• Battleship capsizes; Huge losses
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Wait, this movie was real?
Honestly the film was very silly. The aliens were so incompetent I wondered how the hell they got off their own planet, let alone get to earth. I was hoping the aliens would actually win, because the cast was a collection of misfits who managed to be marginally less incompetent than the aliens.
This thread easily has the best title ever. God damn OP deserves a medal for this.
If you guys think the movie is bad you should play the video game! [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7uwNNLrtJk[/media]
[QUOTE=GunFox;36034619]They shouldn't have made a movie called battleship, period. They have been useless for decades upon decades.[/QUOTE] Well "Littoral Combat Ship" or "Frigate" doesn't have the same ring, does it? (seriously though "Iron Gator" would be a kickass movie name)
[QUOTE=trotskygrad;36043054]Well "Littoral Combat Ship" or "Frigate" doesn't have the same ring, does it? (seriously though "Iron Gator" would be a kickass movie name)[/QUOTE] "Ironclad" Make a film about the American Civil War and the introduction of the ironclad. Battle of Hampton Roads and the CSS Virginia. Amazing story. The Confederates stole a wooden ship from the Union, covered it in metal armor and blew the fuck out of some harbors and other ships. The ship was unstoppable, and cannonballs bounced right off its hull. The Virginia made a habit of [I]ramming[/I] wooden ships until they sank, and then pimped away unscathed. Nigh instantaneously, EVERYONE in the world with a navy decommissioned their wooden ships and went to ironclads. A jerry-rigged piece of shit boat changed the entire world in a few days time. Not technically the first ironclad, but was the first ironclad to engage other ships.
[QUOTE=BCell;36039724]Well, be glad no one have made a live action or a 3D My Little Pony movie. yet....[/QUOTE] Still would be better than another Transformers movie.
[QUOTE=Lankist;36043158]Nigh instantaneously, EVERYONE in the world with a navy decommissioned their wooden ships and went to ironclads.[/QUOTE] Well actually the chronic weaknesses of the wooden ships had been shown in the previous decade, most notably in the Crimean War. The British navy had already made it a policy to focus entirely on armoured vessels shortly before that battle took place.
am i the only the one that can tolerate almost every movie in existence except for Uwe Boll films like, i liked this film, and i like almost every movie i watch, i think im deaf to these flaws films have
[QUOTE=Itachi_Crow;36037550]I get called a film snob by coworkers for dismissing this movie as a pile of fucknig gargbage am I really a film snob for having basic standards this shit doesn't even look pretty[/QUOTE] "snob" is becoming a pretty common insult by people with low standards. Nothing wrong with having low standards, but there's also nothing wrong with expecting more from your movies/games/books/etc.
[QUOTE=Lankist;36043158]"Ironclad" Make a film about the American Civil War and the introduction of the ironclad. Battle of Hampton Roads and the CSS Virginia. Amazing story. The Confederates stole a wooden ship from the Union, covered it in metal armor and blew the fuck out of some harbors and other ships. The ship was unstoppable, and cannonballs bounced right off its hull. The Virginia made a habit of [I]ramming[/I] wooden ships until they sank, and then pimped away unscathed. Nigh instantaneously, EVERYONE in the world with a navy decommissioned their wooden ships and went to ironclads. A jerry-rigged piece of shit boat changed the entire world in a few days time. Not technically the first ironclad, but was the first ironclad to engage other ships.[/QUOTE] Make it have the battle with the Monitor. Hell, make the Union ironclad crew the protagonists and the Confederate one be the villain.
I honestly just assumed Michael Bay directed it.
why you would go see this over the numerous great movies standing over it is beyond me
[QUOTE=chunkymonkey;36042446]If you guys think the movie is bad you should play the video game! [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7uwNNLrtJk[/media][/QUOTE] I thought this was a joke, then when i watched the video and found out it was serious I almost cried.
[QUOTE=Groat;36045340]I honestly just assumed Michael Bay directed it.[/QUOTE] I was almost offended that he didn't. [editline]21st May 2012[/editline] Someone has put a lot of effort into imitating the lowest trash ever put on the screen. I pity that man.
he went from making a good highschool football movie to a superhero movie to a michael bay naval war alien movie peter berg is unique
I hope they copy and paste more of the ideas from Michael Bay films and put them into the Candyland and Monopoly films. Candyland will probably be attacked by robots that hate happiness (and thus candy) and Monopoly will have robots from a competing company set out to destroy the guys empire so he will be the ruling company.
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