourism just to see them. its a huge money farm.
[QUOTE=Hmn30;17506619]WTF? Who are they to decide the fate of a species?[/QUOTE] Uhh the ones who have been keeping the species alive for decades.
[QUOTE=gamefreek76;17506494]You know what? Let the fuckers die. They breed too slow to ever recover and I probably won't be alive to be able to legally hunt panda, so I really don't care if those fuckers live or not.[/QUOTE] Exactly this. When it comes to breeding, they're liked retarded kids who just keep eating. [b]Edit:[/b] Fuckin' is the only way to survive on this planet, the Pandas better start having orgies or they can fuck off.
[QUOTE=Hmn30;17506619]WTF? Who are they to decide the fate of a species?[/QUOTE] pandas would have been long dead without us
I can't even imagine a "wild panda". They'd probably just sit there for hours, before dying of starvation. That, or they'd eat themselves to death.
I board the adorable wagon. That's like saying we should kill all bunnies.
[QUOTE=CanibalMonke;17506650]I can't even imagine a "wild panda". They'd probably just sit there for hours, before dying of starvation. That, or they'd eat themselves to death.[/QUOTE] i can imagine a panda sitting to death
[QUOTE=quinaking;17506664]I board the adorable wagon. That's like saying we should kill all bunnies.[/QUOTE] No, bunnies fuck like bunnies, so they're all good.
[QUOTE=Lankist;17506626]You gonna' cry about it? You gonna write a blog about me saying something to that effect? You gonna' tell all your tweet friends about me on tweeter?[/QUOTE] That was uncalled for, he didn't say anything to insult you.
[QUOTE=quinaking;17506664]I board the adorable wagon. That's like saying we should kill all bunnies.[/QUOTE] i hate rabbits all they do is poop all over my lawn and my parents waste money on carrots for them
we shouldnt kill all bunnies. What would my cat bring to me every other week?
[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;17506710]we shouldnt kill all bunnies. What would my cat bring to me every other week?[/QUOTE] Birds, rats, mice, another cat...
I formally suggest the creation of [B]PEIS[/B] People for the Eradication of Inferior Species. The qualifications for an inferior species are but not limited to- 1. Does not taste good. We don't want tasty animals extinct. 2. Cannot reproduce faster than we can kill them. 3. Cannot survive destruction of ecosystem. Animals protected under this include but are not limited to- - the 4 great apes. (Inferior apes not protected) - farm and work animals (horses, cows, pigs, chickens) - service dogs (small dogs can go fuck themselves) - crows
[QUOTE=gamefreek76;17506729]I formally suggest the creation of [B]PEIS[/B] People for the Eradication of Inferior Species. The qualifications for an inferior species are but not limited to- 1. Does not taste good. We don't want tasty animals extinct. 2. Cannot reproduce faster than we can kill them. 3. Cannot survive destruction of ecosystem. Animals protected under this include but are not limited to- - the 4 great apes. (Inferior apes not protected) - farm and work animals (horses, cows, pigs, chickens) - service dogs (small dogs can go fuck themselves) - crows[/QUOTE] should include beneficial animals like mussels
[QUOTE=gamefreek76;17506729]I formally suggest the creation of [B]PEIS[/B] People for the Eradication of Inferior Species. The qualifications for an inferior species are but not limited to- 1. Does not taste good. We don't want tasty animals extinct. 2. Cannot reproduce faster than we can kill them. 3. Cannot survive destruction of ecosystem. Animals protected under this include but are not limited to- - the 4 great apes. (Inferior apes not protected) - farm and work animals (horses, cows, pigs, chickens) - service dogs (small dogs can go fuck themselves) - crows[/QUOTE] You're like hitler, but for animals
[QUOTE=gamefreek76;17506729]3. Cannot survive destruction of ecosystem.[/QUOTE] So most any animal anywhere?
[QUOTE=Lankist;17506626]You gonna' cry about it? You gonna write a blog about me saying something to that effect? You gonna' tell all your tweet friends about me on twitter?[/QUOTE] Fixed. Why would I cry? I'm just saying that I thought you were going to ne here, as I thought Proboards was going to be here. Based on...certain past experiences... :ninja:
[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;17506748]You're like hitler, but for animals[/QUOTE] I like to think so. [editline]08:59PM[/editline] [QUOTE=CanibalMonke;17506753]So most any animal anywhere?[/QUOTE] Pretty much.
"Top Story! All animals go extinct, PETA changes name to People for Ethical Treatment of Aliens."
[QUOTE=gamefreek76;17506729] - service dogs (small dogs can go fuck themselves) [/QUOTE] [highlight]NO THE CHIHUAHUAS![/highlight] :byodood:
[QUOTE=CanibalMonke;17506725]Birds, rats, mice, another cat...[/QUOTE] those are kiddy toys to him. bunnies jump around
[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;17506805]those are kiddy toys to him. bunnies jump around[/QUOTE] Make it bring a dog back that is twice its size.
[QUOTE=Mister B;17506797][highlight]NO THE CHIHUAHUAS![/highlight] :byodood:[/QUOTE] Especially the chihuahuas!
[QUOTE=CanibalMonke;17506820]Make it bring a dog back that is twice its size.[/QUOTE] if it doesn't, it shall forever be banished to the netherworld
[QUOTE=gamefreek76;17506825]Especially the chihuahuas![/QUOTE] [highlight]NO THE CUUUTENESS....[/highlight] :gonk: Also, I'm suprised no one mentioned this yet: :china:
This guy is full of crap. There are plenty species to kill for being weak, and while pandas may be one of them, this tardcake wants to kill them for the wrong reasons.
[QUOTE=zeebiedeebie;17506954]This guy is full of crap. There are plenty species to kill for being weak, and while pandas may be one of them, this tardcake wants to kill them for the wrong reasons.[/QUOTE] No. Killing an animal for the sake of killing an animals is always the right reason.
Animals were put on this Earth by Jesus. He put them here for a reason and that reason is for food, and for hunting.
[QUOTE=gerard;17506984]Animals were put on this Earth by Jesus. He put them here for a reason and that reason is for food, and for hunting.[/QUOTE] :suicide:
[QUOTE=gerard;17506984]Animals were put on this Earth by Jesus. He put them here for a reason and that reason is for food, and for hunting.[/QUOTE] [b]Yes, my borthers and sisters! This man is nothing more than a sinner! Let us come together, and rid the world of this evil doer! Let u-[/b] No seriously. :colbert:
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