• American man prays to god rather than taking daughter to the doctor. Daughter dies.
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YES GUILTY VERDICT YES Fucking moron.
Dumb religious freak.
What the fuck is wrong with people?
Perfect example of why religious people are dumbasses.
God: [I][B]Dude, what are you asking me for? She needs a doctor.[/B][/I]
[QUOTE=JDK721v2;16426626]Perfect example of why religious people are dumbasses.[/QUOTE] Those who do not use their brain cells.
Fucking religion. :bang:
[QUOTE=ray243;16426651]Those who do not use their brain cells.[/QUOTE] One could relate the extended belief in fairy tales that were written to teach morals (and allowing said fairy tales to lead or support their lives) to unused brain cells. What a coincidence.
[QUOTE=Bredirish123;16425962]If this isn't proof I don't know what is.[/QUOTE] all this proves is that it was part of God's Plan for her to die. nothing more, nothing less :colbert:
From Wikipedia, [quote]Theologically, most Pentecostal denominations are aligned with Evangelicalism, in that they emphasize the reliability of the Bible and the need for the transformation of an individual's life through faith in Jesus.[/quote] Another quote [quote]When Charismatics are added with Pentecostals the number increases to nearly a quarter of the world's 2 billion Christians[/quote] This all makes sense to where the Christian lunatics originate from. The ones who are constantly trying to change you into a Christian by force. And some good news. This man has successfully prevented his stupidity genes from passing on into the next generation.
Reminds me of this joke. [quote]A farmer is in Iowa during a flood. The river is overflowing, with water surrounding the farmer's home up to his front porch. As he is standing there, a boat comes up, The man in the boat says "Jump in, I'll take you to safety." The farmer crosses his arms and says stubbornly, "Nope, I put my trust in God." The boat goes away. The water rises to the second floor. Another boat comes up, the man says to the farmer who is now in the second story window, "Jump in, I'll save you." The farmer again says, "Nope, I put my trust in God." The boat goes away. Now the water is up to the roof. As The farmer stands on the roof, a helicopter comes over, and drops a ladder. The pilot yells down to the farmer "I'll save you, climb the ladder." The farmer says "Nope, I put my trust in God." The helicopter goes away. The water comtinues to rise and sweeps the farmer off the roof. He drowns. The farmer goes to heaven. God sees him and says "What are you doing here?" The farmer says "I put my trust in you and you let me down." God says, "What do you mean, let you down? I sent you two boats and a helicopter!!!"[/quote]
Classic joke
Reminds me of the story were the guy is drowning and 3 boats come by and each time they offer to save him he refuses saying god will save him, he drowns soon after. And when he got to heaven he asked god why he didnt save him, god then said " what the are you talking about I sent three boats." A better version is above. Fuck your blue clocks.
[QUOTE=Turrngait;16426649]God: [I][B]Dude, what are you asking me for? She needs a doctor.[/B][/I][/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Turrngait;16426649]God: [I][B]I don't exist, so stop talking to me, lol.[/B][/I][/QUOTE] :science:
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And the Darwin Award goes to...
Wonder if the daughter is up in heaven, pissed off at her Dad?
[QUOTE=Turrngait;16426649]God: [I][B]Dude, what are you asking me for? She needs a doctor.[/B][/I][/QUOTE] [B]I'm busy burning my bitch into toast and shit.[/B]
What was he praying for?
[QUOTE=TwinkieHouse;16426892]And the Darwin Award goes to...[/QUOTE] no one, she didn't commit suicide
[QUOTE=Craptaskeet;16426943]What was he praying for?[/QUOTE] Medicine. :smug:
[QUOTE=john_pelphre;16426950]Medicine.[/QUOTE] What if he was praying that the little bitch would just shut up and stop whining and he prayed too hard?
[QUOTE=Uber|nooB;16426945]no one, she didn't commit suicide[/QUOTE] Its not committing Suicide, its doing something so stupid that the results end in your death. [quote=wikipedia] According to Wendy Northcutt, author of the Darwin Award books: "The Awards honor people who ensure the long-term survival of the human race by removing themselves from the gene pool in a sublimely idiotic fashion. [/quote]
[b]Take that christianity[/b]
[QUOTE=OutOfExile;16427015][b]Take that religion[/b][/QUOTE] Okay I took the religion now what
[QUOTE=Craptaskeet;16426979]What if he was praying that the little bitch would just shut up and stop whining and he prayed too hard?[/QUOTE] That would be murder, and god would be an accomplice....OH SHI...
If God wanted her to go, then He wanted her to go. Thumbs up to the man who went to God first, and for all of you people who know NOTHING about Christianity, you always put God before anything.
[QUOTE=Craptaskeet;16427019]Okay I took the religion now what[/QUOTE] Your daughter dies and you get arrested.
[QUOTE=KigJow;16427286]If God wanted her to go, then He wanted her to go. Thumbs up to the man who went to God first, and for all of you people who know NOTHING about Christianity, you always put God before anything.[/QUOTE] I hope you die. Soon.
[QUOTE=KigJow;16427286]If God wanted her to go, then He wanted her to go. Thumbs up to the man who went to God first, and for all of you people who know NOTHING about Christianity, you always put God before anything.[/QUOTE] I hope to my nonexistant god that you are trolling me so hard right now.
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