Man Burns Down House Trying To Kill Spider With Homemade Flamethrower - Polidicks

Sounds like something I'd do.

Personally I'd use an empty air or BB gun, have the fuckers explode due to air.

I would love to toss spiders outside except I'm fucking terrified of them

[QUOTE=peepin;45622805] I always toss the spiders outside even the big fat ones lol.[/QUOTE] It's the little fuckers that people should be afraid of anyways, they're always the deadly ones.

should have just killed it using djent [video=youtube;tT6X2aM6RAw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tT6X2aM6RAw[/video]

How do you even... I mean, okay. Let's say he hadn't burned down his house, that he'd killed the spider and nothing else had happened. Now you've got a wall in your laundry room covered with spray paint. Genius.

Worth it. Purge the heretics from your laundry room

[QUOTE=archangel125;45628012]How do you even... I mean, okay. Let's say he hadn't burned down his house, that he'd killed the spider and nothing else had happened. Now you've got a wall in your laundry room covered with spray paint. Genius.[/QUOTE] Not even that, you've got a wall in your laundry room covered with burnt spray paint.

I had a spider dangling right in front of me in the middle of the night when I was on my computer I just chuckled and showed him my game collection

I just squish them with my finger

Spiders are bros. Except in my bedroom. If I find them there, or in the kitchen, I just pick them up on a card or something and drop them off outside. If it's winter, I just let them stay.

[QUOTE=fredstin22;45627781]You all seem to love defending spiders, saying "they aren't that bad" But who here has actually been bitten by one? Not a fucking fun experience.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://facepunch.com/fp/flags/au.png[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Explosions;45621412]Don't kill spiders unless you absolutely have to. Put them outside if you don't want them around. I personally have left a spider in my bathroom alone for months. I'll let him stay as long as he continues his genocide against the ants invading my house.[/QUOTE] seriously spiders are fucking crazy i left this tiny-ass spider once in my bedroom (which seems to have come pre-installed with a bug magnet) and it killed everything from mosquitoes, wasps and even my dog

You people are all fine and dandy with spiders but you haven't had one wake you up by CRAWLING ON YOUR FUCKING ARM AT FOUR IN THE MORNING Suffice to say I didn't sleep ever again [sp]Just kidding I shook it off then went back to sleep[/sp]

[QUOTE=DeEz;45628796]seriously spiders are fucking crazy i left this tiny-ass spider once in my bedroom (which seems to have come pre-installed with a bug magnet) and it killed everything from mosquitoes, wasps and [B]even my dog[/B][/QUOTE] wait what

Can't believe this idiot didn't realize the collateral damage he would cause with a flamethrower. He should of used a 12ga like I do.

I heard this on my radio like two weeks ago. Ollllldd.

Appropriate and methodical spraying will keep any and all small creatures outside and away from your house. Don't need spiders to kill anything when there's nothing to kill.

could we just replace all insects with manmade nanorobots that all look like cute kittens and dogs rather than erratically moving hell creatures?

His reaction to the spider was natural and completely justified.

[QUOTE=fredstin22;45627781]You all seem to love defending spiders, saying "they aren't that bad" But who here has actually been bitten by one? Not a fucking fun experience.[/QUOTE] You ever had the back of your head impaled by nails while trying to haul heavy, awkward flex duct through a tight attic filled with itchy-as-fuck and unbelievably dusty rock wool, all while it's 140F+? I still don't hate attics. I personally have yet to be bitten by a spider because I take the proper precautions, it's just like any other animal, there's a trick to avoiding it. [editline]8th August 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=Roshbitnak;45628884]You people are all fine and dandy with spiders but you haven't had one wake you up by CRAWLING ON YOUR FUCKING ARM AT FOUR IN THE MORNING Suffice to say I didn't sleep ever again [sp]Just kidding I shook it off then went back to sleep[/sp][/QUOTE] I took a nap once and woke up to one of these crawling on my arm, is that close enough? [img]http://i.imgur.com/fsGS1od.jpg[/img] I LIKE spiders and even I think these little bastards are Satan's cockroaches.