• Pizza Hut develops new quickest way to kill yourself
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[QUOTE=Chains!;44122475]They've been selling this in the UK for months.[/QUOTE] Apparently it's only just now coming to America. How's that for irony? Meanwhile, I can't seem to find the macros of this thing. Anyone have a nutrition facts I can read? [editline]4th March 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=MuTAnT;44122597]If you're buying pizza from a franchise store you're not gonna get good pizza.[/QUOTE] I disagree. Papa Johns can make some delicious shit, I'm a huge fan of their buffalo chicken pizza. Pizza Hut is usually pretty good, and their stuffed crust has always been to die for. That said, I've found that when given the choice, local joints will provide a better & more unique flavor for cheaper. And there are dozens of local joints for us to choose between so we almost never go to the big chains.
My arteries are clogging up just by looking at it.
[QUOTE=papaya;44122340]I've had one of these before not as nice as you would expect it's better than their regular stuffed crust though[/QUOTE] Yeah I gotta admit those tiny burgers don't really taste all that great, and there's something about the texture. They'd be better off designing a Meatball Crust with Swedish meatballs IMO.
you guys just didn't spam ketchup on yours. having a meat feast with cheese burgers is like, 3x the meat. imo its fucking amazing
At least it doesn't look as horrible as Papa John's cheeseburger pizza. That looks like someone vomited onto pizza dough than tried to sell it.
I was really hoping those burgers where mushrooms, it would be 100x better.
and I thought eating the cheesecrusts was one of the worst things I could do for my health.
just mix all of the meat cheese and fluff into one big bucket and stir it up so people can more easily shovel more of it into themselves I mean it's the same thing, you're just trying to arrange it all fancy with the meat at the crust n shit just mix that shit up and eat it with a spoon
[QUOTE=Krooms;44123970]just mix all of the meat cheese and fluff into one big bucket and stir it up so people can more easily shovel more of it into themselves I mean it's the same thing, you're just trying to arrange it all fancy with the meat at the crust n shit just mix that shit up and eat it with a spoon[/QUOTE] Is that not the same with any food?
I must be the only person to NEVER have gone to Pizzahut. and I mean ever
I wanna see how some of these food ideas are pitched. "Well, we can take a pizza, and, uh, stuff it with, uh, burgers, because, uhhh, well..." "Perfect.".
[QUOTE=Krooms;44123970]just mix all of the meat cheese and fluff into one big bucket and stir it up so people can more easily shovel more of it into themselves I mean it's the same thing, you're just trying to arrange it all fancy with the meat at the crust n shit just mix that shit up and eat it with a spoon[/QUOTE] aand how would you get the top of the cheese caramellized?
Pizza hut actually has cans of grease they have to spray on the pizza when it is done cooking. Source: I had a mate that got a job as a manager at one, I came in one day to meet him and asked about the large stockpile of weird cans. One of the "chefs" explained it to me, I thought he was being sarcastic, asked me friend, yep, cans of pizza grease.
That is the most retarded Pizza I've ever seen and I [b]want it[/b]
Pizza Hut is probably the single shittiest restaurant (ok, maybe slightly better than KFC) I've ever been to. The food is naff beyond what should be conceivable. The only reason it triumphs over KFC is because it didn't give me massive diarrhoea the first and last time I tried it. Also, Pepsi instead of Coke. Are you kidding me.
Late? [url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWDwZWCfp64[/url]
[QUOTE=Lethaxx;44124027]Is that not the same with any food?[/QUOTE] whoa [editline][wat][/editline] unless you just eat produce whole idk sometimes I think about cooking it's like let's take all of this produce and then process it and then let's add a dozen ingredients and combine them into one so then my mouth can then decombine their nutrients and convert it into shit
[QUOTE=aydin690;44122549]I've never had a pizza hut pizza that didn't make me want to puke all over myself.[/QUOTE] I literally haven't ever eaten pizza hut and not gotten sick.
reminds me of an old Pizza Hut special that added cheese sauce into the crust of the pizza. It looked completely disgusting and I'm grateful that I never had it.
Lots of hate Pizza Hutt's getting here. I haven't eaten it in a long time but I always preferred it to Domino's, or this awful Ohio chain called Theresa's.
[QUOTE=The Maestro;44125861]Lots of hate Pizza Hutt's getting here. I haven't eaten it in a long time but I always preferred it to Domino's, or this awful Ohio chain called Theresa's.[/QUOTE] Do you not have a Vito's? That's the best pizza in Ohio.
Hmm, don't know Vito's. Maybe it's a more Southern or Western chain. I'm in Northeast Ohio where the only selections seem to be the huge corporations, and Theresa's.
Man, get your cheeseburgers out of my pizza. I love both but they need to keep their distance from one another.
Thought this was gonna be something wacky like Cynanidregano in the sauce or the Piz-BOOM!, a Pizone with a live frag grenade baked into it. Its 90% likely because I grew up with decent local small scale pizzerias nearby, but it looks extremely unappetizing. But like they say: it takes all kinds to make the world go 'round.
The Krusty Krab had this first
[QUOTE=Nestophales;44122348]looks good but too bad Pizza Hutts bread tastes like greasy cardboard[/QUOTE] People say this about every pizza place lol
[QUOTE=The Maestro;44125893]Hmm, don't know Vito's. Maybe it's a more Southern or Western chain. I'm in Northeast Ohio where the only selections seem to be the huge corporations, and Theresa's.[/QUOTE] It's in mid to northwest Ohio.
Never really dug Pizza Hut and this new addition doesn't change my mind. I'll just stick to Panago.
[QUOTE=Keychain;44126404]People say this about every pizza place lol[/QUOTE] except for their obscure local pizza place that nobody but them knows of
[QUOTE=rampageturke 2;44126881]except for their obscure local pizza place that nobody but them knows of[/QUOTE] Ironically, greasy cardboard sums my experiences with Obscure Local Pizza Place.
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