A panic button for the internet that instantly contacts police.

[jcallan]

Sounds like something from the Brasseye Paedogeddon special

[img]http://www.8ball.co.uk/tshirts/brasseyet-shirt-noncesense_2_110437_black-white-&-red_m.jpg[/img]

[Roddy]

Time to troll the fuck out of little kids to troll the police. Hurray :buddy:

[Angua]

[QUOTE=EnenehV2;18585574]well this is a fucking stupid idea[/QUOTE]

Dejá vú.

[Jimpyy]

"You're a fag!"

"OMG IM CALLIN THE POLICE RIGHT NOW YOU GONNA BE ARRESTEDD!!!!1"

[jcallan]

This will NEVER work.

Well maybe in 1984 police state Britain.

Call the thought police!

[Van-man]

[QUOTE=Kai-ryuu;18586515]hezzy[/QUOTE]

Now I'm actually wondering what Hezzy's Opinion is on this.

[Epidemick]

This can't go wrong at all

I'll be sure to get it and spam it when I'm bored

[editline]09:26PM[/editline]

:hurr::hurr::hurr::hurr::hurr::hurr::hurr:

[TropicalV2]

[QUOTE=Epidemick;18587249]This can't go wrong at all

I'll be sure to get it and spam it when I'm bored

[editline]09:26PM[/editline]

:hurr::hurr::hurr::hurr::hurr::hurr::hurr:[/QUOTE]

i see what you did there, heh.

[PassTheBong]

o god this isnt going to go well

[DuncanFrost]

MUUUUM HE CALLED ME A BAD NAME :f5h::gonk:

[GhostSonic]

Guys don't rate me dumb, or else I'll press the button!! I mean it!

[Fables]

We just need a button that contacts the paramedics now.

[pl0xinat0r]

Oh noes, i was called a bad name by some one [i] on the internet[/i]. Quick, call the police!

[ManningQB18]

Owning some kid in call of duty is not abuse, cyber police, even if you say I'm hacking, it doesn't change the fact that they suck and deserve it.

If this is somehow implemented, I give it 3 days at most before they give up.

[Killuah]

[QUOTE=Doug52392;18585803]I can't imagine how such a program would be abused... oh wait.

A 13-year-old girl browses a YouTube video of singing sensation Justin Bieber singing "One Time"

Suddenly, the girl notices a comment in the video window stating "OLOLOL PPL SRSLY WATCH THIS SHIT? JUSTIN BIEBER SUCKS!"

What does she do?

:hurr:[/QUOTE]

Perfectly executed post.
I laughed.

[Hemroid_Man]

"Dude you suck at this game"
[b]goddamnit don't you realise that this is a severe case of cyberbullying? don't be pricks and call people nice names.[/b]

[Cheesemonkey]

too bad cyber-bullying is only a problem if you're 8 or retarded

[Negrul1]

"What'cha gonna do, call the internet police?"
"Well actually..."

[Dr Smashy]

This seems like a good and not abusable idea at all.

:downs:

[Symmetry]

Better solution: Get kids off the internet and outside.

[Musicfreak59]

[QUOTE=Hemroid_Man;18589495]"Dude you suck at this game"
[b]goddamnit don't you realise that this is a severe case of cyberbullying? don't be pricks and call people nice names.[/b][/QUOTE]

I dare say! You are quite horrendous at this tomfoolery! May I make the suggestion to politely step out and forget all knowledge about this, you hypocritical scoundrel!

[evilweazel]

4chan.

[Combineguy]

Youtube would be the number one cause of panic button overload.
"ur video suk fag"
"PANIC BUTTON BITCH"
"u called me a bitch im panic buttoning you bakc"
:f5h::gonk:

[POWA KILLERDeux]

[QUOTE=Cheesemonkey;18589603]too bad cyber-bullying is only a problem if you're 8 or retarded[/QUOTE]

I saw posters in my school saying "Cyber-Bullying hurts in real life" Now what the fuck, if someone tells you to "fuck off" you are going to hang yourself?! What fucking logic is that?

[KG_1]

Gonna bind the key to my SpaceBar.

[Strider_07]

[QUOTE=Van-man;18585580]Imagine same button, used on the Xbox 360 instead.[/QUOTE]

On the xbox 360, it calls one of these, not the police:
[img]http://frase.id.au/pics/waaambulance_533.jpg[/img]

[Kondor]

I think they forgot to consider that people on the internet are from more than one country

[Asiansniper911]

Cyberbullying doesn't even hurt its like me saying Fuck You in a car passing by, you don't know who it is you don't care you think its just some prick or something.

[B]EDIT:[/B] Not like i have done anything like that /sarcasm.

[suttles]

*guy is hacking in video game, so kid reports* Hei polixe dis guy is using ubr hcks pleze help*police are dumbfounded and think he is talking about rape*

I can picture it now.

[hakkoru]

[QUOTE=POWA KILLERDeux;18590364]I saw posters in my school saying "Cyber-Bullying hurts in real life" Now what the fuck, if someone tells you to "fuck off" you are going to hang yourself?! What fucking logic is that?[/QUOTE]

They still show that retarded cyber-bulling thing at my school and will continue to do it ALL THROUGH FUCKING HIGH SCHOOL.