• Woman sues NYC for $900 trillion for putting kids in foster home
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[QUOTE=Glitch360;34621656]If I had 900 trillion dollars, the things I would do with that money.... I'd probably spend most of my time hiding though. There are people out there that are willing to betray their friends for a couple million dollars, I can't imagine how many people would be after you if they found out you had $900 trillion....[/QUOTE] I would blow it on girl scouts cookies. They accept credit card now.
I love American law.
[QUOTE=Ergolicious;34621026]With a name like Fausat Ogunbayo you know they're an upstanding citizen of the US[/QUOTE] heh fuckin gay cultural names why cant those idiots just be named sarah or something [editline]9th February 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=The mouse;34622292]I love American law.[/QUOTE] you're aware that just because you can sue for a ridiculous amount of money doesn't mean you'll get it?
Ugh stupid person. When you demand ridiculous things in lawsuits the judge often throws them out... If you make realistic claims you have a better chance of actually being heard.
[quote="Fausat Ogunbayo"]I'm a horrible mother and I'll show this by being the biggest douchebag in existance.[/quote]
That's more money than if you gave every person on earth $1 million. In case time, space and common sense get a massive brainfart and she wins, let's all write hatemail or begging letters to her until she collapses from pressure.
[QUOTE=Hans-Gunther 3.;34623088]That's more money than if you gave every person on earth $1 million. In case time, space and common sense get a massive brainfart and she wins, let's all write hatemail or begging letters to her until she collapses from pressure.[/QUOTE] $1000000000000/9000000000 = $111.1 (repeating) Unless I got my zeros wrong.
Needs more Harry Enfield.
[QUOTE=Thom12255;34620999]Isn't that more money than all the nations on Earth?[/QUOTE] That's the entire gross global product for 15 years.
[QUOTE=Hans-Gunther 3.;34623088]That's more money than if you gave every person on earth $1 million. In case time, space and common sense get a massive brainfart and she wins, let's all write hatemail or begging letters to her until she collapses from pressure.[/QUOTE] ...That would mean that then population would be about 900,000,000. Not even close.
Alright, done the math. (rough approximation of world population count) 900,000,000,000,000 / 7,000,000,000 = 128571.43 (.428) pulled the rest out of my ass because I was lazy
[QUOTE=Sgt. Lulz;34622220]Why have trillions when she could have... [I][U]Billions?[/U][/I][/QUOTE] Because trillions is more.
lowball NYC u faggt
I should sue her for 900 trillion if she wins because of massive mental and physical trauma. Then I would make a moon base and me and Newt Gingrich would live on the moon base.
[QUOTE=Dysgalt;34627162]I should sue her for 900 trillion if she wins because of massive mental and physical trauma. Then I would make a moon base and me and Newt Gingrich would live on the moon base.[/QUOTE] Moon base is all? 900 trillion dollars buy mars and make it a mobil war station.
I hope the judge just laughs in her face.
Why so much?
[QUOTE=Dysgalt;34627162]I should sue her for 900 trillion if she wins because of massive mental and physical trauma. Then I would make a moon base and me and Newt Gingrich would live on the moon base.[/QUOTE] If I got 900 trillion dollars I'm not even joking, I'd form a private space company and start colonizing the Moon
$900 trillion, isn't that the national debt? [quote] told doctors her children’s skin was getting darker by the day because of radiation and the FBI was out to get her children.[/quote] Bloody conspiracy theorists, have her institutionalized.
[QUOTE=crackberry;34628408]Why so much?[/QUOTE] Just a wild guess here, but maybe because she's batshit crazy?
[QUOTE=asteroidrules;34628681]$900 trillion, isn't that the national debt?[/QUOTE] Ahaha, what? We have less than $20 trillion in debt (assuming you mean the US)
[QUOTE=CakeMaster7;34628959]Ahaha, what? We have less than $20 trillion in debt (assuming you mean the US)[/QUOTE] I was joking.
[QUOTE=asteroidrules;34629070]I was joking.[/QUOTE] There are very dumb people on the Internet. I'm sorry.
so funnny
It reminds me off Austin powers when Dr evil ask for a billonfufillontrillon dollars
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