Also, is the CWCKi hosted on the worst webhost in the world? It's always down or slow.
Does anyone see Chris' life as a complete replacement to television dramas?
This man literally has so much going on that he has an entire wiki. You get to watch his life unfold. Its surreal.
[QUOTE=Elstumpo;43541507]Does anyone see Chris' life as a complete replacement to television dramas?
This man literally has so much going on that he has an entire wiki. You get to watch his life unfold. Its surreal.[/QUOTE]
As I have seen others say, It's like a real life Truman Show.
[QUOTE=BlindSniper17;43542095]As I have seen others say, It's like a real life Truman Show.[/QUOTE]
Unfortunately we all know he won't just walk out of it. It's just going to keep getting worse until it ends.
I haven't really followed this guy before but I hope he gets help now
He needs to be in some kind of assisted living facility
[QUOTE=Elstumpo;43541507]Does anyone see Chris' life as a complete replacement to television dramas?
This man literally has so much going on that he has an entire wiki. You get to watch his life unfold. Its surreal.[/QUOTE]
I'm waiting for the film adaptation directed by Spike Jonze and starring Phillip Seymour Hoffman as CWC and Clint Eastwood as Bob.
[QUOTE=Venezuelan;43503827]holy shit does cwc play tf2 now
[editline]12th January 2014[/editline]
also since when does chris not like fast food I thought that was his entire diet[/QUOTE]
What makes you say that?
[QUOTE=Zeke129;43542537]I haven't really followed this guy before but I hope he gets help now
He needs to be in some kind of assisted living facility[/QUOTE]
Pretty sure he was supposed to get help a while ago but he keeps postponing it or doing some legal dodging bullshit to not get locked up in some mental asylum somewhere.
When Snorlax kicks the bucket he's going to either starve to death, get killed or get locked up.
[QUOTE=The Baconator;43542812]What makes you say that?[/QUOTE]
I think it was the "Mann" reference, which was actually for Kevin Mann of State Farm who was taking donations for the Chandlers.
[QUOTE=BlindSniper17;43542861]I think it was the "Mann" reference, which was actually for Kevin Mann of State Farm who was taking donations for the Chandlers.[/QUOTE]
oh yeah it was that I didn't notice the dude's name nvm
[QUOTE=Wii60;43488706]for those who want proof
taken 4 weeks ago
[video=youtube;WIGTdQhhxCA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIGTdQhhxCA[/video][/QUOTE]
Looks like a hoarder. Every hoarder house is a fire waiting to happen
[QUOTE=Ganerumo;43542844]Pretty sure he was supposed to get help a while ago but he keeps postponing it or doing some legal dodging bullshit to not get locked up in some mental asylum somewhere.
When Snorlax kicks the bucket he's going to either starve to death, get killed or get locked up.[/QUOTE]
He doesn't need to be in a mental hospital. He's clearly able to feed and clothe himself, and he doesn't appear to be an immediate threat to himself or others.
Assisted living facilities are different, you can basically live autonomously (even make stupid youtube videos if you want) except you have a caregiver who checks in frequently
Turns out Chris isn't the only one playing the blame game. Barb/Snorlax is supposedly whining that a [B][U]"greedy fireman"[/U][/B] had "stole a replica painting and her purse." The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Pardon my French, but Christ Almighty - Chris and Snorlax are a bunch of putrid cunts sometimes.
(Image from CWCki forums.)
[t]http://i.imgur.com/xgHcowV.png[/t]
[QUOTE=Ganerumo;43542844]When Snorlax kicks the bucket he's going to either starve to death, get killed or get locked up.[/QUOTE]
Well he still has two brothers. Living with either of them would actually be an improvement, though, since they'd both probably want to get Chris out on his own as quickly as possible.
[QUOTE=Aredbomb;43566820]Well he still has two brothers. Living with either of them would actually be an improvement, though, since they'd both probably want to get Chris out on his own as quickly as possible.[/QUOTE]
I'm pretty sure one of those brothers doesn't even know chris exists, and the other one would never want to let chris into his home.
