• Man assaults police officer with his dong
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[QUOTE=MercZ;20789113]I wonder how the court order will look like. Assault with a deadly weapon?[/QUOTE] You are being sentenced to 1 year in prison for assault with a dong
What a dickhead.
I live in Aberdeen too, I want to hunt this man down and shake his hand, though I reckon I should wear a glove.
[QUOTE=Faunz;20789898]I live in Aberdeen too, I want to hunt this man down and shake his hand, though I reckon I should wear a glove.[/QUOTE] He might just thrust his dong to you for you to shake.
Wow, he was acting like a real [i]dick[/i].
I guess he was [I]hard [/I]pressed to assault her. :v:
what the fuck man.
I want to [I]touch his dick[/I].
if he goes to prison, he'll be hailed a hero. "Yo man, whatchu fucking in here foh" "I slapped a 5-0 with my dick"
I dont think he actually did it. Need a pic of the man and the woman to check.
none of your POIDH bullshit in these parts, boi.
Wow, the police man must have been a real dick :smug:
been done 5000 times before.
[QUOTE=Faunz;20789898]I live in Aberdeen too, I want to hunt this man down and shake his hand, though I reckon I should wear a glove.[/QUOTE] Man, in this city it's hardly shocking, far worse goes on.
He was just telling her to get back in the kitchen...with his penis
Did he just try to facepenis her? Damn, what a dickhead.
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