Remember when that girl put a cat in an oven?
Maybe 4chan will assault this kid.
I knew a girl who did this to her hamster when she was young. Fucked up story, she made her username BurntHamster.
[QUOTE=Mexican;19538507]Hamsters are suicidal fucks anyway.
Mine would jump off of desks onto hard flooring if I left it alone for five seconds. Then despite our best efforts we couldn't clean his cage and keep up with how much he was shitting and he literally died because he [I]choked on his own shit.[/I]
That kid's a prick though.[/QUOTE]
Don't forget that they actually eat the FUCKING BABIES.
It apparently didn't go far enough to spawn a meme, ala NEDM
What an ass. My friends hamster died when it got out of it's cage and fell from his 5th story balcony.
[QUOTE=eatdembeanz;19567125]I bet he was recreating that scene from Maniac Mansion.[/QUOTE]
I can't believe you're the only guy in the thread to mention that.
Give the kid a long, graphic course on Antisocial Personality disorder and show him pictures of what people sharing his lack of empathy did to other human beings. Scare the little fucker straight. Traumatize him.
Was he a hobo? Sounds like what they do. Just shove random animals into a microwave.
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