• You thought Twilight was bad: Snooki of Jersey Shore fame releases first novel
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Is it particularly bad that I never heard of this person until I watched that one South Park episode?
[quote]"The people who aren't going to read it, the negative people, I'm sure if they DID read it, they'd think it was awesome."[/quote] Awesomely stupid and/or hilarious perhaps.
[QUOTE=clanratc;27233836]She can write?[/QUOTE] no, she paid someone to write a book about her, and then she slapped her name on it.
Snooki is awesome, you guys are just jelly
First time i heared from south park. I wish i didnt.
Who, is this, looks like a bad house wife/abusive mum. [quote]"The people who aren't going to read it, the negative people, I'm sure if they DID read it, they'd think it was awesome."[/quote] [quote]If you’re one of THOSE people, here's what you’re missing: "Pint-sized" Giovanna (Gia) Spumanti and her cousin, the taller and tougher Isabella (Bella) Rizzoli, spend an [b]action-packed[/b] summer on the Jersey Shore.[/quote] If action packed here defines as epic plot, guns and tear jerking tragedy, I'd say it's awesome. [quote]The two encounter gorillas ("big, ripped, tan" guys), make out ("Twenty minutes from club entry to hookup ... might be a record, even for Gia") and navigate fashion dilemmas ("If there was one rule about how to dress on the Jersey Shore: Less was more") throughout their summer in Seaside Heights.[/quote] Unfortunately, I'd have to be a dumb homosexual to say this is a good plot. Now to recommend this horrible product of an abortion to my friends.
I doubt any Jersey Shore fans like to read.
[QUOTE=Zeraxify;27234430]Snooki is awesome, you guys are just jelly[/QUOTE] Sounds like you enjoyed the smush smush.
[QUOTE=Oblivious1;27234599]Unfortunately, I'd have to be a dumb homosexual to say this is a good plot. [/QUOTE] What does being a homosexual have to do with liking Snooki's book? I'd bet that 99% of the people who buy this are hetereosexual girls.
[QUOTE=dumbfox;27233975]What the fuck's a snooki?[/QUOTE] This: [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/hLhb2.jpg[/IMG]
So it's a book about being an orange whore?
Whenever I see something related to Jersey Shore, I offer a small sacrifice to an eventual Skin Cancer Deity.
[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;27231242]Good to know we're not missing anything.[/QUOTE] By "THOSE people" do they mean intelligent literates?
[QUOTE=jimhowl33t;27236785]Whenever I see something related to Jersey Shore, I offer a small sacrifice to an eventual Skin Cancer Deity.[/QUOTE] Nurgle can hook you up with that: [img]http://images.wikia.com/warhammer40k/images/f/f4/Nurgle.jpg[/img]
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This book is going to be utter muff cabbage
Springsteen needs to reclaim his state.
I watched the whole Jersey Shore as a marathon from MTV once when visiting my grandparents. My IQ dropped quite a bit.
[QUOTE=Spool;27242583]I watched the whole Jersey Shore as a marathon from MTV once when visiting my grandparents. My IQ dropped quite a bit.[/QUOTE] Maybe you should go to school more, Jersey Shore is hilarious
It's hilarious except for the part where you lose 1 IQ point for every 5 minutes you watch the show.
“Any juicehead will get some nut shrinkage. And bacne. They fly into a ‘roid rage, it is a ‘road’ ‘roid rage.” “Gia danced around a little, shaking her peaches for show. She shook it hard. Too hard. In the middle of a shimmy, her stomach cramped. A fart slipped out. A loud one. And stinky.” “I love food. I love drinking, boys, dancing until my feet swell. I love my family, my friends, my job, my boss. And I love my body, especially the badonk.” “Yum. Johnny Hulk tasted like fresh gorilla.” Just some quotes that were read on the radio this morning.
It's no worse than playing an online FPS, what can you do
Wait, she can read, and write? And I heard she read 1 book(no, the shitty book series that had the main character being the queen of mary sues, is an idiot, and falls in love with a faggot that is supposed to burn when in the sunlight doesn't count). Oh hell, I just inadvertently suggested someone to search what a mary sue means by searching a wiki that takes people's time away. It will be a bestseller because of the idiots who love this show. The sane people will lose IQ points if they read her book.
[QUOTE=TH89;27242820]It's no worse than playing an online FPS, what can you do[/QUOTE] Mute snooki with a .45 to the skull?
Good god. Why can't these people get skin cancer sooner.
[QUOTE=Pasalaqcua;27234646]I doubt any Jersey Shore fans like to read.[/QUOTE] They're too busy pumping iron and having sex parties to read, then they grow old and realise their lives are nearing their ends and they did nothing to contribute to the advancement of humanity. :golfclap:
[QUOTE=Murkat;27256978]They're too busy pumping iron and having sex parties to read, then they grow old and realise their lives are nearing their ends and they did nothing to contribute to the advancement of humanity. :golfclap:[/QUOTE] Yeah I'm absolutely certain they'll suddenly just get up from their armchair and go "Egads, throughout the entire span of my existance I have no once made a positive contribution to society! How will I ever endure the pain of not being remembered in the future?!"
[QUOTE=Murkat;27256978]They're too busy pumping iron and having sex parties to read, then they grow old and realise their lives are nearing their ends and they did nothing to contribute to the advancement of humanity. :golfclap:[/QUOTE] most people won't do that
Well I don't know about you but If I ever got a copy of this book I would do this: [IMG]http://i52.tinypic.com/j1848n.gif[/IMG] Join me won't you?
[QUOTE=SgtTupelo;27234817]This: [img_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/hLhb2.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] Looks like the real thing really...
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