[QUOTE=Wii60;43488706]for those who want proof
taken 4 weeks ago
[video=youtube;WIGTdQhhxCA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIGTdQhhxCA[/video][/QUOTE]
I assume this is a stage 1 hoarder pretty much.
Aka aware that the clutter is there, but not doing anything with it.
[QUOTE=Cone;43492575]if the past few years have taught me anything it's that the universe really really hates Chris Chan[/QUOTE]
People like this exist everywhere. Before the internet, you only heard about them after they died and someone opened their apartment|house weeks after their death.
house had so many horrors stored within it that it committed suicide via self-immolation
how tragic
[QUOTE=Highwind017;43493150][url]https://sites.google.com/site/cwcadultchronicles/trailers[/url]
I think the guy is doing 4 episodes on this and the first episode is apparently nearly done? I've not been paying much attention on this than I should. Last update was first of December so it looks to be still alive.
He must be rubbing his hands with glee when he heard about this. A huge writing opportunity this.
Forgive if theres spelling errors or something, on my phone as I type this and touchscreens are giddily things. Hopefully the link works...[/QUOTE]
...It's beautiful.
[QUOTE=Rellow;43493254]house had so many horrors stored within it that it committed suicide via self-immolation
how tragic[/QUOTE]
What secrets could have been contained within the infamous Chandler room? Plans on getting to girlfirends? Secret sex positions? A new Sonichu issue?
We may never know.
All I can figure is that that's aloooooot of Government money on toys n shit lost in the fire.
Maybe Sonichu was angry, because Chris won't make comics of him any more.
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;43493267]What secrets could have been contained within the infamous Chandler room? Plans on getting to girlfirends? Secret sex positions? A new Sonichu issue?
We may never know.
All I can figure is that that's aloooooot of Government money on toys n shit lost in the fire.[/QUOTE]
Somethings are better left forgotten. Who knows what unspeakable horrors he might had there.
Then again, he was quite open with said horrors, what if there was something that even he thought it would be a bad idea to show the internet?
[QUOTE=Wizards Court;43490524]never really understood whats so fun about mocking a dude suffering from an obviously serious autism case.[/QUOTE]
Actually his autism is not very severe, he just had bad parents who raised him in a bad environment, which coupled with his autism produced a really bad result. By this point Chris is probably mentally healthier than his mom.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/Ay11zb9.png[/img]
Is that a... shit stain?
I mean it's definitely a brown stain on his bed and considering his DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS problem I can't be far off.
[QUOTE=Highwind017;43493350]what if there was something that even he thought it would be a bad idea to show the internet?[/QUOTE]
Are we talking about the same Chris? I certainly don't recall him having the forethought to consider anything revolving his information on the internet a bad idea. :v:
His comic is hilarious.
The main character (Sonichu) is like present for a single comic and then he gets kicked out and Chris Chan himself becomes the leading role.
He is the mayor of "CWCville", which seems to resemble a totalitarian communist dictatorship. The national holiday is his birthday (Christian love day), the currency is named after him, he controls all media (the radio station is named after him), and he prevents crime and wrongdoing by telepathically observing the entire population at once to see if they are having illegal sex. (Homosexuality is illegal).
To cure homosexuality, he donated some of his blood to create a "anti-homosexuality vaccine". Chris Chan, in the manner of Pol Pot, had a large skyscraper building demolished (resulting in 100 people dying and injuring 150) because it was full of "trolls".
He then took 4 characters and had a blatantly biased show trial with the worst possible and flimsy evidence to connect them to the murder of somebody. After they were found guilty, Chris Chan literally tortured them to death (snapped their bones, shot them at point blank, etc).
It's even better when you realize he kept pushing in loads of weird new plot threads and points and characters that never go anywhere, so he embarrassingly has to kill them all off to try and fix the mess. As for the art style, it's difficult to follow the story when characters randomly change size and shape on the same page. He later legalizes homosexuality in his tinpot dictatorship (perhaps not being aware that a few pages beforehand he cured homosexuality). Another character also got burned to death and another strangled with piano wire (this is despite Chris Chan stating his comic is intended for children).
It's such a fucking great story its like a psychopath trying to document life under a brutal regime but his minds so fucked up he did it all in crayon and had to use sonic characters.
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;43492580]If I ever do write a Play or Story, I think I'll end it after the fire, with Chris destroyed and wondering what his ultimate fate will be.[/QUOTE]
i will only accept musicals based on his story
[QUOTE=TheHydra;43493902]i will only accept musicals based on his story[/QUOTE]
I was thinking of a musical as well.
What kind of music genre could be used?
[QUOTE=Wizards Court;43490524]never really understood whats so fun about mocking a dude suffering from an obviously serious autism case.[/QUOTE]
He's high-functioning, clinically diagnosed.
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;43493920]I was thinking of a musical as well.
