After 7 years, scientists finally know what is in your pee

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[QUOTE=Squad1993;42123771]My dad makes 6 figures examining penises, buttholes and vaginas all day.
Not to mention he has to deal with urine and the occasional feces.
No, he's not a prostitute, he's a Urologist.[/QUOTE]
I'm sorry.

[Sylveon]

[QUOTE=Sir M;42119830]It has been scientifically proven* that urine causes people with urine on them to take mini-crits

*: it has not[/QUOTE]

Fortunately it can wreck your opponent's mental state, psychological well being and trust in the inherent goodness of his fellow man.
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No worries, mate! 100% made in New Zealand!

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[Xmeagol]

sucking the first 10 seconds might taste like piss but the next 10 minutes, it's all dreams.

[Rofl_copter]

no stop what are you doing