I doubt chris is ever going to be homeless though
I'm only familiar with Coleslaw (half-brother/another son of Snorlax before she married Bob). Did Bob also have a son prior to Chris, or was Snorlax... [I]ahem,[/I] really promiscuous?
[sp]...Or did Bob have a son *in addition* to Snorlax being really promiscuous anyways?[/sp]
[QUOTE=BlindSniper17;43566385]Turns out Chris isn't the only one playing the blame game. Barb/Snorlax is supposedly whining that a [B][U]"greedy fireman"[/U][/B] had "stole a replica painting and her purse." The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Pardon my French, but Christ Almighty - Chris and Snorlax are a bunch of putrid cunts sometimes.
(Image from CWCki forums.)
[t]http://i.imgur.com/xgHcowV.png[/t][/QUOTE]
A friend of mine swears he had something stolen by a firefighter once, it's possible
It's more likely that the items were just destroyed in the, you know, [i]fire[/i] though
[QUOTE=BlindSniper17;43566865]I'm only familiar with Coleslaw (half-brother/another son of Snorlax before she married Bob). Did Bob also have a son prior to Chris, or was Snorlax... [I]ahem,[/I] really promiscuous?
[sp]...Or did Bob have a son *in addition* to Snorlax being really promiscuous anyways?[/sp][/QUOTE]
Chris' other half-brother is Bob's son. I don't remember his name, but he's a eye doctor and is generally believed to be the most "normal" member of Chris' family. not much is known about him compared to Bob, Barb, and Cole, though.
I think Chris got his eyes checked at his office once but I doubt he knows anything about Chris' life.
[QUOTE=Zeke129;43549603]He doesn't need to be in a mental hospital. He's clearly able to feed and clothe himself, and he doesn't appear to be an immediate threat to himself or others.
Assisted living facilities are different, you can basically live autonomously (even make stupid youtube videos if you want) except you have a caregiver who checks in frequently[/QUOTE]
I've been in a mental facility for like a week and most people who were in there weren't direct threats to anyone or themselves, they just either needed a break from reality or were simply too idiotic to live on their own without ruining themselves in the process.
[QUOTE=BlindSniper17;43566865]I'm only familiar with Coleslaw (half-brother/another son of Snorlax before she married Bob). Did Bob also have a son prior to Chris, or was Snorlax... [I]ahem,[/I] really promiscuous?
[sp]...Or did Bob have a son *in addition* to Snorlax being really promiscuous anyways?[/sp][/QUOTE]
Bob had two children before Chris who he apparently abandoned, Barbara had a son named Cole with another man before she met Bob.
Apparently Barbara lied to Cole about who his real dad was for(and still refuses to talk about it) and was a terrible parent to him, which is no surprise.
[url]http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Cole_Smithey_E-mails[/url]
Those basically sum up Cole's relationship with the Chandlers.
[QUOTE=BlindSniper17;43566385]Turns out Chris isn't the only one playing the blame game. Barb/Snorlax is supposedly whining that a [B][U]"greedy fireman"[/U][/B] had "stole a replica painting and her purse." The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Pardon my French, but Christ Almighty - Chris and Snorlax are a bunch of putrid cunts sometimes.
(Image from CWCki forums.)
[t]http://i.imgur.com/xgHcowV.png[/t][/QUOTE]
Is "replica painting" just a fancy way of saying fake?
[QUOTE=Ganerumo;43566970]I've been in a mental facility for like a week and most people who were in there weren't direct threats to anyone or themselves, they just either needed a break from reality or were simply too idiotic to live on their own without ruining themselves in the process.[/QUOTE]
Yeah but I'm guessing in France that doesn't cost 5 grand a day
[QUOTE=FoneJack;43567303]Is "replica painting" just a fancy way of saying fake?[/QUOTE]
Not really, it's only fake in the sense that Dali himself didn't paint it but it's still "his" painting as such.
Probably some cheap knock off from a Goodwill. I hear that Barb often shopped there to add to her hoard.
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