• Teenager spotted riding a MOTHERFUCKING WHALE off Australia
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This is how I want to die.
[QUOTE=ZakkShock;25085852]They have those?[/QUOTE] Every country has environmental authorities. What do you think conservation officers are
Australians that have somewhere to be on the sea, ride whales. Australians that have somewhere to be on the land, ride wombat chariots.
How the hell do you even hitch a ride of a whale.
So there was boat people, now there is whale people.. What next?
His kangaroo was probably at the vet
[QUOTE=ZekeTwo;25086440]Every country has environmental authorities. What do you think conservation officers are[/QUOTE] People who couldn't get a real job?
I didn't know that Saxton Hale had a child that rides whales.
[QUOTE=TheGuru;25087382]His kangaroo was probably at the vet[/QUOTE] I believe they prefer the title mechanic.
How has no one mentioned Free Willy yet I am quite disappointed.
Fuck bear cavalry, now we have whale cavalry. Fucking awesome
That is fucking awesome. Really dangerous though, a whale could screw you up so easily.
[QUOTE=FunkyHippo;25082080]How come that kid doesn't try to ride something awesome like a tiger or a wolf or something dangerous like that?[/QUOTE] Tigers can slash you to shit and tear your face off, wolves can rip you limb from limb. Only a whale can deafen you, and turn your spine into splintered bone with only its tail.
Didn't some australian guy try to ride a crocodile just few weeks ago
I have a new goal on my bucket list :v: What a fucking badass guy though.
Free Willy [editline]12:47PM[/editline] click post, then see a post saying free willy
A true badass would ride Australia. /shittybadassjoke In all seriousness, he is a fucking badass.
I am going to pay his fine. Anyone as awesome as this shouldn't have to pay for shit.
[QUOTE=Telepethi;25081981]Too bad there wasn't a picture. "Meanwhile in Australia" probably would have fit.[/QUOTE] Rated you late, because I have future sight. :buddy:
[IMG]http://www.teamfortress.com/images/posts/SAXTON.jpg[/IMG] [B][I]Nuff' Said[/I][/B]
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