• Teenager Puts Hamster In Microwave
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[QUOTE=johanz;19538446]Did it blend?[/QUOTE] Post of the Thread.
[QUOTE=johanz;19538446]Did it blend?[/QUOTE] [img]http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Business/images/will-it-blend.jpg[/img] Yes! It Blends!
[QUOTE=johanz;19538506]Because when someone innocent dies, people don't make puns.[/QUOTE] Depends on the situation and the patheticness of the user for innocent cases.
[QUOTE=Viper202;19538454]Animals don't tend to commit acts of evil. Humans on the other hand do commit acts of evil and dumbshittery and therefore deserve to be mocked. And burn the fucker alight.[/QUOTE] Cause that little boy in the church who got hit by a falling bullet was such an evil son of a bitch.
[QUOTE=Viper202;19538454]Animals don't tend to commit acts of evil. Humans on the other hand do commit acts of evil and dumbshittery and therefore deserve to be mocked..[/QUOTE] Hyenas chase down and disembowel their prey. Chimpanzee's eat little monkeys when they don't have to. Killer Whales play ball with baby seals. if you hate being human, go kill yourself then.
[QUOTE=Viper202;19538545]Depends on the situation and the patheticness of the user for innocent cases.[/QUOTE] But that hamster was evil too, I tell you!
I wanna microwave that kid's cock.
I want to see more pictures of the hamster, like the hind leg that was burnt.
[QUOTE=johanz;19538506]Because when someone innocent dies, people don't make puns.[/QUOTE] I remember when that kid died during church by a random bullet, the thread was filled with "WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW LOLOL" comments
[QUOTE=lolwutdude;19538580]Hyenas chase down and disembowel their prey. Chimpanzee's eat little monkeys when they don't have to. Killer Whales play ball with baby seals. if you hate being human, go kill yourself then.[/QUOTE] Hyenas are just feeding themselves, that's that. But chimps and whales just get too smart for their own good. I guess the smarter you are the worse you become, but by smarts I don't mean all of us. I'm just saying we're the highest species when it comes to smarts. [editline]11:53PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Mexican;19538577]Cause that little boy in the church who got hit by a falling bullet was such an evil son of a bitch.[/QUOTE] That's just horrid luck, I never said that every human being commits evil. I should've said various people do the worst.
[QUOTE=AustinM;19538610]I wanna microwave that kid's cock.[/QUOTE] That's hot. and radioactive
[QUOTE=Viper202;19538682]Hyenas are just feeding themselves, that's that. But chimps and whales just get too smart for their own good. I guess the smarter you are the worse you become, but by smarts I don't mean all of us. I'm just saying we're the highest species when it comes to smarts.[/QUOTE] hyenas have teeth that'll crack bones and stomach strong enough to digest almost every shit they eat. but they have to disembowel a live prey, with their prey's organs slipping outside, while being alive. nice. if you think we're so worst, why not become and buddhist then commit suicide. if your lucky, you'll be reincarnated into an animal that's definitely better than human beings.
[QUOTE=Viper202;19538682]That's just horrid luck, I never said that every human being commits evil. I should've said various people do the worst.[/QUOTE] But people still made puns, thus proving the average idiot values a cute animal more than an innocent person.
Gee, I hope we don't have a debate about having morals, or the worth of a life, or if humans are superior to other animals. Because that would make this thread really long. and that kid was fucked up
That kid must have some serious mental issues, I hope he has a [B]fucking hard time[/B] when his "friends" find out about this, lets find out where he lives, Ill bring the molotovs.
[QUOTE=lolwutdude;19538764]hyenas have teeth that'll crack bones and stomach strong enough to digest almost every shit they eat. but they have to disembowel a live prey, with their prey's organs slipping outside, while being alive. nice. if you think we're so worst, why not become and buddhist then commit suicide. if your lucky, you'll be reincarnated into an animal that's definitely better than human beings.[/QUOTE] We kill people with nuclear bombs, we wage war for resources. We bomb, shoot and stab people for hating what we like. Your point is?
[QUOTE=hoot14uk;19538832]That kid must have some serious mental issues, I hope he has a [B]fucking hard time[/B] when his "friends" find out about this, lets find out where he lives, Ill bring the molotovs.[/QUOTE] If you're ready to go to jail for this kid, why don't you go kill some actual criminals?
[QUOTE=Viper202;19538850]We kill people with nuclear bombs, we wage war for resources. We bomb, shoot and stab people for hating what we like. Your point is?[/QUOTE] Clearly, because we do all that stuff, we should be able to microwave hamsters too. :buddy:
[QUOTE=johanz;19538874]If you're ready to go to jail for this kid, why don't you go kill some actual criminals?[/QUOTE] This man is correct. Even if the kid does deserve it.
[QUOTE=hoot14uk;19538832]That kid must have some serious mental issues, I hope he has a [B]fucking hard time[/B] when his "friends" find out about this, lets find out where he lives, Ill bring the molotovs.[/QUOTE] Tonka tUff dont mESs~
[QUOTE=Viper202;19538850]We kill people with nuclear bombs, we wage war for resources. We bomb, shoot and stab people for hating what we like. Your point is?[/QUOTE] boo hoo, welcome to reality, where there is no such things as unicorns and everyone has the freedom to express their opinions. i bet your one of those really introverted lonely guy who tries to be cool and act different by saying misanthropy is cool. i find it ironic you talk so much crap about the human race, but your living the best of it. i have a solution to your humanity hate problem, but you probably know it. also, it seems that an inferior small tiny lifeform is superior to a living human being, reading this thread.
I hate people who think of hamsters as items.
[QUOTE=lolwutdude;19538955]boo hoo, welcome to reality, where there is no such things as unicorns and everyone has the freedom to express their opinions. i bet your one of those really introverted lonely guy who tries to be cool and act different by saying misanthropy is cool. i find it ironic you talk so much crap about the human race, but your living the best of it. i have a solution to your humanity hate problem, but you probably know it. also, it seems that an inferior small tiny lifeform is superior to a living human being, reading this thread.[/QUOTE] lol kill urself umad
[QUOTE=Viper202;19538850]We kill people with nuclear bombs, we wage war for resources. We bomb, shoot and stab people for hating what we like. Your point is?[/QUOTE] I don't know about [I]you[/I], but [I]I[/I] didn't do jack shit.
[QUOTE=Viper202;19539002]lol kill urself umad[/QUOTE] notmad, im sad u hate human beings :(
[QUOTE=Viper202;19539002]umad[/QUOTE] 4chan detected
[QUOTE=johanz;19538874]If you're ready to go to jail for this kid, why don't you go kill some actual criminals?[/QUOTE] You didn't let me finish, Ill bring the molotovs.... and maybe we can stop at the local prison.
RIP mr hamster
[QUOTE=Mexican;19539012]I don't know about [I]you[/I], but [I]I[/I] didn't do jack shit.[/QUOTE] You're ignoring the fact I never said all of us on purpose aren't you?
:argh:
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