Greedy Sluts Take A Shit On Traditional Marriage Customs - Polidicks

While i actually do agree that traditional weddings are ancient customs and could use some new introductions, this dress is just fucking awful. It's not beautiful at all, the bride might as well just wear some bdsm gear or a catsuit.

[QUOTE=mysteryman;34311185]While i actually do agree that traditional weddings are ancient customs and could use some new introductions, this dress is just fucking awful. It's not beautiful at all, the bride might as well just wear some bdsm gear or a catsuit.[/QUOTE] now that would be an interesting wedding

[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/20516268/Picts/fox.png[/img] I wonder what it says about them that the first thing they see in the outfit is a penis [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/20516268/not a real link/totally-not-pointed-sarcasm.png[/img]

I'm ok with this

[QUOTE=Greenen72;34311510][img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/20516268/Picts/fox.png[/img] I wonder what it says about them that the first thing they see in the outfit is a penis [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/20516268/not a real link/totally-not-pointed-sarcasm.png[/img][/QUOTE] I dont see it. If they do, thats one thin skinny penis.

[QUOTE=AceOfDivine;34310264]Traditional marriage can fuck itself. If you want to get married in that, more power to you.[/QUOTE] Yo yo fight da powa bruddah fuk da system screw those old fagots who want us to get married and raise productive children who will actually accomplish something in life instead of getting addicted to drugs or being killed before they're born or growing up on the streets because they don't have an actual family RePrEsEnT TeenPowar 4lief

no problem with this :) in fact, I encourage it

[QUOTE=Greenen72;34311510][img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/20516268/Picts/fox.png[/img] I wonder what it says about them that the first thing they see in the outfit is a penis [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/20516268/not a real link/totally-not-pointed-sarcasm.png[/img][/QUOTE] Didn't see it. Went back to check. Still don't see it. Freud would have something to say about this internet traveler named "popweasel".

[QUOTE=Strongbad;34311966]Yo yo fight da powa bruddah fuk da system screw those old fagots who want us to get married and raise productive children who will actually accomplish something in life instead of getting addicted to drugs or being killed before they're born or growing up on the streets because they don't have an actual family RePrEsEnT TeenPowar 4lief[/QUOTE] Oh man, you so witty. I wish I was as funny as you are.

[QUOTE=Strongbad;34311966]Yo yo fight da powa bruddah fuk da system screw those old fagots who want us to get married and raise productive children who will actually accomplish something in life instead of getting addicted to drugs or being killed before they're born or growing up on the streets because they don't have an actual family RePrEsEnT TeenPowar 4lief[/QUOTE] absolutely terrible post in every way

Fox Nation commentators manage to turn a story about skimpy bridal outfits into the political equivalent of diarrhea. "must b a democRAT!! fuckin whore"

[QUOTE=Raidyr;34312118]Didn't see it. Went back to check. Still don't see it.[/QUOTE] He means this [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/7473344/636_g-string2_DailyMail.jpg[/img]

I bet that's cheaper than an actual wedding dress

there's a difference between untraditional marriage customs and this fucking shit

[QUOTE=KingKombat;34312529]there's a difference between untraditional marriage customs and this fucking shit[/QUOTE]No there isn't. If people want to do it that way, why not? These days marriage is bollocks anyway and is good only for the legal benefits.

[QUOTE=i-am-teh-sex;34312325]He means this [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/7473344/636_g-string2_DailyMail.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] That is a very skinny penis.

Try concealing your boner at the alter.

[QUOTE=Greenen72;34311510][img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/20516268/Picts/fox.png[/img] I wonder what it says about them that the first thing they see in the outfit is a penis [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/20516268/not a real link/totally-not-pointed-sarcasm.png[/img][/QUOTE] I'm pretty sure he's joking...

[QUOTE=Robber;34312648]I'm pretty sure he's joking...[/QUOTE] Fox. Nation. He's not joking. He actually believes this shit.

[QUOTE=archangel125;34310801]Now that's a wedding dress I can get behind.[/QUOTE] with my DICK

[QUOTE=Robber;34312648]I'm pretty sure he's joking...[/QUOTE] this is the internet more importantly this is fox news' website there will be serious comments about a bikini looking like a penis, about how the designers are nazi socialists with a hidden agenda, and how avant garde fashion mistaken for serious attempts to change the dress market is clearly ruining traditional marriage between a man and a woman

[QUOTE=TheHydra;34312219]absolutely terrible post in every way[/QUOTE] Gee, it sure is fun to say a post is bad without listing any reason for it, isn't it [editline]20th January 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Jackald;34312434]Right wingers in a nutshell: "I'M A REPUBLICAN! I WANT AMERICA TO BE FREE!!!! No government intervention! Let me practice my own faith and beliefs, in the name of Jesus Christ." "Woah woah, wait, what the fuck, someone's doing something controversial or unusual?! STOP THEM! STOP THEM BEING FREE RIGHT NOW, I DEMAND IT!"[/QUOTE] Nice sweeping generalization.

[QUOTE=daijitsu;34312938]this is the internet more importantly this is fox news' website there will be serious comments about a bikini looking like a penis, about how the designers are nazi socialists with a hidden agenda, and how avant garde fashion mistaken for serious attempts to change the dress market is clearly ruining traditional marriage between a man and a woman[/QUOTE] don't forget that it's all Obamas fault!

[QUOTE=Strongbad;34313163]Gee, it sure is fun to say a post is bad without listing any reason for it, isn't it [/QUOTE] Here are the parts that I felt were lacking: [QUOTE=Strongbad;34311966]Yo yo fight da powa bruddah fuk da system screw those old fagots who want us to get married and raise productive children who will actually accomplish something in life instead of getting addicted to drugs or being killed before they're born or growing up on the streets because they don't have an actual family RePrEsEnT TeenPowar 4lief[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Taepodong-2;34310295]I was honestly expecting scat porn.[/QUOTE] With a brand beginning with the word [b]Kaviar[/b] and taking place in [b]Berlin[/b] one would expect that.

Meh; if you're the centerpiece of a huge event, you get to wear whatever you like. Hell, get the groom to wear a gorilla suit while you're at it. It'll keep the family kids from falling asleep during the talky bits.

The comments are so hilarious. It's like well made satire.

inb4 zeke comes in and complains about the title posts unfunny comedian when we tell him it's a joke

[QUOTE=Strongbad;34311966]Yo yo fight da powa bruddah fuk da system screw those old fagots who want us to get married and raise productive children who will actually accomplish something in life instead of getting addicted to drugs or being killed before they're born or growing up on the streets because they don't have an actual family RePrEsEnT TeenPowar 4lief[/QUOTE] yo yo stop

[img]http://troll.ws/i/6do4Xc.png[/img] Of course someone would post this in reply.