A Fox Is Living on the White House Grounds and No One Can Catch It Because of the Shutdown - Polidicks

It's only time before wild life invades the white house grounds. I can imagine wildlife taking over, and packs of deer and such roaming around because nobody can do anything about it.

Sad state of affairs when even the white house fox isn't white I weep for this country.......

[QUOTE=SirDavid255;42534495]It's only time before wild life invades the white house grounds. I can imagine wildlife taking over, and packs of deer and such roaming around because nobody can do anything about it.[/QUOTE] Life after People predicted this. Except there were some tigers roaming around too, but I'm sure they'll show up eventually.

I think it would be hilarious if the president went out and bought a lawn mower and started cutting it himself :v: because no one else can.

But what does the fox say?

Imagine Obama gets attacked by an animal and receives a phonecall from Boehner. "ready to surrender yet??????"

I'm sure this fox presents a clear and present danger to US national security and economy, therefore it should be apprehended ASAP.

[QUOTE=gudman;42533407]Holywood fuck off with your "several years later". All it took was a week. [editline]15th October 2013[/editline] Would it be better president than the last two? [editline]15th October 2013[/editline] WHY DO I KEEP FUCKING UP MY POSTS[/QUOTE] But the the president before Bush was Clinton, and Clinton rocked.

So the fox is saying open the god damn government? Illuminati Conspiracy obviously.

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Because having a fox on the White House grounds is something you need to pay someone to fix. Bunch of fucking whiny babies pitching a shit the moment they see wild life, thinking they need to fucking pay someone to get rid of them.

Its a communist Spy.

[QUOTE=koeniginator;42533120]Squirrels frolic in the first lady's vegetable garden, feasting on overgrown tomato vines.[/QUOTE] Then how exactly is it the first lady's garden? I mean if there were employees gardening her garden it wasn't really "her garden" you know?

Soon enough, the apes will rise.

[QUOTE=surfur;42534612]I think it would be hilarious if the president went out and bought a lawn mower and started cutting it himself :v: because no one else can.[/QUOTE]I know I would, sure as hell would beat the day in day out stress he probably deals with.

So the fox came out of it's hole, saw it's shadow and got scared, so 2 more months of government shutdown? Is that how it goes?

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Your garden? My garden.

The most amazing thing to come from the shutdown since "Barrycades".

Fox should be named "Shutdown" and allowed to remain on the premises. Unless the White house has a bunch of chickens, I don't think he is much of a threat. [quote]has sidelined groundskeepers at the White House, who are barred from tending Michelle Obama's kitchen garden [/quote] ...is it really hers if she isn't the one taking care of it?

[QUOTE=GunFox;42537103] Unless the White house has a bunch of chickens... [/QUOTE] Wouldn't be the oddest White House pet.

[QUOTE=GunFox;42537103] ...is it really hers if she isn't the one taking care of it?[/QUOTE] Is your house really yours if there is a maid cleaning it? Yes.

[QUOTE=Elfy;42537254]Is your house really yours if there is a maid cleaning it?[/quote] If the maid stopped cleaning it, wouldn't it be up to me to tend to it? I'm not being critical of Michelle here, I am just curious as to why it is her garden in particular and not simply "The White House garden".

i can't believe no one has said "where does the fox stay?" yet a missed opportunity

Government should keep it as a pet, nothing says freedom more than a fox breaking all the laws.

Hey removing a fox is no joke. The last time a fox was running around Long Beach airport the ground crew chased it down with a pickup truck. Some military helicopter on frequency even offered their machine gun, for target practice of course.

Where's his friend the hound?

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Then Biden steps outside with his double barrel shotgun and fires into the air to scare it away.

[video=youtube;ubelPxVhuis]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubelPxVhuis[/video] Obama should just get a Snickers bar and chase the fox with it.