A classified FBI report says that China has already developed a massive cyber army
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[QUOTE=PatrickT;19643939]"[b]I will suck the internet dry[/b]"[/QUOTE]
:q:
I don't get why they're making such a big fuss about it, guns still work, so does nukes.
World War III shall be fought with computers. Fuck yeah.
WWIII will be waged on the interwebz. Facepunch will hold its ground.
[B]WORLD WAR III:[/B] [I][U]The Great Flame War.[/U][/I]
Why did the OP have to say Chinese Millitary cyber spies? You'd think that people in the Chinese army mostly consist of Chinese people...
We need the Russians to hack in the traffic sign and show porn in China now
So that's why the FBI had a bunch of huge screens with matrix screensavers.
[QUOTE=w1z v2;19636210]FBI and Google vs. Chinese hackers
Who wins[/QUOTE]
China [B]can[/B] hack google (with the gmail accounts), but would they want to again - that's the question.
Seems probable, the best way to defend yourself in this age is to destroy the enemies computer networks.
Why haven't we just nuked china yet?
Fucking A. Go China, go.
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[QUOTE=radioactive;19653080]Why haven't we just nuked china yet?[/QUOTE]
Because we're not all socially retarded.
There goes the six minutes to midnight.
[QUOTE=HeyMate;19636219]The hackers. In such a large number, I bet they could shut down Google.[/QUOTE]
Google can never die.
You have a better chance of taking down the internet worldwide without a large scale disaster
[QUOTE=Umi-hebi;19637746][img_thumb]http://imgkk.com/i/vIRMXI.gif[/img_thumb]
do i win something
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Wh-Why?
[quote=wwiii;19656051]wh-why?[/quote]
because i demanded it!
"oh my god President we just intercepted a message! the Chinese want to......[i]shut down the internet[/i]."
"jesus christ son, how many internets?"
"[b][i]all of them.[/b][/i]"
This shit wasn't classified or news, Chinese military hackers have been known about for years.
[QUOTE=tomahawk2;19656925]"oh my god President we just intercepted a message! the Chinese want to......[i]shut down the internet[/i]."
"jesus christ son, how many internets?"
"[b][i]all of them.[/b][/i]"[/QUOTE]
Wow, that's actually the funniest thing said today, hey, thanks for giving me happy morning!
Catch me later and I buy you a beer
[QUOTE=gufu;19637105]What doesn't internet have these days?[/QUOTE]
Good coffee.
[QUOTE=Cyrex;19640095][img]http://www.cncgeneralsworld.com/generals/factions/china/images/hacker_cameo.jpg[/img]There's always a way in!
They won't even notice that their money is missing![/QUOTE]
Except these are super hackers.
[img]http://www.cncgeneralsworld.com/generals/zerohour/factions/china/images/superhacker_cameo.jpg[/img]
They are fucking stealthy, man.
don't worry guys we've got tons of particle cannons :downs:
[QUOTE=Kappa169;19636329]Facepunch needs to develope a massive cyber army[/QUOTE]
We will select our strongest, and turn them from human to machines....but it's the...only way. TO STOP DEM" RED BASTARDS!
Yeah, for great justice!! Wait, better idea, why don't we just take the dregs of /b/? Probably be cheaper too.
[QUOTE=w1z v2;19636210]FBI and Google vs. Chinese hackers
Who wins[/QUOTE]
Google.
Praise be Google forever and ever amen.
[QUOTE=Kappa169;19636329]Facepunch needs to develope a massive cyber army[/QUOTE]
theyll have tits and lasers shooting out of the tits and theyll also have 1500000 vaginas
[img]http://www.neurosoftware.ro/programming-blog/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/25ab0_500x_fbi_matrix.jpg[/img]
This same FBI?
[img]http://allofme.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/cybermen_on_bbc.jpg[/img]
That does it. I'm calling Tom Baker, Peter Davison, Colin Baker, Sylvester McCoy, Paul McGann, Christopher Eccleston and David Tenntant. They all have past experience. It could work guys. IT COULD FUCKING WORK.
I left out the other three as they died.. for real.
You die in the TARDIS you die for real.
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