Sexually frustrated dolphins torture and kill for fun
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I wonder what kind of psychological implications this has for humans? I mean, Dolphins are supposedly just as intelligent as humans.
[QUOTE=Joyful Mystery;31578345]I wonder what kind of psychological implications this has for humans? I mean, Dolphins are supposedly just as intelligent as humans.[/QUOTE]
Haha
They're smart but not as smart.
[QUOTE=Joyful Mystery;31578345]I wonder what kind of psychological implications this has for humans? I mean, Dolphins are supposedly just as intelligent as humans.[/QUOTE]
Masturbation.
[QUOTE=Joyful Mystery;31578345]I wonder what kind of psychological implications this has for humans? I mean, Dolphins are supposedly just as intelligent as humans.[/QUOTE]
If they were as intelligent, you would think they would have technology at least comparable to chimpanzees.
So both Humans and Dolphins rape and have similar sexualities...hmm, that might explain this:
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[QUOTE=Leonmyster;31562133]Soon...
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Set up the nets in the beaches!
(If you watched the whole episode, you'll understand)
[QUOTE=Rebi;31578718]If they were as intelligent, you would think they would have technology at least comparable to chimpanzees.[/QUOTE]
They don't really need technology. However they do use tools and teach their young how to use them. Dolphins use echolocation to find hidden prey because they can pick up on the air in a fishes swim bladder. A pod of dolphins adapted to eating fish without swim bladders, but they're harder to see. They use sponges as brushes to brush away the sand.
There's a big problem with comparing the intelligence of land mammals and sea mammals. Our evolution hasn't been close to each other for millions of years. You can't compare the two. There's increasing evidence that dolphins are actually more intelligent than most primates, with only us being smarter. Tools are a techological solution to your environment. Dolphins haven't a need for technology because they already adapted to their ocean environment to a point where techological advances would be slow. Dolphins travel in pods and can view other dolphins echolocation signals giving them visibility over the entire pod. Dolphins synchronize with split second differences without training. They are already fine tuned to live in their world. They are an increadible species and honesty a good example of what we should expect when looking for intelligence in the universe: unfathomable senses, unusual environment, and no similarity at all. When we use us as a measure of intelligence were only going to find primates because intelligence is not as black and white as we make it.
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[QUOTE=The Baconator;31578737]So both Humans and Dolphins rape and have similar sexualities...hmm, that might explain this:
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The Navy does use EOD dolphins to hunt for sea mines because their echolocation is better at finding specific things than any modern sonar. The dolphins place a beacon on the mine or IED so the navy can deal with it later. They also put cameras on them too so the navy can use them as eyes.
[QUOTE=OvB;31587447]They don't really need technology. However they do use tools and teach their young how to use them. Dolphins use echolocation to find hidden prey because they can pick up on the air in a fishes swim bladder. A pod of dolphins adapted to eating fish without swim bladders, but they're harder to see. They use sponges as brushes to brush away the sand.
There's a big problem with comparing the intelligence of land mammals and sea mammals. Our evolution hasn't been close to each other for millions of years. You can't compare the two. There's increasing evidence that dolphins are actually more intelligent than most primates, with only us being smarter. Tools are a techological solution to your environment. Dolphins haven't a need for technology because they already adapted to their ocean environment to a point where techological advances would be slow. Dolphins travel in pods and can view other dolphins echolocation signals giving them visibility over the entire pod. Dolphins synchronize with split second differences without training. They are already fine tuned to live in their world. They are an increadible species and honesty a good example of what we should expect when looking for intelligence in the universe: unfathomable senses, unusual environment, and no similarity at all. When we use us as a measure of intelligence were only going to find primates because intelligence is not as black and white as we make it.
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So you're saying they're more intelligent because they're evolution allowed them use something wouldn't require intelligence?
I've heard about dolphins drowning humans as well. For fun I guess.
Porpoises need to sacrifice their females to have sex with the dolphins for the survival of their race :v:
[QUOTE=HazeFyer23;31560936]They can't jack off[/QUOTE]
This reminds me of something I've always wondered: How do people with no arms fap? Do they have to get someone to do it for them?
[QUOTE=Snake7;31595128]This reminds me of something I've always wondered: How do people with no arms fap? Do they have to get someone to do it for them?[/QUOTE]
They take gymnastics class and commence auto-fellatio.
I will help them release the stress they have.
[QUOTE=Snake7;31595128]This reminds me of something I've always wondered: How do people with no arms fap? Do they have to get someone to do it for them?[/QUOTE]
Surgically remove lower ribs
Bend down
Suck.
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