Tesco releases new biscuit flavoured spreads - including custard cream, bourbon, and cookie flavours - Polidicks

I'm on a diet at the moment but we've just started selling salted caramel spread at work and god damn do I want to try some.

BRB, all of America is moving to the UK

[QUOTE=Awesomecaek;46378773]What happens if I spread that onto the biscuit it's supposed to be made of?[/QUOTE] I've done it. You have a really caremelly biscuit. It's nice [editline]31st October 2014[/editline] I liked to dip the biscuit in it

Put custard creams on pancakes, and suddenly the UK has its rival to France's Nutella crepes.

[QUOTE=Scot;46378610]what would you spread this on[/QUOTE] tea, scones and crumpets

An off topic comment.

[QUOTE=DeepInferno;46379670]An off topic comment.[/QUOTE] To be honest, this is fairly relevant to the course of this topic.

Custard and cookies Oh my god I am actually jealous

We've had these for a while at Trader Joe's. this is my 2nd jar this week and it's a third gone. [t]http://i.imgur.com/rYooAcn.jpg[/t]

[QUOTE=Trekintosh;46380316]We've had these for a while at Trader Joe's. this is my 2nd jar this week and it's a third gone. [t]http://i.imgur.com/rYooAcn.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] Is this used to spread on things like toast? Looks just like an ordinary jar to me with nothing in it. I am disappointed, I expected better.

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That is so spooky. Just a few hours ago, my girlfriend was talking about them while eating them.

I don't think they will appear in Poland fast. :suicide:

Bourbon Spread? sounds interesting. Wish they sold some over here.

[QUOTE=arbio22;46380798]Bourbon Spread? sounds interesting. Wish they sold some over here.[/QUOTE] are we allowed to export it to you guys?

i wonder if the bourbon spread will make you poop as much as eating the equivalent in biscuits, must test this

[QUOTE=Trekintosh;46380316]We've had these for a while at Trader Joe's. this is my 2nd jar this week and it's a third gone. [t]http://i.imgur.com/rYooAcn.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] Wow it's literally the exact same thing but it says 'Trader Joe's'. I wonder who makes it.

Lidl also sells the cookies and cream one i'm [I]pretttty sure[/I] i've seen it [editline]1st November 2014[/editline] it's weird thinking facepunchers are real people who go outside and do weekly shops [editline]1st November 2014[/editline] then again a facepuncher once saw me in greggs and i was dressed like shit

[QUOTE=Jsm;46378599]Holy shit, where can you get this from I need it in my life.[/QUOTE] I've bought a few jars of the stuff in Morrisons. It's the crunchy variant, but still amazing.

you guys are weird just spread it on bread like it's supposed to

My local tesco has had these for a few weeks now, including actual biscoff spread. I cannot stop buying the cookies and cream spread it is so damn good.

The Cookies & Cream one is really nice its got bits of cookie in it also.

i think it's legal for these to be exported to countries so i might post a few out if anyone wants it, or maybe i can set up a US distributor

[QUOTE=meppers;46378778]plebs [IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/36/Nutella-1.jpg/250px-Nutella-1.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] precisely, why would you buy "own brand tesco bournbourn" when it's just cheap tasting chocolate spread.

[QUOTE=Amiga OS;46380875][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BZsIY6PUPU[/media][/QUOTE] Sonofabitch I was gonna post that. Either way this is pretty cool, I've never tried cookie butter before but I've heard good things. I'm usually used to regular chocolate spread, got a big jar of the stuff in Lidl a week or two ago. Hopefully my sister hasn't had the last of it, though at the moment we don't seem to have any real bread around the house so that's a problem. I'll probably bring home a large white bloomer on Monday, local bakery does some damn fine bread. Also concerning the "bourbon biscuits make you poop", that's one of the reasons I stopped eating Oreos. Those things would go right through me and come out as freakin' lignite.