[QUOTE=Disgruntled;17684392]It flew out like a bird with bacon in its teeth.[/QUOTE]
:crow:
[QUOTE=Triumph Forks;17683104]Doing cocaine off a hooker's ass, y'know? easy dispenser of said cocaine being the ass itself, y'know?[/QUOTE]
Have you ever heard of shit-dick?
"BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS!"
[img_thumb]http://www.baixakijogos.com.br/noticias-img/20090303/duke-nukem-004.jpeg[/img_thumb]
i doubt it was his.
[quote]Investigators said they found a .38 caliber revolver loaded with five cartridges in his [/quote]
I wasn't sure where this sentence was going
[QUOTE=Arachnidus;17684688]Have you ever heard of shit-dick?[/QUOTE]Yes, that's why you put it in a baggie before the hooker's ass. If you don't, it will look more like santorum.
[QUOTE=Triumph Forks;17685989]Yes, that's why you put it in a baggie before the hooker's ass. If you don't, it will look more like santorum.[/QUOTE]
what
Plan A backfired.
He puts the ass in cocaine.
Wait...
[QUOTE=demoniclemon;17685431]"BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS!"
[img_thumb]http://www.baixakijogos.com.br/noticias-img/20090303/duke-nukem-004.jpeg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Oh god I lol'd
edit: :synpa:
I shat bricks
wel, I guess he can no longer [i]shoot up[/i]
I bet it looked just like this.
[Media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82hvPp7JiRQ[/media]
Shit Happens.
Cocaine dealers are so pathetic...
I smuggle stuff in my ass across the border all the time.
Usually cum.
"What was that?" "That? Oh, thats just my ass crack."
[QUOTE=Nautsabes;17680677]Dumb ass.[/QUOTE]
More like numb ass, if it leaked.
