[QUOTE=Ninja_Duck;23136426]I want to eat eggs now.[/QUOTE]
Indeed.
DAWHAWHAWHAHWHAWHAHW HE DIED IN A FUNNAY WAY I CAN MAEK A PUN OUT OF IT B-GOTTA POST ON EFF PEE OH BOY ILL BE AN INTERNET SENSATION
Fuck. You. Prismatex. These people put their lives on the line, and pay the ultimate price to make sure people and valuables aren't harmed. You're a disrespectful shit, and I hope you have to jump out of a burning building some day into a dumpster filled with used syringes.
I know too many firefighters to make a bad pun. :smith:
OHOHOHOHO LOOK A GUY DIED IN A FIRE TO POSSIBLY SAVE LIVES, LET ME MAKE PUNS ABOUT HIM BEING DEAD BECAUSE THE FIRE WAS IN A BUILDING RELATED TO EGGS HUR
That's bad taste, I hope you feel like a dick Prismatex.
[QUOTE=Triumph Forks;23119526]Fuck, Texas is getting pretty depressing[/QUOTE]
If I remember correctly, one of the news posts about Texas was about them banning buttsex.
The buttsex ban is depressing? :geno:
[QUOTE=World Eater;23137803]DAWHAWHAWHAHWHAWHAHW HE DIED IN A FUNNAY WAY I CAN MAEK A PUN OUT OF IT B-GOTTA POST ON EFF PEE OH BOY ILL BE AN INTERNET SENSATION
Fuck. You. Prismatex. These people put their lives on the line, and pay the ultimate price to make sure people and valuables aren't harmed. You're a disrespectful shit, and I hope you have to jump out of a burning building some day into a dumpster filled with used syringes.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=MEME POLICE;23137914]OHOHOHOHO LOOK A GUY DIED IN A FIRE TO POSSIBLY SAVE LIVES, LET ME MAKE PUNS ABOUT HIM BEING DEAD BECAUSE THE FIRE WAS IN A BUILDING RELATED TO EGGS HUR
That's bad taste, I hope you feel like a dick Prismatex.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Kalibos;23131159]if you people can't make puns then don't
god all the puns in this thread are fucking awful[/QUOTE]
At least I'm not alone now. :colbert:
That must've been a great smelling fire, just pour some hot sauce on that shit and you got some breakfast :smug:
[QUOTE=tyanet;23138574]That must've been a great smelling fire, just pour some hot sauce on that shit and you got some breakfast :smug:[/QUOTE]
and ham.
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Diced ham.
[QUOTE=Rooster Assassin;23138812]and ham.
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Diced ham.[/QUOTE]
Well, in this case, Fireman will have to do. We're out of ham.
This is why I hate almost all of you.
[QUOTE=World Eater;23137803] I hope you have to jump out of a burning building some day into a dumpster filled with used syringes.[/QUOTE]
I guess he'd finally get the point. :smugdog:
[QUOTE=bravehat;23124968]People die all the time, as I've said before, what makes this guy so special, fire men die every day, soldiers die every day.
It's just how shit goes.[/QUOTE]
People see some deaths as more tragic than others.
Did you know more people died world wide on September 10th 2001, then on September 11th? but the whole world was sad from the WTC deaths.
Well, he died saving chickens.
I'm not sure if that's heroic or just plain sad. I think it's both. The man was prepared to lay down his life for fucking [i]chickens[/i]
[QUOTE=RearAdmiral;23139040]Well, he died saving chickens.
I'm not sure if that's heroic or just plain sad. I think it's both. The man was prepared to lay down his life for fucking [i]chickens[/i][/QUOTE]
And possibly human workers.
A guy loses his life helping people and you dicks make puns about it?
:downsbravo: Bravo.
Burning to death is a terrible way to die, he was probably in eggscruciating pain, and you guys just joke about it.
Sad, but he must've died trying to make one Hell of an omelet.
You guys should show a lot more respect. Especially when the guy who died in a horrific fire-accident was a volunteered fire-fighter.
[QUOTE=purvisdavid1;23138489]At least I'm not alone now. :colbert:[/QUOTE]
No I'm all for news puns but only if they're good which 98.3% of them aren't
IF YOU CAN'T, DON'T
Oh well, you can't make omelette without breakin' some eggs
[QUOTE=Kalibos;23140854]No I'm all for news puns but only if they're good which 98.3% of them aren't
IF YOU CAN'T, DON'T[/QUOTE]
Well, a pun here and there isn't bad, but the sheer amount of people on Facepunch who think any type of pun is comic gold... it is maddening.
It's so nice to see at least some folks aren't trying to whore for funnies. Bravehat, it's not that his death in particular is more important than the deaths of other public servants; it's that Prismatex posted this story because he could turn it into a pun. That is fucking sickening, in my book.
[QUOTE=Kalibos;23140854]No I'm all for news puns but only if they're good which 98.3% of them aren't
IF YOU CAN'T, DON'T[/QUOTE]
says the one who won't even attempt at making a news pun
On the sunny side, he had a few kids...
[QUOTE=JDK721;23142824]says the one who won't even attempt at making a news pun[/QUOTE]
uh yeah because I suck at them, I'm practicing what I preach
I wish Pris was in this thread.
[QUOTE=RearAdmiral;23139040]Well, he died saving chickens.
I'm not sure if that's heroic or just plain sad. I think it's both. The man was prepared to lay down his life for fucking [i]chickens[/i][/QUOTE]
No, he died stopping a fire. He didn't know if there was a small child or something in there or not, so he had to do his job.
Screw all of you guys making fun of him. Atleast he didn't chicken out and bound out of there like a rotten egg
[QUOTE=World Eater;23142448]It's so nice to see at least some folks aren't trying to whore for funnies. Bravehat, it's not that his death in particular is more important than the deaths of other public servants; it's that Prismatex posted this story because he could turn it into a pun. That is fucking sickening, in my book.[/QUOTE]
I posted this because I was looking for news from Texas, actually.
I dont think this belongs on facepunch.
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[QUOTE=Euphorium;23137894]I know too many firefighters to make a bad pun. :smith:[/QUOTE]
Especially a crappy 50's or so Un-original one.
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