[QUOTE=Smashmaster;28748614]Termites and geckos don't eat rotting flesh. Geckos probably eat termites, but why would termites have been near the body?
He must have had wood when he died.[/QUOTE]
That is officially the worst pun I have ever heard.
[QUOTE=Chrisordie;28744666]Must have been having a rave[/QUOTE]
Wait hold on, if this is from 2007... Then why do I have the feeling I've already made this joke?
[QUOTE=deadoctober;28748442]am I the only person who thinks spiders/bugs are cute?
I hate people who kill spiders just because "OMG THEYR SCARRY!!!"[/QUOTE]
[img]http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/3093/cutespiderface.jpg[/img]
This is why venoumous animals are heavily restricted/illegal! There are too many stories just like this. Really sucks. No matter how good a person is with an animal, if it's venomous, it's best off in a zoo, not at home like a non-venomous pet, especially along with many other ones.
I'm curious as to how they figure his Black Widow delivered the deadly bite. I mean with all those animals feating on him, it'd be really disfigured and a toxicologly report might not give as accurate results.
This is why we should be taking the offensive stance on all spiders/snakes/nature.
I don't care if this is fake or not; you're naive to think that this isn't every insect's sick fantasy. It's them or us, so why not them?
[img]http://www.hotbuzz4u.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/camel-spider-image.jpg[/img]
look at this fucking thing
look at it
Have some of the last few posters not actually read the thread? It's fake.
Edit
Screw you Moose as soon as I posted that thing appeared. I damn near shit myself. :ohdear:
[quote]and a gecko[/quote]
that smug bastard
While I do feel sorry for the guy, I still think it was in a way his fault because he was keeping one of the most poisonous spiders ever as a pet.
[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;28747310]I don't know about that.
How long does a Jet Engine take to kill a man?[/QUOTE]
Exactly when he/she gets sucked in.
[QUOTE=SlayerFin;28744952]I got arachnophobia and if I would have seen this with my own eyes, I would have died by an heart attack.[/QUOTE]
Better to do that outside the apartment.
A man die from an accident. His corpse was eaten by animals.
[QUOTE=Moose;28749121][img_thumb]http://www.hotbuzz4u.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/camel-spider-image.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
He reminds me of the old Dr. Eggman for some reason.
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[img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_TcdpBBPlPEo/SdZyHy9JvEI/AAAAAAAAAO4/P5RYY_l1fpU/s200/robotnik+win.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Gayry;28744516]Well if you surround yourself with plenty of animals that can kill you in a small environment I guess you should be labeled suicidal.[/QUOTE]
I have brown recluse spiders, black widows, and a few of these bad boys. Harmless to adults, lethal to kids, elderly, sick, etc. I have a cold right now, so I can't be near them: [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deathstalker[/url]
Holy fucking shit!
This is fake, can people read?
[QUOTE=HighdefGE;28749288]Better to do that outside the apartment.[/QUOTE]
:smith:
Mental images...
[QUOTE=Agent Cobra;28749153]that smug bastard[/QUOTE]
[img]http://cdn1.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/071/495/original/Smugleaf.PNG?1284342226[/img]
Deal with it.
It's too horrible to be true.
Or is it true? :ohdear:
Don't even bother cleaning out his apartment. It would be horrifying to try and do so. Just have everyone clear out with all their stuff, burn it down, then rebuild. :v:
I would hate to come across one of those spiders.
[img]http://nhecbeta.weduhosting.com/uploadcache/geico_gecko.jpg[/img]
Look at that smug motherFUCKER
Please tell me the house is being burned down, animals and all.
[b]WHY WON'T YOU DIE YOU EIGHT LEGGED FREAKS[/b]
/caps
Holy shit, that sounds sad AND scary.
I remember watching something in Animal Planet about a guy who kept several monitor lizards at his apartment. It was pretty much the same scenario as this one, lizards fucking kill the guy and eat him up, neighbors complain about a stench, cops come and find his half eaten corpse.
Fucking made me hate pets for weeks
:wtc:
AHHHHH!
I fucking hate spiders. Seriously, what the fuck.
This was on a thousand ways to die too.
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