Hired hit man fell in love with his victim... then faked her death with tomato ketchup - Polidicks

[QUOTE=Shiftyze;32473152]£345 to hire a hitman? Shit I'll buy 5[/QUOTE] buy one get one free

[QUOTE=sami-elite;32473059]I had no idea a hit is that cheap.[/QUOTE] In Brazil (and most of latinamerica) they are.

I wonder why someone put a hit on her in the first place. [I][B]BITCH BUMPED MY SHOPPING CART IN THE DEL MERCADO DE ALIMENTOS.[/B][/I]

[QUOTE=Soleeedus;32477426]I wonder why someone put a hit on her in the first place. [I][B]BITCH BUMPED MY SHOPPING CART IN THE DEL MERCADO DE ALIMENTOS.[/B][/I][/QUOTE] read again, the employer claimed she was having an affair with her husband. And it is: bitch bumped my cart in the [B][I]Supermercado[/I][/B] /spanishlesson

[QUOTE=Soleeedus;32477426]I wonder why someone put a hit on her in the first place. [I][B]BITCH BUMPED MY SHOPPING CART IN THE DEL MERCADO DE ALIMENTOS.[/B][/I][/QUOTE] No actually it was because she thought her husband was having an affair with the 'murdered' woman.

So what is the point of faking the death when obviously she wasn't having an affair in the first place, since she was going out with the hitman lol. I guess he just really wanted to keep the cash?

[QUOTE=barttool;32477558]read again, the employer claimed she was having an affair with her husband. And it is: bitch bumped my cart in the [B][I]Supermercado[/I][/B] /spanishlesson[/QUOTE] Whatever, I don't speak Spanish.

She... She went to the police charging the hitman of stealing from her after she hired him to kill someone... And because she [I]thought[/I] that the her husband had cheted on her... What

... Would that work as a pickup line? Like, an elaborate way to get into a girl's panties? First you go up to her, act like you're going to kill her but then have a "change of heart" (boner levels remain the same) and then inform her of this crazy plot to kill her. Then you say your "employer" won't reveal their identity but has paid you like, oh, I don't know some random amount. Sweep her off her feet, get some of your friends to play the part of other hitmen and I'm fairly certain that by the third night any woman would accept that sexual relations must occur. This plan, I tell you, it's genius. I don't even think there WAS a hit, I think the "hitman" was actually the husband! It all makes sense! The man's a brilliant motherfucker and his wife is most likely a lying bitch.

So what exactly is the girl guilty of?

[QUOTE=JumpinJackFlash;32480921]... Would that work as a pickup line? Like, an elaborate way to get into a girl's panties? First you go up to her, act like you're going to kill her but then have a "change of heart" (boner levels remain the same) and then inform her of this crazy plot to kill her. Then you say your "employer" won't reveal their identity but has paid you like, oh, I don't know some random amount. Sweep her off her feet, get some of your friends to play the part of other hitmen and I'm fairly certain that by the third night any woman would accept that sexual relations must occur. This plan, I tell you, it's genius. I don't even think there WAS a hit, I think the "hitman" was actually the husband! It all makes sense! The man's a brilliant motherfucker and his wife is most likely a lying bitch.[/QUOTE]I'm in.

I'm waiting for this to be turned into a shitty romantic comedy.

[QUOTE=shian;32472990]Read more: [url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2040452/Hired-hit-man-fell-love-victim-faking-death-tomato-ketchup.html#ixzz1YyqGf4Cf[/url][/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eBT6OSr1TI[/media]

[QUOTE=Killer_Andre;32483598][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eBT6OSr1TI[/media][/QUOTE] Okay, I know DailyMail is unreliable, but I checked other sources, and they were earlier than the daily mail. So yeah, daily mail is right this time.

[QUOTE=ThatHippyMan;32475416][img]http://oneguyrambling.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/big-lebowski-Jesus.jpg[/img] And no one fucks with the Jesus.[/QUOTE] [img]http://thewareaglereader.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/opinion.jpg[/img] Yeah, well, that's just like, your opinion man

I think he was just hitting on her.

[QUOTE=d00msdaydan;32485959][img]http://thewareaglereader.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/opinion.jpg[/img] Yeah, well, that's just like, your opinion man[/QUOTE] I love that movie.

Reminds me of that scene in Mafia where you have to kill a woman, but instead you tell her to leave the city and never show up again, pretending you killed her.

[QUOTE=Raptortheawesome;32491115]Reminds me of that scene in Mafia where you have to kill a woman, but instead you tell her to leave the city and never show up again, pretending you killed her.[/QUOTE] I always spared people's lives in GTA IV