A classified FBI report says that China has already developed a massive cyber army - Polidicks

[QUOTE=Musicfreak59;19636253]80 million 'netizens' vs. the FBI. The FBI can't track hacks for shit. They just catch the dumbasses who make it obvious. Netizens 1, FBI 0[/QUOTE] Trust me. The FBI can track you no matter what what you do. They just don't have the manpower.

[QUOTE=usaokay;19636214]Hey, it's kinda like Command & Conquer Generals with the unlimited supply of Chinese hackers.[/QUOTE] That was my first thought when reading the title. :razz:

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They have a slight problem if the USA just decides to cut the backbone that connect China to everyone else.

[QUOTE=Umi-hebi;19637746][img_thumb]http://imgkk.com/i/vIRMXI.gif[/img_thumb] do i win something (img_thumb'd due to lack of mediatags)[/QUOTE] You win China.

:china:

We may have to drastically go back to using PHYSICAL DATABANKS made of PAPER and INK

I bet they are all disgruntled Gold Farmers.

This begs the question, why are military documents being stored on computers that can be accessed via the internet?

[QUOTE=Kyle902;19638474]This begs the question, why are military documents being stored on computers that can be accessed via the internet?[/QUOTE] I always backup my school files on gmail. They just do the same thing, on a bigger scale. :downs:

If it was breached several times, why the hell didn't they learn from their mistakes? "Nah, they chinese fuckers won't be able to breach it one more time, we'll be sitting up all night watching the files on the desktop to make sure they don't steal them"

[QUOTE=HeyMate;19636213]I doubt its far from paranoid. North Korea has several times launched DDOS attackts agaisnt South Korean goverment-sites[/QUOTE] Script kiddies.

[QUOTE=lemon_lover;19638797]Script kiddies.[/QUOTE] North Korea has computers?

So how about this...don't put the shit online...

I have constructed an cyberbunker with room for 15 people. It is hermetically-sealed, reinforced with concrete, 30 feet under solid rock, a year's supply of rations, wifi-blockers, and no internet connection. The perfect retreat from a cybercaust. Who will join me?

Actually it's known that China and some other Asian companies sneak in devices into products such as laptops and computers that gather information about what's on it, and then phones home with it. It's real hardware buried on the motherboard. In order to find these rouge hardware pieces, they need to dissimulate all drivers on the device.

Am I the only one who thought [IMG]http://gralinnaea.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/robot-army2.jpg[/IMG]

[img]http://www.cncgeneralsworld.com/generals/factions/china/images/hacker_cameo.jpg[/img]There's always a way in! They won't even notice that their money is missing!

[QUOTE=Robbazking;19636601]:china: No seriously no? What do they get then? Whats the closest to porn the chinese can watch? I mean they dont even got american tv.[/QUOTE] porn dvds etc.

[QUOTE=evilweazel;19636477]Oh God. They're probably on facepunch. Watching us. They're reading this post. WE NEED A GOD DAMN CYBER BUNKER.[/QUOTE] Cyber bunker is called a LAN :downs:

[QUOTE=Fangz;19638363]I bet they are all disgruntled Gold Farmers.[/QUOTE] It all makes sense now... the sheer number of gold farmers from china. It's an army in disguise! ALL HAIL THE GLORIOUS PEOPLE'S CYBER LIBERATION ARMY :china:

[QUOTE=darkrei9n;19637561]Trust me. The FBI can track you no matter what what you do. They just don't have the manpower.[/QUOTE] Good thing I'm behind 7 proxies :v:

i for one welcome our new overlords

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So much for "[I]Classified[/I] Report". [QUOTE=usaokay;19636214]Hey, it's kinda like Command & Conquer Generals with the unlimited supply of Chinese hackers.[/QUOTE] Was thinking the same thing.

[quote=cyrex;19640095][IMG]http://www.cncgeneralsworld.com/generals/factions/china/images/hacker_cameo.jpg[/IMG]there's always a way in! They won't even notice that their money is missing![/quote] "[b]I will suck the internet dry[/b]"

[QUOTE=mak364;19642587]i for one welcome our new overlords[/QUOTE] You want to live in a shitty country with no human rights? I for one, don't welcome them.

Why do they always store this type of information on computers that are connected to the internet? It would be a shit ton safer to store this type of sensitive information on paper and then putting them in secure storage rooms.

Doesnt seem very classified.

[QUOTE=Squeaken;19643979]Doesnt seem very classified.[/QUOTE] neither does your face