• Man assaults police officer with his dong
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[quote]A man who assaulted a female police officer with his penis has been fined. Marium Varinauskas, 28, tried to strike the officer on the head with his penis when she was called out to his flat, but she got out of the way. Lithuanian Varinauskas admitted a charge of assault at Aberdeen Sheriff Court and was fined £600. The court heard he had been drinking heavily and could not remember committing the offence at his home in Aberdeen. Police were called to his home by his girlfriend, who had complained about him being drunk last November. They arrived to find the self-employed engineer sitting on the sofa wearing a pair of underpants. He apologises profusely and is extremely embarrassed John Hardie Defence solicitor Fiscal depute Elaine Lynch said: "The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck." Defence solicitor John Hardie said: "He was sitting on the couch drunk with his pants on. "He can't remember anything but accepts that if that's what the police say then that's what happened. "He has never been so drunk before that day and accepts he has to take full responsibility. He apologises profusely and is extremely embarrassed." His not guilty plea to committing a breach of the peace by uttering offensive and sexual remarks was accepted by the Crown. Sheriff Annella Cowan was told that the Lithuanian had now quit binge drinking because of the incident[/quote] He must have had [i]some balls[/i] to attempt that stunt... But seriously [quote]The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face, [b]forcing her to take evasive action[/b] to avoid getting struck.[/quote] What. Was his dick 6 foot long, made of steel with spikes on the end or something? [b][i]Source:[/b][url]http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/north_east/8570398.stm[/url][/i]
What a dick move.
[QUOTE=dangwarrior;20778583]What a dick move.[/QUOTE] i was gonna post that..:(
'John [B]Hard[/B]ie' Heh.
She has to deal with dicks and assholes all day, never did she think she'd be dodging one.
That guy shouldn't have been so cocky.
[QUOTE=News Thing]Marium Varinauskas, 28, tried to strike the officer on the head with his penis when she was called out to his flat, but she got out of the way. [/QUOTE] She got out of the way? I have an image in my head of a full out dive and roll. Dude must be stacked.
He missed because it was too short.
[QUOTE=kizza55;20778701]She got out of the way? I have an image in my head of a full out dive and roll. Dude must be stacked.[/QUOTE] What I find even funnier is if she didn't avoid. [i]*prod* *poke*[/i] Please Stop that sir [i]*mush* *prod* *thrust*[/i] Sir... Please [i]*poke* *prod*[/i] Please Stop that...
He must be a prick to do that
Impressive cock slap
It's good to see that the female managed to cock block the feisty maneuver.
Why was she on the ground in the first place?
This man have ball, heh. __________________________________ Now wait for Rambo_9 and his shitty post.
Looks like he got... [i]Cock blocked[/i] YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH But seriously, :wtc:.
Woo dickslapping
Relax, he was just dicking around.
Why is he called lithuanian as a name?
Penis.
This reminds me of that gif where the dude runs around ejaculating on Asian women.
Why didn't she start sucking it? Bitch hasn't seen enough porn.
Dick slapped
If he was thrusting his penis in her face I think he may have been looking for something more than to just scare her off.
[QUOTE=Mavericks;20780398]If he was thrusting his penis in her face I think he may have been looking for something more than to just scare her off.[/QUOTE] Vacate an eye socket?
:awesome: Looks like she's just been on the receiving end of someone else's baton.
Cock slapped the bitch. And Female police officers ? Should they be in the kitchen ?
I bet that was embarrassing.
[QUOTE=PEn1s lol;20781913]Cock slapped the bitch. And Female police officers ? Should they be in the kitchen ?[/QUOTE] That was a pretty generic post.
[QUOTE=Morphology53;20780339]Penis.[/QUOTE] Penis. I wonder that she looks like.
I wonder how the court order will look like. Assault with a deadly weapon?
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