He’s back: Film raises Zombie bin Laden from the dead - Polidicks

[QUOTE=Araknid;34614379]This is going to be terrible. Plus it has romantic shit. Why must every zombie movie have romantic shit? Also why do soldiers in afghanistan have swords[/QUOTE] It's not supposed to be good.

This is what happens when there aren't enough virgins in heaven.

[QUOTE=Araknid;34614379]This is going to be terrible. Plus it has romantic shit. Why must every zombie movie have romantic shit? Also why do soldiers in afghanistan have swords[/QUOTE] We all know in the event of a zombie apocalypse katanas are going to be parachuted into every military base on earth.

If they can pull off the same dumb charm Hobo With a Shotgun had (and make it half as quotable) this will be an awesome movie.

This will be better than The Shawshank Redemption

I hope they pull it off right because we need a new silly movie that's actually good.

The only thing good about that was the soundtrack

The name is such an awful pun that I just can't comprehend the silliness.

oh god taliban zombie suicide bombers, explode twice :v:

[QUOTE=markg06;34616376]We all know in the event of a zombie apocalypse katanas are going to be parachuted into every military base on earth.[/QUOTE] The government will generally just airdrop them by the millions to all citizens L4D2 makes sense now

[QUOTE=Chancebond;34614519]Military with katanas? this is fucking stupid.[/QUOTE] Really? The movie is about [B]ZOMBIE BIN LADEN[/B] and soldiers with Katanas make it stupid?

I think most of you are missing the point that this film isn't serious.

Of course the American film industry is gonna cash in on Osama's death. The moment he died, or the moment some writer knew Osama's was gonna die, they had already began writing a script and setting the wheels in motion in hopes to get money. Fuck that. Make a documentary or something about Osama instead.

Oh hell, this is gonna be an awesome shitstorm.

[QUOTE=Araknid;34614379]This is going to be terrible. Plus it has romantic shit. Why must every zombie movie have romantic shit? Also why do soldiers in afghanistan have swords[/QUOTE] Also fast zombies. Why fast zombies they suck ballsack

I think this looks like a fun movie to watch with some friends

So... Is this sort of like [I]Dead Snow[/I] except it's more like [I]Dead Sand[/I]?

[QUOTE=Daniel Smith;34626632]So... Is this sort of like [I]Dead Snow[/I] except it's more like [I]Dead Sand[/I]?[/QUOTE] holy shit I remember that movie

[QUOTE=LiquidNazgul;34625275]Also fast zombies. Why fast zombies they suck ballsack[/QUOTE] Because how the hell would slow zombies stand a chance in the middle of the desert where they can just get shot in the head from miles away, slow zombies are only effective in areas with lots of tight spaces and dead ends like cities.

[QUOTE=Electrocuter;34627025]Because how the hell would slow zombies stand a chance in the middle of the desert where they can just get shot in the head from miles away, slow zombies are only effective in areas with lots of tight spaces and dead ends like cities.[/QUOTE] You would have to be a pretty damn good sniper to hit something the size of a bowling ball (which is constantly making erratic movements) from [I]miles[/I] away.

"QUICK, TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF. IT'LL HELP YOU NOT GET HIT."

I'd much rather see this: [video=youtube;GEFj0Pngu_E]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEFj0Pngu_E&feature=share[/video] [editline]9th February 2012[/editline] They both seem indie

[QUOTE=The Baconator;34628439]I'd much rather see this: [video=youtube;GEFj0Pngu_E]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEFj0Pngu_E&feature=share[/video] [editline]9th February 2012[/editline] They both seem indie[/QUOTE] Except that God Bless America has the actual potential to be amazing

By the looks of the trailer, half the plot is going to be finding a reason for the main character to take off his shirt.

Damn, that was fast.

[QUOTE=The Baconator;34628439]I'd much rather see this: [video=youtube;GEFj0Pngu_E]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEFj0Pngu_E&feature=share[/video] [editline]9th February 2012[/editline] They both seem indie[/QUOTE] I want to see it just for the fact that they gun down Westboro Baptist Church people. And it's written by Bobcat, that guy's hilarious.

And the joke went flying over everyone's head. For a relatively low budget movie everything was top notch, too. Oh and there's also the Sony movie (the official one :rolleyes:).

Hey guys, can't believe I got the part!

-snip- God I'm a horrible reader

Movie of the year, all years.