Kim Jong-un threatens "all-out war" in wake of US-South Korea military exercise - Polidicks

[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;37415487]GUYS IT'S HAPPENING FOR REAL. I GOT PICTURES TO PROOF IT AS WELL!!! Here they are organizing their powerful mighty navy to crush evil imperialist ships [img]http://www.modelsailboat.com/Images/redspond.jpg[/img] Photos of the People's Army's Elite Riflemen, trained to shoot the English Dogs of war [img]http://www.airsoft-guns-gas-electric-spring.com/images/playing-airsoft-with-the-kids-is-fun-21219511.jpg[/img] The People's airforce that will wipe out cities of all Capitalist Imperialists mutts [img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xRFNBWST25E/SbB-9Qsz0fI/AAAAAAAADQ0/h60BzmA1ekQ/s400/Cardboard%2BJet.jpg[/img] and finnaly, the Nuclear rocket, that will show their ultimate power, for all to see and be awed by. [img]http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/130675/130675,1226093784,2/stock-vector-firework-rocket-20178985.jpg[/img] [sp] that joke never gets old [/sp][/QUOTE] Greatest post of 2012

[QUOTE=Bumbanut;37416020]Not necessarily working together, but side-by-side.[/QUOTE] Still wouldn't happen, Russia doesn't like the US at all, they would never work side by side even if they were forced to do so.

[QUOTE=Xieneus;37415657]They also have tanks, underground tunnels and [B]most likely nuclear warheads[/B].[/QUOTE] I used to doubt that, until I saw this VICE documentary: [video=youtube;0c4f4NJSB_4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0c4f4NJSB_4[/video] Though quite a few people seem to doubt that this documentary or the story behind it is 100% real. But I think it's entirely possible NK has nuclear warheads from old Soviet stocks. (more likely than them having built some themselves)

[img]http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3fhxtEeT81r8asibo1_500.jpg[/img]"Prepare for arr out war with runited status of yumaricah"

[img]http://static.fjcdn.com/comments/I%2Bwould%2Blaugh%2Bmy%2Bass%2Boff%2Bif%2Bhe%2Bgets%2Bdeath%2B_321b81f92b3099fd5ff5e138d1cff8d7.png[/img] Jokes aside; if this is true, I just hope that we will be able to dispatch of NK quickly enough before they dispatch (working) nukes on other countries.

OP is bias. You can tell he is South Korean by his avatar.

[QUOTE=Araknid;37415384]I can never take the NK military seriously after watching this [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwoSFQb5HVk[/media][/QUOTE] [quote] North Korea may have funk but they don't... ( •_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) have Seoul [/quote] Brilliant

Sources tell me this is the supplier of Kim's rockets: [IMG]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RvSCH_Sl72Y/TDAAI9MDXOI/AAAAAAAABBI/3RM9uzwr8bc/s1600/black-cat-fireworks-logo2%2520black.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=RichyZ;37416269]they're eating 0/10 fake[/QUOTE] but all of their stuff is near the bowls, and it looks like it hasnt even been touched 10/10 plastic, real

[QUOTE=TheKritter71;37415221]If only Jong-ill could see his son now[/QUOTE] He'd be so proud. :eng101:

These north koreans, they make me laugh. Just like his daddy.

[QUOTE=booster;37415660][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f37K0hIv3zk[/media] They don't stand a chance against the glorious leader.[/QUOTE] They shall fall in peril when confronted by his magnificence. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGycPE3XdIc[/media]

It'll be nice to see him hung by his own people in the future.

[QUOTE=Xieneus;37415471]North Korea has quite a few nuclear weapons.[/QUOTE] Probably full of muddy water from the floods they had.

[QUOTE=dass;37417419]Probably full of muddy water from the floods they had.[/QUOTE] Given that their space rocket didn't work that well either....

You know what Kim? I dare you. [b]TRY[/b] and declare war on us. Enough threatening, put your money where your mouth is or forever fuck off.

[QUOTE=Lyonidis;37417524]You know what Kim? I dare you. [b]TRY[/b] and declare war on us. Enough threatening, put your money where your mouth is or forever fuck off.[/QUOTE] They've declared war since 1950, to be fair.

[QUOTE=Kendra;37417555]They've declared war since 1950, to be fair.[/QUOTE] Oh, I forgot. It has just been a cease fire :rolleye:

[QUOTE=Xieneus;37415471]North Korea has quite a few nuclear weapons.[/QUOTE] If they have any, it's less than ten. It took them years to get enough uranium to do their first test a few years ago, and it failed. Their nuclear capabilities are minimal at best.

[QUOTE=darth-veger;37416211][img]http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3fhxtEeT81r8asibo1_500.jpg[/img] "Prepare for arr out war with runited status of maricah"[/QUOTE] "[I]You, yes you, yourr tonight's dish for glorious leader.[/I]"

It's scary how they worship their leader. They've been entirely brainwashed over multiple generations, to the point of making the reign of Kim Jong Sung and onward their religion. Even if you took out any of the guys in charge, there's still the question of whether people only glorify the Kim's out of fear or out of true love for their leader. I think it's actually kind of scary, I don't think any threat should be taken lightly by them, regardless of how often. The second you stop listening to their threats will be the second they strike.

i wonder if north korea realizes how ridiculous they look to other nations

[video=youtube;9bZkp7q19f0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0[/video] I imagine this guy would be on the frontline #북쪽 섹스 shamelessly lifted from google translate

What a funny country they are. Just everything about it sparks my curiosity

Yes yes, let's go through the regular motions.

[IMG]http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/380/408/383.gif[/IMG] kim jong il right now

[QUOTE=Lyonidis;37417561]Oh, I forgot. It has just been a cease fire :rolleye:[/QUOTE] "They got the message now... No need to waste more ammo."

[QUOTE=Aman VII;37417386]It'll be nice to see him hung by his own people in the future.[/QUOTE] Assuming he doesn't snap the rope

this happened before when his father was alive, the excercise went on and nothing happened.

[QUOTE=Araknid;37415384]I can never take the NK military seriously after watching this [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwoSFQb5HVk[/media][/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJNBfBr-OGU[/media]