[QUOTE=synth;22590270]asians are hot as fuck[/QUOTE]
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if i'm 1/8th chinese, what do i get
[QUOTE=waxrock;22591179]if i'm 1/8th chinese, what do i get[/QUOTE]
First base
She's gonna die of AIDS
I'm Chinese, can I get some
she shouldn't have a doctorate
Good(?) thing she wasn't german.
[QUOTE=Ignhelper;22573679]What about Cambodia, Malaysia, Singapore, Australia Thailand, Taiwan, Laos, Burma and the phillipines? They should get free sex too![/QUOTE]
Half-Aussie, Half-Chinese student here, do I get twice the sex?
Where can I get plastic surgery to make me look chinese?
[QUOTE=UnknownDude;22601744]Where can I get plastic surgery to make me look chinese?[/QUOTE]
Try China or Taiwan
I think she should apologise for all the British PoWs they massacred.
[QUOTE=Leg of Doom;22591769]She's gonna die of AIDS[/QUOTE]
Actually she already has aids and wants to infect chinese.
Hence the "japan invades china"
[QUOTE=Sprocket Shit;22573342]The difference between me and the rest of you is that I'm not distracted by her practically nakedness, therefore I actually focus on her face and see how much it looks like a man.[/QUOTE]
[img_thumb]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/rating/rainbow.png[/img_thumb]
I hope nudes of her turn up on the internet and she dies of an STD.
Funny thing I am Chinese and I am going to Japan for a week this summer.
[QUOTE=JonniXD;22586424]Isn't this technically prostitution?[/QUOTE]
No?
She isn't charging them. She's just fucking a load of lucky bastards. There's no law against that.
[QUOTE=dirty harry;22605953]No?
She isn't charging them. She's just fucking a load of lucky bastards. There's no law against that.[/QUOTE]
How is that lucky? Her shit is going to be rotting by the time shes 50 in the line. The real lucky man is going to be the first 3.
god damnit usa
if we wouldn't have nuked them...
Requesting videos of her gangbang
She should apologise for World War 2 also.
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allies_of_World_War_II[/url]
[QUOTE=MRTW113;22573552]STDs a coming.
Tempting (Chinese here) but it sounds like self-advertising in an industry where it's hard to stick out.
(No pun intended)[/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=puns[/url]
On-topic
what the shit really.
[QUOTE=wonkadonk;22573915]It's quite apparent that you aren't joking, no sense in trying to defend yourself like that.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/63/sprocket.png[/IMG]
Saved the image incase he deletes it, anyways this is sprocket shit. IMHO he shouldn't think any girl is ugly.
[QUOTE=PjaNoo^;22618546][IMG]http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/63/sprocket.png[/IMG]
Saved the image incase he deletes it, anyways this is sprocket shit. IMHO he shouldn't think any girl is ugly.[/QUOTE]
He looks like hes got some sugar in the tank.
[QUOTE=Richard Simmons;22618666]He looks like hes got some sugar in the tank.[/QUOTE]
This is the guy who hangs out all the time in love advice and criticizing mediocre looking people, telling them they're ugly and stuff like that. I think he's crying in the picture, I would be crying too if I was him :P
On-topic ; Any last minute tickets?
What is with fat kids on the internet. It's like their standards jump up five points.
[QUOTE=Richard Simmons;22608443]How is that lucky? Her shit is going to be rotting by the time shes 50 in the line. The real lucky man is going to be the first 3.[/QUOTE]
Things don't quite work that way.
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