Glenn Beck is a Morman

[5tolognadriS]

[QUOTE=Jewsus;17882997]In the 19th century one of America's great patriots, Joseph Smith, pioneered a the one true American way of worship. One in which Jesus was not a swarthy middle-easterner, but a good ole American.
[/QUOTE]

Erm... what?

Did you get that from I am America and So Can You, because that's not what he meant.

[Zeke129]

Mormonism was the stupidest religion until Scientology came about.

They should combine into Mormonology and tear a hole in spacetime from all the stupid

[DainBramageStud]

Church of the SubGenius is the best religion it beats Mormonism hands down.

[Cheesemonkey]

hey you idiots it's called sarcasm

i hope

[Mr. Mcguffin]

[QUOTE=Cheesemonkey;17885471]hey you idiots it's called sarcasm

i hope[/QUOTE]

My sanity can only hope.

[Odellus[v2]]

I'm Mormon. So what? And we don't believe Jesus is American, hurr.

[thisispain]

[QUOTE='Odellus[v2];17885892']I'm Mormon. So what? And we don't believe Jesus is American, hurr.[/QUOTE]

So your church actively funds discriminatory groups.

[Odellus[v2]]

[QUOTE=thisispain;17886081]So your church actively funds discriminatory groups.[/QUOTE]

Sure.

[thisispain]

No, you asked so what.

So I told you what.

[yawmwen]

[QUOTE='Odellus[v2];17885892']I'm Mormon. So what? And we don't believe Jesus is American, hurr.[/QUOTE]

Do you guys really believe in the nephite laymanite(I don't know how to spell them) stories? I am curious.

[Mr. Mcguffin]

[QUOTE='Odellus[v2];17886094']Sure.[/QUOTE]

And your holy book blatantly contradicts clear laws put forth in the Bible. And it says that black people will turn into white people if they're Mormon enough.

[SomeRandomGuy18]

more men

[ProboardslolV2]

Darwin was a christian

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Mormon

MORE LIKE MORON!!!!

[sp]not Mormons, glenn beck[/sp]

[Jewsus]

[QUOTE=Mr. Mcguffin;17886409]And your holy book blatantly contradicts clear laws put forth in the Bible. And it says that black people will turn into white people if they're Mormon enough.[/QUOTE]

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[Lostangeles4]

I used to live in Utah, and I'll just throw this out there. The Mormons are taught that if you bring a lot of teary eyed emotion into any argument, you are more likely to get people on your side. During their "sacrament" they'll stand at the podium and cry about how much they love their religion, and be overly fucking dramatic about everything. Glenn Beck does the same thing.

[MedicWine]

[url]www.killalljews.com[/url]

[gerbils_alt_2]

Ok. Great to know.

[Trotsky]

[QUOTE='Odellus[v2];17885892']I'm Mormon. So what? And we don't believe Jesus is American, hurr.[/QUOTE]

You're Mormon?

sweet, how many sons you have?

[Malumbre]

[release]In the 19th century one of America's great patriots, Joseph Smith, pioneered a the one true American way of worship. One in which Jesus was not a swarthy middle-easterner, but a good ole American.[/release]

Lol, not only is America god's blessed nation, but Jesus was American too. He was also Caucasian.

[Elstumpo]

[QUOTE=Malumbre;17894237][release]In the 19th century one of America's great patriots, Joseph Smith, pioneered a the one true American way of worship. One in which Jesus was not a swarthy middle-easterner, but a good ole American.[/release]

Lol, not only is America god's blessed nation, but Jesus was American too. He was also Caucasian.[/QUOTE]

So he was born after 1776?

Mormon Jesus