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Take THAT you fucker. Killing foxes isn't cool. It's not like you eat fox meat.

[QUOTE=yawmwen;27401683]Not really, your body goes into shock almost instantly as the blood rushes out.[/QUOTE] Yeah, to me... that would be pretty damn instant. [editline]13th January 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=GunFox;27401711]Take THAT you fucker. Killing foxes isn't cool. It's not like you eat fox meat.[/QUOTE] I have. :frown:

[QUOTE=fenwick;27396089]Reminds me of Plague Dogs. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tp5mcc47xD8[/media][/QUOTE] [img]http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/nostalgia_critic_resized.jpg[/img] [i]"You know, A KID'S MOVIE!"[/i]

No plot depth No character development Only violence [img]http://www.best-horror-movies.com/images/Final-destination-movie-poster-small.jpg[/img] Yes this is on topic, as the OP describes something you would expect to happen in a movie of the shitty series "FINAL DESTINATIONOLOLOLOL"

[QUOTE=J!NX;27401719]Yeah, to me... that would be pretty damn instant. [/QUOTE] Yea, about the time your body would be able to comprehend your neck being sliced open, your body would be rendered unable to comprehend it from the shock. It's as humane to go as any I guess.

[QUOTE=GunFox;27401711]Take THAT you fucker. Killing foxes isn't cool. It's not like you eat fox meat.[/QUOTE] In Australia they are introduced species that kill native animals, but this is Belarus so yeah I guess.

I don't know what is more dumb. Bludgeoning an animal to death. or Bludgeoning an animal to death with a bullet in the chamber with the safety off.

[QUOTE=evilweazel;27397058]It'd pretty much kill it instantly if you hit it in the right place.[/QUOTE] You know what else would kill it instantly if you hit it in the right place? Shooting it.

Looks like the hunter got outfoxed.

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[QUOTE=GunFox;27401711]Take THAT you fucker. Killing foxes isn't cool. It's not like you eat fox meat.[/QUOTE] Your name is so appropriate :v:

[QUOTE=yawmwen;27401683]Not really, your body goes into shock almost instantly as the blood rushes out.[/QUOTE] Even though thats painless it sounds horrible by how you describe it.

[QUOTE=TH89;27403021]You know what else would kill it instantly if you hit it in the right place? Shooting it.[/QUOTE] and then the bullet ricochets off something and hits you and you die, that also happens. Also when each gunshot can cause additional hearing damage, you know, there's that to consider. A knife in the Fox jugular equivalent would be the overall best way to go as everyone has said. also not using the safety is like asking to be shot. e: everyone who hasn't at the very least go out and take some some hands-on gun safety classes pronto and make sure to ask every relevant question you can. please do this.

He's just being an ass hole if he's trying to beat it to death with bullets in his chamber.

[QUOTE=imasillypiggy;27403424]Even though thats painless it sounds horrible by how you describe it.[/QUOTE] It's most definitely gruesome and bloody, but most man-made death is.

[QUOTE=yawmwen;27403544]It's most definitely gruesome and bloody, but most man-made death is.[/QUOTE] So people eat fox meat? They seem pretty small for the work you have to do and how do they taste?

[QUOTE=imasillypiggy;27403593]So people eat fox meat? They seem pretty small for the work you have to do and how do they taste?[/QUOTE] Why was that in response to me? I've never touched a fox before, and only seen one a handful of times. Anyways, I guess you could consider it like a duck. A duck is really small and takes a lot of work to kill compared to a deer, but the act of hunting is stimulating to a lot of people and a lot of people probably love the taste(or eat it out of necessity).

[QUOTE=GunFox;27401711]Take THAT you fucker. Killing foxes isn't cool. It's not like you eat fox meat.[/QUOTE] They're a pest in Australia, they kill all the native animals like mad.

[QUOTE=GunFox;27401711]Take THAT you fucker. Killing foxes isn't cool. It's not like you eat fox meat.[/QUOTE] I saw a fox in my backyard once and it was like a big dog with a fluffy tail, they're instant badass. D'awwww [img]http://farm1.static.flickr.com/160/371041016_1384c8db4d.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=TH89;27403021]You know what else would kill it instantly if you hit it in the right place? Shooting it.[/QUOTE] As much as I do agree with you, I think that when hunting a minimal number of bullets used is preferred. Damage to the coat, meat etc. (Generalizing, I don't think people eat foxes) [QUOTE=poopsicle;27403657]They're a pest in Australia, they kill all the native animals like mad.[/QUOTE] It's off topic, but the prospect of killing foxes reminds me of something people do around here. Coyotes are a nuisance, they kill livestock, tear things up, general pests. Not a day goes by that I don't hear someone talking about sniping coyotes from their roof.

[QUOTE=Pockets;27403426]and then the bullet ricochets off something and hits you and you die, that also happens. Also when each gunshot can cause additional hearing damage, you know, there's that to consider. A knife in the Fox jugular equivalent would be the overall best way to go as everyone has said. also not using the safety is like asking to be shot. e: everyone who hasn't at the very least go out and take some some hands-on gun safety classes pronto and make sure to ask every relevant question you can. please do this.[/QUOTE] You are so wrong you have no idea. I find it ironic how you say "hands-on gun safety classes" when you don't really know much your self. You won't get a ricochet in the dirt, you always wear ear safety, you don't knife creatures to death because an injured animal can hurt you.

[QUOTE=poopsicle;27403657]They're a pest in Australia, they kill all the native animals like mad.[/QUOTE] So are Social conservatives but you don't see me shooting them. :P [editline]14th January 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=GhostSonic;27403411]Your name is so appropriate :v:[/QUOTE] Yeah my name is indeed very straightforward. I made it when I was like 7. It predates 28.8k modems and was very much not intended originally as a screen name for the internet.

[QUOTE=JLea;27396782]Slitting a throat doesn't kill instantly. In fact, chances are blood would rush into your windpipe and you'd choke on your own blood while gargling and screaming :waycool:[/QUOTE] yeah if you suck at slitting something's throat

Opposite day?

[QUOTE=thisispain;27405364]yeah if you suck at slitting something's throat[/QUOTE] Holy shit everyone, we must be dealing with a pro here.

[QUOTE=RearAdmiral;27405578]Holy shit everyone, we must be dealing with a pro here.[/QUOTE] that's right baby i can name all the arteries and veins in the human throat [editline]13th January 2011[/editline] :smug:

[QUOTE=fenwick;27396089]Reminds me of Plague Dogs. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tp5mcc47xD8[/media][/QUOTE] [img]http://img810.imageshack.us/img810/2721/pbfgopher.jpg[/img]

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[QUOTE=Elecbullet;27396059]Kind of jerkish to bludgeon an animal to death with a blunt rifle butt[/QUOTE] Well if you hit it hard enough it would be just one hit. but ive never heard of people doing this, normally you shoot them again, or slit their throat. [editline]14th January 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=fenwick;27396089]Reminds me of Plague Dogs. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tp5mcc47xD8[/media][/QUOTE] what why no no no no what why

How the fuck do you scuffle with a fox. Its not a fucking couger. [editline]14th January 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=GunFox;27404609] Yeah my name is indeed very straightforward. I made it when I was like 7. It predates 28.8k modems and was very much not intended originally as a screen name for the internet.[/QUOTE] Thats pretty old, I made mine when I was like 10 when for a class project we had to come up with an idea for a video game, and mine was called Pixel Ninja, was supposed to be a side scrolling ninja game, if it was real it would probably get its arse sued for copying ninja gaiden. I didnt come up with it though, my brother did who was 21 at the time, I had no clue what a pixel was until then.