Churchill Fails Exam - Polidicks

[QUOTE=Kondor;18338061]:argh: ninja'd[/QUOTE] Sorry man, have this transparent version of your avatar as a way of saying sorry. [IMG]http://i38.tinypic.com/2z69dup.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Jessesmith1;18337537]okay so that guy was the commander in chief of Britain during the worlds biggest war and now they have the balls to criticize his grammar, thats asinine[/QUOTE] Next, the computer will criticize him for being hit by a fucking taxi.

[QUOTE=MachiniOs;18338944]:siren:[B]THIS JUST IN![/B]:siren: Churchill responds. [img]http://jeremayakovka.typepad.com/jeremayakovka/images/winston_churchill_victory_1.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] I think it's more like this. [img]http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/5829/church.png[/img]

US school computer=fail. Who the fuck programs our government shit anyway? My 2001 Sony Vaio with it's Win XP and 1.8Ghz Pentium 4 fucks up more shit than most school computers...

Because school computers are on 24/7, are never restarted, are on the same windows install they came with (four years ago), have no spyware or antivirus protection, and everybody who uses them manages to use them for the most spyware ridden tasks in the history of the internet. I'm pretty sure most botnets are made up of mostly school computers.

They counted "might" as an incorrectly used word... How is that so? [editline]06:25PM[/editline] They counted "might" as an incorrectly used word... How is that so?

A computer can't understand and rate/grade creativity. Humans should still mark essays, that's a key part of writing. You can't look to a computer for creativity.

[QUOTE=UberMensch;18337988]"US Computer"? Explains everything...[/QUOTE] I like how youre quick to judge especially when its a company which most of all companies make mistakes when they create software.

[QUOTE=UberMensch;18337988]"US Computer"? Explains everything...[/QUOTE] Churchill was such a badass. I wish he was American.

[QUOTE=Jessesmith1;18337537]okay so that guy was the commander in chief of Britain during the worlds biggest war and now they have the balls to criticize his grammar, thats asinine[/QUOTE] I read that last word as "as in nine." Curse my dementia.

Grammar Nazis.

[QUOTE=Boba_Fett;18344969]Churchill was such a badass. I wish he was American.[/QUOTE] If he was American he wouldn't be a badass.

Ugh, computers can't recognize things like being the big boss behind allied war machinery. I don't understand why are you whining about this, the subway gates won't open any better even though you were the mayor of New York. Besides, the speech had a lot of repetition and other flaws, the prime example of bullshit used to encourage people in war efforts. (If it was Hitlers speech you wouldn't be so pissy, would you?)

If a computer could analyse complex and eloquently-written prose, we would have novel-writing machines now.

[QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;18353278]If a computer could analyse complex and eloquently-written prose, we would have novel-writing machines now.[/QUOTE] They are working on it, but they have a prototype for making Call of Duty storylines operational.

[QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;18353278]If a computer could analyse complex and eloquently-written prose, we would have novel-writing machines now.[/QUOTE] Computers still can't come up with interesting new ideas, and will probably never be able to.

[QUOTE=B-hazard;18353182]If he was American he wouldn't be a badass.[/QUOTE] Yes he would.

[QUOTE=Gmod_Fan77;18337854]The fucking idiots who made this exam should be ashamed. Churchill was one of our finest leaders and was probably what kept the Allies alive during the darkest days of the War, and now they're criticizing him for using slightly incorrect grammar?[/QUOTE] The computer's a troll.

[QUOTE=tarkata14;18340581]I think it's more like this. [img]http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/5829/church.png[/img][/QUOTE] Oh hey bro.

[QUOTE=tarkata14;18340581]I think it's more like this. [img]http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/5829/church.png[/img][/QUOTE] Fuck Off fits better because he's British,

Hmm a test designed for American english fails a paper written in british english.... :downs:

[QUOTE=Jessesmith1;18337537]okay so that guy was the commander in chief of Britain during the worlds biggest war and now they have the balls to criticize his grammar, thats asinine[/QUOTE] Shows the system is shit.