U.K. National Pig ASSociation: Global bacon/sausage shortage 'Unavoidable' by next year - Polidicks

[QUOTE=thisispain;37793482]well maybe instead of eating gross greasy things you can eat food that normal healthy people eat like stuff that's green and has cold liquid in it then maybe also your skin wouldn't be greasy[/QUOTE] thisispain sucking the fun out of everything since 2006

[QUOTE=Alxnotorious;37791591]Why's everyone focusing on bacon? No more sausage either![/QUOTE] You can make sausage with beef, though.

I already posted this in the now locked and late thread so I might as well post it here instead seeing how this is the actual thread for it. [img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_sjeuYB0vb7Q/TEd2HBodRBI/AAAAAAAAAJw/mGkYxmZTcng/s1600/Kevin+Bacon+Sad.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=thisispain;37793482]well maybe instead of eating gross greasy things[/QUOTE] have you ever had properly prepared organic bacon or just that terrible shit that loaded with preservatives

I'm okay with this. Rising bacon-prices will do wonders for the Danish economy.

[QUOTE=Hysteric;37790805]What will I eat with my breakfast butter?![/QUOTE] I know that would taste really good but... holy shit, every day?

[QUOTE=thisispain;37793482]well maybe instead of eating gross greasy things you can eat food that normal healthy people eat like stuff that's green and has cold liquid in it then maybe also your skin wouldn't be greasy[/QUOTE] Or, y'know, you can have the best of both worlds and eat them both in moderation. Not all "normal healthy people" exist on a diet that consists purely of salad and vegetables. Matter of fact, I'd say most of them don't.

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[QUOTE=Alxnotorious;37791607]Oh god yuck, that's all salt in the middle. [img]http://www.chocolatesuze.com/images/5907.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] This picture combined with what people have said earlier about this on this thread makes my teeth scream in terror.

don't worry i will start a pig farm where can i get some pigs

RIP gay bacon strips. [img]http://static4.fjcdn.com/comments/Gay+_6bc59f932846992e5a54d3a164c73663.jpg[/img]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo * breathes* OooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok, done

I've never actually ate bacon guess I'm missing out

[QUOTE=POLOPOZOZO;37790751]There are a lot of things that can be done with pig [b]that are tastier than bacon by a long shot.[/b][/QUOTE] That is an outright lie and you fucking know it.

[QUOTE=evilweazel;37795692]thisispain sucking the fun out of everything since 2006[/QUOTE] yeah but you are what you eat you know that the average person needs an amount of meat that's about the size of a deck of cards for certain proteins or other important nutrients that you can't really find in anything else right

This is bad This is very bad. WW3 will be over control of bacon

[QUOTE=JeanLuc761;37797683]Or, y'know, you can have the best of both worlds and eat them both in moderation. Not all "normal healthy people" exist on a diet that consists purely of salad and vegetables. Matter of fact, I'd say most of them don't.[/QUOTE] all the cool kids are in the veggie club though i mean we're all suffering from starvation and anemia, but it's worth it when you see our banner it's got cool vegetables on it

This sounds a lot like a price-gouging move to be honest.

[QUOTE=wickedplayer494;37801167]This sounds a lot like a price-gouging move to be honest.[/QUOTE] You've heard of supply and demand, right?

you know i honestly dont get what everyone's boner over bacon is about i mean bacon's good and all, one of the better breakfast foods imo, but jesus [I]fuck[/I] some people make a cult out of it; bacon bubble gum, bacon mints, bacon ice cream, bacon mayonnaise, seriously what no more bacon? oh well, that's a shame there's [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1214064&p=37799400&viewfull=1#post37799400"]no[/URL] [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1214064&p=37791828&viewfull=1#post37791828"]need[/URL] [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1214064&p=37791904&viewfull=1#post37791904"]to[/URL] [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1214064&p=37793471&viewfull=1#post37793471"] react[/URL] like someone personally kicked you in the crotch and stole your precious meats

[b]it's the aporkalypse![/b]

[QUOTE=TaniaTiger;37801978][b]it's the aporkalypse![/b][/QUOTE] This seems like one of those corny news puns they'd use on The Daily Show.