What kind of music genre could be used?[/QUOTE]
his own music, of course
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7XrVgM5E6Y[/media]
For some reason after looking at his recent house video i just knew that this shit would happen, literally his stairwells were blocked with junk its lucky he even survived with his Mum
I hope he learns a lesson from this about making sure your house isn't fucking cluttered with useless garbage
[QUOTE=TheHydra;43494032]his own music, of course
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7XrVgM5E6Y[/media][/QUOTE]
Nah, I personally think tasteless ripoffs of pop culture would suit it well. Worked for Sonichu, no? :v:
[video=youtube;VR1kZnhuM3I]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VR1kZnhuM3I[/video]
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;43493920]I was thinking of a musical as well.
What kind of music genre could be used?[/QUOTE]
Hardcore Jazz
[QUOTE=BlindSniper17;43492527]Once the inevitable happens and insurance officials/the coffee machine manufacturers find out about the hoard through Chris Chan's internet infamy, I wonder what will happen to him. I'm morbidly curious to find out where things go next, as they could honestly go anywhere.
On the one hand, the hoard is gone and this may instill some humility into Chris Chan and Snorlax. On the other hand, Chris may even have a larger sense of entitlement/victim mentality from the trolls and snap. They could go homeless, continue to stay in a hotel/apartment, or board in with someone else. Again, count me morbidly curious.[/QUOTE]
And thus A Song of Keurig and Fire saga began.
[QUOTE=BlindSniper17;43492527]Once the inevitable happens and insurance officials/the coffee machine manufacturers find out about the hoard through Chris Chan's internet infamy, I wonder what will happen to him. I'm morbidly curious to find out where things go next, as they could honestly go anywhere.
On the one hand, the hoard is gone and this may instill some humility into Chris Chan and Snorlax. On the other hand, Chris may even have a larger sense of entitlement/victim mentality from the trolls and snap. They could go homeless, continue to stay in a hotel/apartment, or board in with someone else. Again, count me morbidly curious.[/QUOTE]
Would anyone willingly put up with them? Chris has a brother but he hates Snorlax and tries to stay as far from them as possible.
[QUOTE=JustGman;43494481]Would anyone willingly put up with them? Chris has a brother but he hates Snorlax and tries to stay as far from them as possible.[/QUOTE]
surely their church would work something out for them
[QUOTE=JustGman;43494481]Would anyone willingly put up with them? Chris has a brother but he hates Snorlax and tries to stay as far from them as possible.[/QUOTE]
He said on Facebook that a "friendly neighbor" took them in prior to when he mentioned State Farm got him a hotel. I can only imagine somebody having a horrified reaction to Snorlax's hoarding or Chris' crapped briefs and... [I]eugh[/I] - "recycling."
he hasn't "recycled" in years, thankfully
Wasn't he supposed to see a social worker since his arrest and trial?
[QUOTE=Hamaflavian;43495266]Wasn't he supposed to see a social worker since his arrest and trial?[/QUOTE]
Who knows. Chris always finds some way to weasel out of bullshit. Weren't Snorlax and Chris also supposed to do community service, or was that reduced? I can't check since the CWCki is down.
[QUOTE=elevate;43492107]Man, he's changed so much over the years. It's depressing.
[video=youtube;73UsyGYk2FQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73UsyGYk2FQ[/video][/QUOTE]
I miss bob. He was trying to make chris a better person. :(
Looks like Chris should have stuck with Orange Faygo instead of Coffee. :toosoon:
[QUOTE=Doritos-pope;43495933]I miss bob. He was trying to make chris a better person. :([/QUOTE]
He's part of the reason Chris became a sheltered nutcase in the first place, but much later he tried to correct his part of that mistake.
Too bad he kicked the bucket before making any significant and positive progress in that regard.
[QUOTE=BlindSniper17;43494051]Nah, I personally think tasteless ripoffs of pop culture would suit it well. Worked for Sonichu, no? :v:
[video=youtube;VR1kZnhuM3I]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VR1kZnhuM3I[/video][/QUOTE]
No.
As funny as it might be that's not how a musical number works. It has to be a song describing what the character is either going through or how they're feeling.
That's Musical 101.
[QUOTE=Wizards Court;43490524]never really understood whats so fun about mocking a dude suffering from an obviously serious autism case.[/QUOTE]
People both IRL and on the web have tried to help this miserable pile of shit get it together but he'd rather live his life off of welfare and never admit his own flaws.
In his head the world is the thing that's wrong, not him. And after trying so many times to help him most people have given up.
[QUOTE=mchapra;43496808]People both IRL and on the web have tried to help this miserable pile of shit get it together but he'd rather live his life off of welfare and never admit his own flaws.
In his head the world is the thing that's wrong, not him. And after trying so many times to help him most people have given up.[/QUOTE]
Exactly.
He is a sad pathetic man that you can't help but feel sorry for.
But also hate because he straight up refused to be helped and so he suffers for it.
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