Woman Sticks Arm in Tiger Cage, Tiger Bites it Off - Polidicks

Uhhh... [b]arm[/b]ageddon? I dunno, all the good arm/tiger puns were taken. I'm glad the tiger is being kept alive; she was stupid to think she could get away with that behavior around a tiger.

Guys am I the only person who read the part that said [U]she was an employee at the park[/U]? She would have had [I]some[/I] reason to do it if she's working there.

[QUOTE=ScottyWired;42426238]Guys am I the only person who read the part that said [U]she was an employee at the park[/U]? She would have had [I]some[/I] reason to do it if she's working there.[/QUOTE] People do crazy shit. Maybe she thought she was confident enough with [i]a tiger[/i] to play with it.

[quote]Authorities have not identified the employee at this time.[/quote] It's the one with one arm.

[QUOTE=Sobotnik;42423446]Natural selection.[/QUOTE] did you actually think this was a logical thing to post [editline]6th October 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=AJisAwesome15;42423352]what did someone put a gun to her head and say "hey stick your arm in the tiger cage"[/QUOTE] everyone is getting unreasonably hostile over what was most likely an accident

every single person on the planet has lapses of judgement sometimes some have them in unfortunate situations, which i'm betting is the case here

Usually in stories like these the animal gets put down because of people's retarded choices, glad it wasn't murdered for an idiot's mistake.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM[/media]

[QUOTE=ScottyWired;42426238]Guys am I the only person who read the part that said [U]she was an employee at the park[/U]? She would have had [I]some[/I] reason to do it if she's working there.[/QUOTE] It's pretty obvious that at least two thirds of the posts here are by people who didn't read it and thought it was a visitor just sticking her arm in for giggles :v: I'm sure she figured she'd be fine just cleaning something quickly and the tiger wouldn't even have time to bother her if it wanted to, but then she got stuck and shit got nasty

[QUOTE=Mors Quaedam;42423217]I think she just got [I]disarmed[/I].[/QUOTE] Don' worry, shes 'armless

jeez an employee makes one mistake and everyone's all [i]"lol natural selection she deserved it hope she gets put down"[/i] glad they managed to save her arm

[QUOTE=Shibbey;42423114]Well what did she expect?[/QUOTE] The most fitting avatar ever

Now THAT'S what I call sticking your arm in a tiger exhibit and getting it torn off!!!

What can I say, I was hungry and she handed it to me

Darwin award

[QUOTE=Whiterfire;42432830]Darwin award[/QUOTE] she didn't die.

[QUOTE='[EG] Pepper;42433550']she didn't die.[/QUOTE] Darwin Future Promise award

What a pussy (no pun intended)

[QUOTE=TronCat;42433879]What a pussy (no pun intended)[/QUOTE]Thanks a lot for that, I just wondered, "How would people react if a guy stuck his dick through the bars and was sexually pleasured in front of everyone?" :l

[QUOTE=JumpinJackFlash;42434065]Thanks a lot for that, I just wondered, "How would people react if a guy stuck his dick through the bars and was sexually pleasured in front of everyone?" :l[/QUOTE] [url]http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/7/72/Wdoc_bottle_01.mp3[/url]

ahaha bitch's hand got eaten by her pussy xD

[QUOTE=JumpinJackFlash;42434065]Thanks a lot for that, I just wondered, "How would people react if a guy stuck his dick through the bars and was sexually pleasured in front of everyone?" :l[/QUOTE] Dude I don't think tigers can be trained to suck you off. They don't respond to peanut butter that well.

[QUOTE=Shibbey;42434911]Dude I don't think tigers can be trained to suck you off. They don't respond to peanut butter that well.[/QUOTE]So that's why you have a tiger licking it's paw in your avatar. Do you train them to give handjobs instead?

That tiger has tasted stupidity, it shall strike again. She did totally violate rules that she should've known as an employee. Plus, ya' know. Common sense helps.

I hope the doctors led her a hand. Oh god why am I alive. Anyways, I don't really think she's stupid for this one thing. We all do stupid shit occasionally.

[QUOTE='[EG] Pepper;42433550']she didn't die.[/QUOTE] darwin award runner up

Weird, every zoo I've ever been to has had super thick glass separating you from the animals so you cant stick anything in the cages or something similar