• Straya cunt: Victorian man accidentally shoots self in face and fuckin' lives
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[QUOTE]A Victorian man is in a serious but stable condition in hospital after a gun accidentally discharged in his face. Police say the man, aged in his 20s, was airlifted from Wendouree, north of Ballarat, to Melbourne's Alfred Hospital with a gunshot wound just after 6.30am (AEST) on Sunday. They are investigating the incident but say it appears the gun went off accidentally.[/QUOTE] [URL]http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/2013/05/19/14/32/vic-man-accidentally-shot-in-face[/URL] that is literally the whole article
Just hope his face won't be fucked up beyond recognition.
[QUOTE=fruxodaily;40697630]that is literally the whole article[/QUOTE] pfft well then shorten it to a few words, we gotta watch out for copyright infringement!
[QUOTE=God's Pimp Hand;40697663]pfft well then shorten it to a few words, we gotta watch out for copyright infringement[/QUOTE] ok [QUOTE]A Victorian man[/QUOTE] done
I say we ban triggers to prevent accidents like this occurring again
[QUOTE=Lonestriper;40697677]I say we ban triggers to prevent accidents like this occurring again[/QUOTE] Lonestripper for Prime Minister
Just need to talk to the farmers wearing a bulletproof vest and she'll be right
i know a guy who is a gun nut and lives on a farm, literally just a full on gun nut our English teacher was away for one class so we had some fill in who sat next to him and spoke nothing but guns was driving my head in
Thought the article was a man from the Victorian era for a minute
The fact he accidental shot himself in the face says he broke more [I]at least[/I] more than one of the principles of gun safety
[QUOTE=fruxodaily;40697630] that is literally the whole article[/QUOTE] woah watch out man you could get banned!
[QUOTE=fruxodaily;40697666] Victorian man[/QUOTE] More relevant [QUOTE]discharged in his face.[/QUOTE]
I read the title and was hoping it would be a literal Victorian man. [img]http://shsaplit.wikispaces.com/file/view/Victorian_Man.jpg/31555271/Victorian_Man.jpg[/img] This is disappointing.
[QUOTE=Zero Ziat;40697959]woah watch out man you could get banned![/QUOTE] hold me
So he accidentally picked up a gun and accidentally pointed it at his face and accidentally fired it? Attempted suicide and too ashamed at failing is my guess as to the truth of the matter.
[QUOTE=cecilbdemodded;40701974]So he accidentally picked up a gun and accidentally pointed it at his face and accidentally fired it? Attempted suicide and too ashamed at failing is my guess as to the truth of the matter.[/QUOTE] Usually these incidents happen when someone is cleaning the barrel of the gun and forget to unload it.
I know of two guys who live around my house who were driving in their trucks, with loaded shotguns resting on their feet, who hit bumps, which caused their shotguns to fire, taking off parts of their feet. These were two separate incidents with two separate people.
[QUOTE=Boba_Fett;40702000]Usually these incidents happen when someone is cleaning the barrel of the gun and forget to unload it.[/QUOTE] If someone cleans their gun and manages to shoot themselves in the face while doing it, I'm gonna go ahead and call that an attempted suicide, just on general principle. It's a case of this guy wanting to kill himself but not being able to face up to it...well I guess he DID face up to it after all didn't he?
[QUOTE=cecilbdemodded;40706598]If someone cleans their gun and manages to shoot themselves in the face while doing it, I'm gonna go ahead and call that an attempted suicide, just on general principle. It's a case of this guy wanting to kill himself but not being able to face up to it...well I guess he DID face up to it after all didn't he?[/QUOTE] What. just bacause you shoot yourself in the face doesn't mean you intend to do it, just look at everything Rick Santorum has ever done.
[QUOTE=download;40697899]The fact he accidental shot himself in the face says he broke more [I]at least[/I] more than one of the principles of gun safety[/QUOTE] [b]THE RULES[/b] 1. Aim away from the face. 2. Aim [i]away[/i] from the face. 3. aim [i]away[/i] from the >>[b]FACE[/b]<< 4. Etc
if only the gun could get a concealed carry license and be able to carry a gun himself, he could of protected himself from this unsafe lunatic.
[QUOTE=Vollybomb;40707188]What. just bacause you shoot yourself in the face doesn't mean you intend to do it, just look at everything Rick Santorum has ever done.[/QUOTE] Unlike the US, the get a gun in Australia you need a licence. To get the licence you spend a day having that drilled into you. If the guy missed that bit he's either incredibly retarded or tried to kill himself
heaven must be out of apartments when god keeps savin all these darwin awards cases.
[QUOTE=ewitwins;40707299][b]THE RULES[/b] 1. Aim away from the face. 2. Aim [i]away[/i] from the face. 3. aim [i]away[/i] from the >>[b]FACE[/b]<< 4. Etc[/QUOTE] What if I just wanna check that my gun is loaded? Is a quick peek down the barrel allowed then?
[QUOTE=Dr Kevorkian;40708010]What if I just wanna check that my gun is loaded? Is a quick peek down the barrel allowed then?[/QUOTE] absolutely!
[QUOTE=fruxodaily;40697666]ok done[/QUOTE] Victorian man accidentally a gun.
[QUOTE=download;40697899]The fact he accidental shot himself in the face says he broke more [I]at least[/I] more than one of the principles of gun safety[/QUOTE] Not necessarily. What if by a freak accident a tiny meteorite hit the safety, then a clown on a unicycle happened to bike by while juggling and accidentally grabbed the barrel causing it to flip around and point at his face, while the Brandenburg Orchestra was in the background playing orchestral covers of modern dubstep songs with sound frequencies that incidentally caused the weapon to discharge there and then.
I looked at the title and thought "this must be history, nobody from victorian times is alive now" then I read it and it's Victoria in Australia. Woo, gotta love my brain.
[QUOTE=Dr Kevorkian;40708010]What if I just wanna check that my gun is loaded? Is a quick peek down the barrel allowed then?[/QUOTE] give it a good shake to make sure the bullets are there too
I do hope this doesn't get spread all over the major news companies and kneejerk the public into further gun bans.
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