Reputablle Naturalist Says We Should Let The Pandas Die Out. - Polidicks

There's a goddamn conspiracy.

[QUOTE=lazyguy;17520061]You're only sovereign predator if you kill it yourself [editline]11:23PM[/editline] I don't know if weapons are allowed [editline]243662[/editline] Maybe in Ultimate Predating. Not in WPF but those are all staged anyway.[/QUOTE] If weapons aren't allowed then the panda can't use claws or teeth. [editline]06:25PM[/editline] That's like saying eagles can't fly because it's unfair. [editline]06:25PM[/editline] Fuck that, I'll use a gun. Fuck that panda, if it can't use a gun that's too bad for it. [editline]06:26PM[/editline] Who's going to stop me? You? I'll murder you.

[QUOTE=Lankist;17520106]If weapons aren't allowed then the panda can't use claws or teeth. [editline]06:25PM[/editline] That's like saying eagles can't fly because it's unfair. [editline]06:25PM[/editline] Fuck that, I'll use a gun. Fuck that panda, if it can't use a gun that's too bad for it.[/QUOTE] The panda gets to use all the angry naturalists it attracted by being cute as a button.

[QUOTE=TH89;17520125]The panda gets to use all the angry naturalists it attracted by being cute as a button.[/QUOTE] I could take them in fight. They're a bunch of naturalists I'm a bigass hungry mexican.

[QUOTE=TH89;17520125]The panda gets to use all the angry naturalists it attracted by being cute as a button.[/QUOTE] So pandas get useless cannon fodder while we get guns.

With blood that is also acid

[QUOTE=Lankist;17520162]I could take them in fight. They're a bunch of naturalists I'm a bigass [b]hungry[/b] mexican.[/QUOTE] I'm afraid to ask how that helps the case. Unless you're going to eat the panda.

[QUOTE=CanibalMonke;17520185]I'm afraid to ask how that helps the case. Unless you're going to eat the panda.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Lankist;17520034]I want to eat a panda.[/QUOTE] .

[QUOTE=Lankist;17520193].[/QUOTE] Well okay then.

Panda taco sorry that's pretty racist

[QUOTE=Lankist;17520162]I could take them in fight. They're a bunch of naturalists I'm a bigass hungry mexican.[/QUOTE] You've never seen an angry naturalist. They'll pull out your hair and put your eyes out with their glasses frames.

I bet Pandito tastes great.

[QUOTE=James*;17520207]Panda taco sorry that's pretty racist[/QUOTE] No actually that's probably how I would eat it. Panda tacos with BBQ teriyaki baby back panda ribs.

[QUOTE=James*;17520207]Panda taco sorry that's pretty racist[/QUOTE] Sounds spicy to me.

[QUOTE=Lankist;17520228]No actually that's probably how I would eat it. Panda tacos with BBQ teriyaki baby back panda ribs.[/QUOTE] Pandas are cute but that does sound pretty tasty Fuck it, lambs are cute but we eat those

[QUOTE=TH89;17520225]You've never seen an angry naturalist. They'll pull out your hair and put your eyes out with their glasses frames.[/QUOTE] Then they'll tell you to stop being violent. Also, "[i]put[/i] your eyes out"?

I wonder if I eat a panda if I'll just be hungry again an hour later.

[QUOTE=TH89;17507994](and The Matrix was a stupid movie)[/QUOTE] whoa hey man i think you're cool but come on that's pushing it buster

[QUOTE=djshox;17520282]whoa hey man i think you're cool but come on that's pushing it buster[/QUOTE] Sorry man I used to think it was cool when I was like 13 or whatever but I watched it again recently and I was like wow this is fucking retarded

I'll accept that criticism for Reloaded or Revolutions, but The Matrix gets no hate. NONE.

You'll feel dirty. [editline]11:38PM[/editline] Whoa hey what happened here.

The Matrix was epic. But the two after that slowly began to fail harder and harder.

Were there even pandas in the matrix

[QUOTE=CanibalMonke;17520439]The Matrix was epic. But the two after that slowly began to fail harder and harder.[/QUOTE] The Matrix was low-budget and pretentiously stupid. The sequels were high-budget and unpretentiously stupid.

There's nothing pretentious about the Matrix, unless you're inferring to all the Jesus/Neo comparisons. At its core, The Matrix is simply a cyber thriller with action.

No.

The Matrix was a good film, the sequels were shit.

To those saying cuteness isn't a survival trait, it could easily be considered one when you look at how many humans adore other animals when they're cute and become stubbornly dedicated to protecting them and keeping them alive. Cuteness keeps animals that interact with humans alive. Cuteness is a survival trait, although a heavily human dependent one.

[QUOTE=djshox;17520654]There's nothing pretentious about the Matrix, unless you're inferring to all the Jesus/Neo comparisons. At its core, The Matrix is simply a cyber thriller with action.[/QUOTE] What is...real? How do you define...real? If by real you mean what you can feel, what you can see and touch, then real is simply...electrical signals interpreted by your brain. Whoa.

[URL=http://img62.imageshack.us/i/bazookapandaversionfact.gif/][IMG]http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/3921/bazookapandaversionfact.gif[/IMG][/URL] First thing that came to my mind.