History Channel whores itself out; Orders Larry The Cable Guy Series
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Fp is serious business
[QUOTE=sloppy_joes;19892531]Pascal? That's both science and computers.
Girls rarely know about either, therefore you argument is invalid.
Good day sir.[/QUOTE]
My username has nothing to do with the actual guy.
My first account was PromiscuousPancake but it cut off as "PromiscuousPancal". So I just changed it to Pascall because it was similar to "Pancal" which is what people were calling me. So. Yeah.
But yes, I am, in fact, female. I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic or just displaying the overall sexist attitude that FP seems to have, but whatever floats your boat, man. If you'd rather believe that I was a guy, then okay. I'm too tired to really care.
uggos itt
[QUOTE=Pascall;19892566]My username has nothing to do with the actual guy.
My first account was PromiscuousPancake but it cut off as "PromiscuousPancal". So I just changed it to Pascall because it was similar to "Pancal" which is what people were calling me. So. Yeah.
But yes, I am, in fact, female. I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic or just displaying the overall sexist attitude that FP seems to have, but whatever floats your boat, man. If you'd rather believe that I was a guy, then okay.[/QUOTE]
replace sexism with social awkward and frightened by the prospect of estrogen and female sex organs
[QUOTE=thisispain;19892578]replace sexism with social awkward and frightened by the prospect of estrogen and female sex organs[/QUOTE]
Yeah, that makes more sense.
[QUOTE=thisispain;19892578]replace sexism with social awkward and frightened by the prospect of estrogen and female sex organs[/QUOTE]
This is actually my first time conversing with a member of the opposite sex in over 4 years.
I have to say I've made tremendous progress.
[QUOTE=sloppy_joes;19892608]This is actually my first time conversing with a member of the opposite sex in over 4 years.
I have to say I've made tremendous progress.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, you haven't fainted yet.
[QUOTE=MisterMooth;19892614]Yeah, you haven't fainted yet.[/QUOTE]
No.. you just haven't noticed.
[QUOTE=sloppy_joes;19892617]No.. you just haven't noticed.[/QUOTE]
Oh...
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[QUOTE=Pascall;19892664]Thread successfully derailed.[/QUOTE]
Good going, woman!
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Kidding :love:
[QUOTE=sloppy_joes;19892608]This is actually my first time conversing with a member of the opposite sex in over 4 years.
I have to say I've made tremendous progress.[/QUOTE]
and you called someone else gay :cawg:
[QUOTE=thisispain;19892710]and you called someone else gay :cawg:[/QUOTE]
Just because I'm sexually confused doesn't make me gay. :crying:
[QUOTE=Diet Kane;19892214]You know, I used to hate History Channel for putting R. Lee Ermey in every show they had on there.
Now I'm starting to regret that.[/QUOTE]
Fuck you for getting sick of R. Lee Ermey!
[QUOTE=Nick Nack;19876885]What the fuck. That's all I can say. We are really becoming this stupid of a nation, to where the only sacred channel where we can actually learn, is now being filled with a comedian? A half-assed comedian who can't speak English any better than the very same people we outsource all of our products and services to? One word: Idiocracy. It's holding true faster, and faster.[/QUOTE]
I agree..IM SO FUCKING MAD I LOVE THE HISTORY CHAN - :3 History is important
[QUOTE=Nick Nack;19876885]What the fuck. That's all I can say. We are really becoming this stupid of a nation, to where the only sacred channel where we can actually learn, is now being filled with a comedian? A half-assed comedian who can't speak English any better than the very same people we outsource all of our products and services to? One word: Idiocracy. It's holding true faster, and faster.[/QUOTE]
Larry the cable guy is an act. He can actually speak quite normally.
His real name is Daniel Whitney and larry the cable guy only exists because he was much more successful doing that act than he ever was with his normal standup.
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIWO5LgUZ28[/url]
Not that it makes the act any less retarded.
Discovery channel occasionally do history stuff, and National Geographic is way better anyway.
[QUOTE=Aredbomb;19888721]someone needs to make a :hist101: version of :pseudo:[/QUOTE]
[img]http://imgkk.com/i/6eFmt5.png[/img]?
[QUOTE=:smug:;19882422]I think COD is taking care of teaching History to the younger generation...
:ohdear:[/QUOTE]
Timmy, can you tell me what happened in WWIII?
[img]http://memegenerator.net/Instances/630/SGT-FOLEY-RAMIREZ-GET-ON-THAT-MG.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Armotekma;19899680]Timmy, can you tell me what happened in WWIII?
[img]http://memegenerator.net/941440/Ramirez-get-on-that-mg[/img][/QUOTE]
There was this Scottish guy with a Mohawk!
For what we lack in empathy, we gain in complacency.
I miss mail call.
Well there's still the Science channel.
[QUOTE=meppers;19878999]Discovery needs to buy this channel[/QUOTE]
discovery is one of the best TV channels ever.
[QUOTE=Nick Nack;19876885]One word: Idiocracy. It's holding true faster, and faster.[/QUOTE]
I just laughed at that movie, but now I'm worried. :ohdear:
[QUOTE=Kurtzund;19901006]I miss mail call.[/QUOTE]
Me too. History just isn't as awesome without R. Lee Ermey yelling it at you between assorted expletives.
[QUOTE=Madman_Andre;19876472]:doh:
I remember when the History Channel cared about, you know, [I]History.[/I][/QUOTE]
Remember when MTV cared about, you know, [i]Music.[/i]
National Geographic is a ton better anyway. Much prefer it recently. Taboo and especially Explorer are amazing shows.
The only shows I watch on history are, Lock N' load and Pawn Stars.
[QUOTE=meppers;19878999]Discovery needs to buy this channel[/QUOTE]
The new show in Discovery: History!
The history of fat angry bikers! And the cars they make!
Find out about the bikes that were customised during WWII to fight the nazis!
[QUOTE=Nick Nack;19876885]What the fuck. That's all I can say. We are really becoming this stupid of a nation, to where the only sacred channel where we can actually learn, is now being filled with a comedian? A half-assed comedian who can't speak English any better than the very same people we outsource all of our products and services to? One word: Idiocracy. It's holding true faster, and faster.[/QUOTE]
no dog, thats the discovery channel and bbc
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and natgeo.
Canada's History Television is slowly going to shit too, but at least it manages to import some half-decent shows like Greatest Tank Battles.
[QUOTE=:smug:;19882422]I think COD is taking care of teaching History to the younger generation...
:ohdear:[/QUOTE]
"American soldiers in Iraq used P90s, shoulder-fired Barretts and point-and-click airstrikes! Also they were given a flashy mission briefing cinematic before deploying."
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