I wonder what happens if you put kids in the microwave.. And OP seems to have a very fitting test individual in his .. OP.
[QUOTE=mastersrp;19549535]I wonder what happens if you put kids in the microwave.. And OP seems to have a very fitting test individual in his .. OP.[/QUOTE]
Are you implying something about me putting kids in microwaves?
o_O
" the crime only came to light when his mother's friend took the animal to a vet the next day."
Wow uh, nice familiy.
[QUOTE=w1z v2;19539173]When a human is hurt or is killed, it's fucking hilarious as hell. Everyone laughs and throws out the most wonderful of puns and LOLs ensue.
When an animal is hurt or is killed, it's fucking abysmal and the person that did it is an absolute monster and is a mass murderer in disguise and is probably going to be the next Unabomber. People who even begin to smirk or begin to make a pun about it at are labeled as jerkoffs, assholes, assjacks, fuckheads, fuckfaces, fucknuts, etc etc because they don't see what's the big deal because if we can make fun of humans getting hurt/dying, why not animals? It's not like there are millions of animals each day that are killed and slaughtered for our own use and consumption and for lab testing that you could direct your hate and anger towards to instead of some frivolous little call out for attention by some whackjob.
Makes perfect sense.[/QUOTE]
I think the reason for this is because people are more desensitised to human death because they see it on the news all of the time, and without much emphasis "10 people killed in Afghanistan" as if it weren't a big deal. Animal death news stories come around less often and so people are more sensitive to it.
Also, at least in my opinion, it's sadder when this happens to an animal because they have no idea what's going on. If you put a person in a microwave (somehow) they'll be aware of what's happening. Sure they'll be more scared because they know it's deadly but I think that makes the animal more innocent because it might be able to feel its insides burning and have no idea why and be terrified for that reason. I think if you put a baby in a microwave it might have the same effect on people as an animal, since babies don't understand much of the world around them either. But knowing the dickyness of people, they probably would laugh at a baby dying.
I don't want to come off as "animals are our friends :3" here, but if you think about it, animals are cuter than humans, and humans are generally dicks. Would you rather someone from the species who are generally assholes to die (even if they personally weren't) or an animal from a species that has fur and beady eyes and are cuddly to die? It might be wrong to laugh at humans dying, sure, but if you think about it humans are the ones who put animals in microwaves for fun. The only times I've seen animals kill for purposes not for food was when my cat killed birds as gifts for us (although I'm sure that given the chance there might be animals who would put living things in microwaved if they could).
I'm probably not making much sense here so tl;dr, humans are dicks and so we don't care as much when one dies (which is probably one of the things that makes us dicks in the first place).
Call 4chan
"Hamster smoke, don't breathe this"
I vote to put the kid in a microwave.
I fucking hate hamsters anyways. But if it was a slow and painful death it's pretty cruel. If it was on super high settings and it died in like 5 seconds that's not TOO bad.
I wonder how long he put it in there for.
I can never microwave my hamsters without having a cold spot on them.
Poor Richard Hammond! :smith:
[QUOTE=Paravin;19556900]Poor Richard Hammond! :smith:[/QUOTE]
I thought that was a car?
I know a kid that left his hamster outside in the cold, and this this to warm it up. He was 6.
this sounds like something "Is It A Good Idea to Microwave This" would do
[QUOTE=Kentz;19539976]It was probably Chris0132[/QUOTE]
This took 2 and a half pages.
Come on, Facepunch
/news
Dick move man
Cunt. I'd cut off his penis and put that in the microwave then feed it to him as he's bleeding.
I hate hamsters. All they do is shit everywhere and die. Worst pets ever.
Here's a tip. Don't buy your kids a pet that can fit in a fucking microwave. Are these parents retarded? That isn't a pet. It's a ball of fluff that's going to die due to the child's incompetence. How many times has a Golden Retriever or a Pitbull ever been shoved into a microwave by a kid? None, that's how many, because kids know not to fuck with an animal twice their size. And they can't fit in the fucking toaster.
If it fits in a microwave it isn't a pet. It's dinner.
[QUOTE=Lankist;19566971]I hate hamsters. All they do is shit everywhere and die. Worst pets ever.[/QUOTE]
So you would microwave them instead?
[QUOTE=B1N4RY!;19567000]So you would microwave them instead?[/QUOTE]
They're rats, only worse. Instead of scampering around and surviving they roll around in stupid little plastic balls until they give themselves vertigo and then die. If someone shoved me in a plastic ball and called me a pet I'd be begging for the microwave.
Get a dignified pet, Jesus. I wouldn't ever own a pet that I couldn't have serious concerns for my own safety were I to try to put it in any confectionery device.
I bet he was recreating that scene from Maniac Mansion.
Absolutely horrible.
I can't believe they took it to a vet, I bet that thing was in CRAZY pain. I would have walked out the door and curb stomped it ASAP out of respect. I mean it's just a hamster it had no hopes or dreams so the ONLY thing it could look forward to is torture and suffering.
Is it bad idea to put this in a microwave?!
Fuck, yes it is.
Why the fuck would you do such crap.
Now we know that hamsters can survive the microwave
