I can't help but imagine this as a kind of technical support line.
"Hello, this is Achmed speaking, what is your issue?"
"My camel won't properly start. It boots up for a few seconds, and then it turns off!"
Next up Al-Qaeda introduces health and safety. No suicide bombing without a high visibility vest on.
[QUOTE=Svinnik;42948426]What would be considered a violation? Do they mean violation of Sharia law?[/QUOTE]
Most likely violations of their own perversion of the Law.
You'd be surprised, even the most ostensibly pious, yet militant of religious organizations adapts religion to meet their needs.
Hollywood is going to make a sequel to Zero Dark Thirty, this time instead of killing a notorious terrorist in a somewhat wonky and suspicious raid, they will send in the creme de la creme of America's special forces soldiers to submit a complaint directly to the drop off box outside Al-Qaeda's main headquarters building, whatever and where ever it may be.
[sp]the complaint's message will read "ur a faget"[/sp]
Hello yes, I'd like to complain that you are killing too many people so you're a bad influence on my children, if you could tone down the deaths that would be great.
[QUOTE=Svinnik;42948426]What would be considered a violation? Do they mean violation of Sharia law?[/QUOTE]
Violation of their local laws they set up. Most likely to do with Sharia. Also includes no brainer shit like don't rape, don't steal, don't randomly kill your neighbour (unless he's alawite lol)
[QUOTE=mac338;42953484]Next up Al-Qaeda introduces health and safety. No suicide bombing without a high visibility vest on.[/QUOTE]
Don't forget the hard hat!
I wonder if they will set up a Bomb Squad too?
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